New Year's Eve & Ranger's Resolutions Booth

Yippy... it's New Years Resolution time and I got my Resolution Booth all set up.

1ST THE RULES:

NO PUSHIN,  NO SHOVIN,  NO SNIFFIN  AND  NO PEEKIN UNDER THE RED CURTAIN !!

NOW STEP ON UP AND WRITE YOUR RESOLUTION (as a Comment).

I'm looking forward to another fun year of blogging wiff all of you.   Pawty on and be safe?

 Wags, 

          Ranger

Wacky Holidays in January

We've been soooooooo busy wiff all the Holiday Intruders dat I haven't had time to blog.  They kept playing and chasing me.   More about dat later.... for now I have to get out some very important information dat I googled on my yaptop for y'all.

January 2015 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 New Year's Day

2 Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day

3 Festival of Sleep Day (Zzzzzzzzzzzz)
3 Fruitcake Toss Day (Do I see a "Fruitcake Tossing" contest? in our futures?)
3 Humiliation Day

4 Trivia Day (got any?)

5 National Bird Day (look up)

6 Bean Day
6 Cuddle Up Day (Aweeeeee)

7 Old Rock Day

8 Bubble Bath Day (YIKES !!!!!!!!  Run and Hide Day)
8 Male Watcher's Day

9 Madi is hosting the Inauguration and Swearing In Ceremony for new Mayorz Murphy and Stanley
9 Dory's post Inauguration Pajama Party

10 Sarge is hosting a Mayoress Madi's Box Bash
10 Peculiar People Day

11 Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend's Day

12 Murphy and Stanley are hosting a Meet The Blogville Administration blog hop
12 Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
12 National Pharmacist Day

13 International Skeptics Day
13 Make Your Dream Come True Day

14 Dress Up Your Pet Day (RUN.... run and hide today!)

15 National Hat Day (I love HATS)

16 Appreciate a Dragon Day
16 National Nothing Day

17 Ditch New Years Resolutions Day

18 Thesaurus Day
18 Winnie the Pooh Day (want some honey?)

19 Martin Luther King Jr. Birthday  , celebrated on the third Monday
19 National Popcorn Day (yummy!)

20 National Buttercrunch Day (yummy!)
20 Penguin Awareness Day

21 National Hugging Day (yummy!)
21 Squirrel Appreciation Day (Really?  A squirrel must of made up dis one.   Just sayin)

22 National Blonde Brownie Day

23 National Pie Day (yummy!)
23 National Hand Paw-writing Day
23 Measure Your Feet Paws Day (Why!?!)

24 Murphy and Stanley is hosting a Letter To Paw Pal blog hop (I can't wait to see what Mom writes about me.)
24 Beer Can Appreciation Day (Arrrrrrrooooooo !!!)
24 Compliment Day

25 Opposite Day (Now dis sounds like fun !!!!)

26 Spouse's Day (Frankie will be busy on dis day.  hehehe)

27 Chocolate Cake Day (Mom won't let me eat chocolate, but she will sure enjoy dis day.)
27 Punch the Clock Day

28 Fun at Work Day
28 National Kazoo Day (where's da band?)

29 National Puzzle Day
29 National Cornchip Day (Yummmmm)

30 National Inane Answering Message Day

31 Backward Day (Now we are talkin some real fun!)
31 Inspire Your Heart with Art Day

 Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.  Have fun!  

Wags, 

    Ranger

Pees.... stay tuned to see what Santa Paw left for me.

Dory's Birthday and Christmas Pawty

I hope you had a fabulous Christmas and dat Santa Paws was good to you.  Now it's time to Pawty at Dory's.

Doesn't my girl, Daisy look beautiful today?   I am one lucky scot to have such a sweet girlfriend.   Come and join us at da pawty.    We'll be hanging out at da bar tasting Ruby's latest cocktail creation.  
If you don't find us dar… check the buffet table or da dance floor.  Daisy is a really good dancer so I gotta try to not step on her paws.   See ya soon.   

Wags, 

       Ranger

Merry Christmas to All

Have a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat day.

As you know, dis is what I asked Santa Paws for:

• A new tug toy.
• A new stuffie.
• A puppy brother
• Some cookies/treats.

Stay tuned and I'll show you what Santa Paws brought me.   All I can say is Santa Rocks!

   

Oh, oh, oh… gotta run and answer dat door.   Company is here.   Yippy!!!!!

Luv ya, 

         Ranger

Pees.   Make sure you remember all dos who need some prayers today.  

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FFHT - Pressies, pressies, and more pressies

Arrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!   Mom finally let me open up da boxes dat da mail lady delivered for me.   She said dat it is okay to open dem now cuz it's Christmas Eve.

OMD…. I got me a box from my Chewy pals & gals?
I can't wait to review whatever dey sent me.

TURDUCKEN !!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas dinner will be da tastiest meal yet.
Thank you Chewy.

Three more boxes to open.
Which one should I open next?
Decisions, decisions.   Dis is sooooo much fun.

Thank you Noodles.

My next box is from Noodles.   She says dat dis box has a prize in it, dat I won in her July Hat contest.

Holy doggie bag holder!
Ka-Pow…. dis is sooooooooooo cool.

Next up, is a box from my girlfriend, Daisy.

Da wrapping paper is super cool?   It has scotties running all over it.

Isn't she pretty?   Love ya girl!

OMD… she sent me a ton of really cool stuff.   I got me a frame (dat I can put her picture in), treats (yummmmmmm), a dogsbar (Yippy...I've never had one of des before), scottie pressie tags (sweet), and a big blue heart wiff a squeaky in it (Arrrrrrrooooo).   I just love squeaky toys.

Thank you Daisy.

My last box is from my Christmas pressie exchange buddy, Oreo.

I think he has da best smile.

I smell something really good.

OMD….. it's a stuffie with a great squeaker in it.   Hummmm… da tag says da it is a Hedgehog.  "But, I think you should know" dat da girls disagree.   Dat doesn't look like a Hedgehog, dey squealed.

Mom and Aunty D think dat he is an Armadillo.
Dey have never seen a Hedgehog or an Armadillo, for dat matter.
Silly sisters.

I don't really care.  I'm just HAPPY dat I have a new playpal.

 Oh…. and dar's MORE…. yes I said MORE.   I got me a bag of treats and Turkey in a sac.  YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!   I'm diggin right in.

Thank you Oreo.

I can't beleive dat I got all dis great stuff.

Chewy, Noodles, Daisy, and Oreo….. you're da best!

Happy Christmas Eve to All my furfriends.

Wags, 

          Ranger

Pees….. I can't wait to see what Santa Paws brings me tonight.   I hope I'm on his NICE list.

Mischief Monday & Desperate Measures

Oh what a pretty card.   Let's see who it's from.

It's from "Register's Auto Collision"

Ranger:   Who's dat?

Mom:   Oh… dat's one of mine.   

Hummmmm….something smells fishy.  

I think dat Mom may be cheating in da card count.   

I'd better investigate.

Let's check da back of it to see who it's addressed to.
OMD…. it's addressed to "Local Postal Customer" !!!!

Ranger:  Why is it yours?   I'm a BIG Local Postal Customer!

Mom:  You don't drive and it's from an Auto Collision place.

Ranger:   Well, I ride in da auto.   It doesn't doesn't say Auto DRIVER Collision.

 I think dat it's mine too! 

What da you think?  Is dis a Peep or a Ranger card or Both?

Looks like I'm gotta have to start spectoring all da peeps cards cuz Mom is starting to get desperate.   Doesn't she know dat Santa doesn't like cheaters?   If she's not careful, she could end up on da Naughty List.

                                            Wags, 

                               Ranger (Card Spector)…. my work is never done.

        Ranger: 42 +1?    
     Peeps: 14 +1?  

Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends) dat are under da weather.   Please get all better soon.

Aspiring Santa Paws Elf

Santa Paws Elf Application for 2015

Name:  Ranger
Age:  2 years and 9 months
Job experience:   Junior Police Officer, Security Guard, Deputy Top Cop, Rat Patrol Captain, Junior Termite Spector, Paint Spector, Author, Ball player, Trench Digger, Snoopervisor of all household activities, Door Greeter, and Professional Food Taster 
Scottitude:  Always positive, Plays well wiff others, Follows commands whenever, Motivated by Treats
References:  Finn & Wally, Mayor Madi, and Batman

And now for da Skills Test.

Yikes…. I'm all paws !!!

I guess I'm much better at da unwrapping part.

 Wags, 

         Ranger

Pees…..  I wonder WWKS (What Would Kyla Say).   Maybe somethin about my Elf Ears?  Miss ya girl.

        Ranger: 39     
     Peeps: 14  

Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends) 

dat are under da weather.   Please get all better soon.   Luv ya.

Farewell Miss Kyla

Kyla

(my favorite curmudgeon)

Jalisco, Mexico July 26, 2002 - Anthem, Arizona December 17, 2014

Race on Girl!
I hear dey have some great tracks Over da Rainbow Bridge.

Missing you already.   Love to your family. 

                                                

                                               Ranger  (Sniff, sniff, sighhhh)

Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends) 

dat are under da weather.   Please get all better soon.   Luv ya.

Wordless Wednesday - Painter Day 2 (catching some fresh air)

Wags, 

                            Snoopervisor Ranger

        Ranger: 36     
     Peeps: 11  

 

Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends) dat are under da weather.   Please get all better soon.

On the Job

Da painters are coming today and I'm gonna check dar work (twice).   Things just gotta look good for Santa Paws visit.  

Dis is my Serious, All Business look.

In other news:   I got me a pressie from Oreo (my Christmas pressie exchange partner).   Yippy!   But.. Mom says dat I can't open it until Christmas (sigh).   AND I also got a package from Chewy.   I just love dis time of year, don't you?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!   I just had to let one lose.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees…. Oh, oh, oh, did I tell you dat Mom sent all her bestest (oriental) rug to da rug cleaner?   She plans to put down some old rug for awhile.   I think it's so da puppy (dat I asked Santa Paws for) doesn't pee on it.   I'm gettin excited.   Dis could be da best Christmas ever!

        Ranger: 35     
Peeps: 11  

Junior Spector

Door Bell !!!!   Yippy !!!!   I just love company.

Who are you?

You're da Termite Spector?   Cool.

Can I help?   

I loooooove flashy - lights!   Ya see, I'm a light pouncer. 

Yep…. Hello, my name is Ranger and I'm a light pouncer.

Dar it is…. I see da lite !!!

Dis way….

Lets flash around da corner.

Right dar.  
Do you spy any termites?

Hold on…. I'll p-o-u-n-c-e on da bright light.

Spector T and I search and search but did not spy any termites.   He just loved spectoring wiff me and said dat he would make me an honorary Junior Spector.   How cool is dat?

He also told Mom dat next time/year, she needs to take a video of us spectoring together and post it on u-tubie cuz he thinks my light pouncing is da funniest thing da he ever saw.

Tomorrow da painters are coming so dat will be exciting.   I'm gonna have to do some serious snoopervising tomorrow.

Wags, 

               Ranger

Pees…  da peeps got 6 more cards on Saturday and I got Zero (sigh).   Mom is very excited but she will never catch me.   I'm still blowin her away.

        Ranger: 33       
Peeps: 9  

Christmas Quilts

 Mom has finally started decorating da inside of our house.
First up, she broke out da Christmas quilts.

Here's my personal favorite.

Do any of des scotties look familiar to you?

I think we need to move da ladder closer.

I can't wait for all da other decorations to come out of da boxes.  One of dem has my plaid Christmas stocking in it.  Do you have a Christmas stocking?   Dis is soooooooo exciting.   

What's dat Mom?  We can't finish all da decorating until da end of next week?  Painters are coming?  What's a painter?  Can I play wiff it?  I've never seen a painter.  Dis could get real interesting.

Wags, 

          Ranger

Pees…. Pattern can be found from Mad Dog Marketing.  http://www.quiltingbookspatternsandnotions.com/publishers.php?category=Mad%20Dog%20Marketing

        Ranger: 29 (16 cards & 13 ecard)       
Peeps: 2  (1 from Canada & 1 from Africa)

Wordless Wednesday - a melt-away cookie

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…..

Wags, 

            Ranger

                                                                          Pees….Mom finally got 1 card.

        Ranger: 24 (13 cards & 11 ecard)       
Peeps: 1   

Stuffie love

Yo Mom……. where are my favorite stuffies?

Dar not in my toy basket.

Mom:  Babe, sometimes you LOVE your stuffies sooooo much that they get injured and have to go to da stuffie hospital. 

   

Ranger:   Oh no… my favorite stuffies are in da hospital.

So I ran off to visit dem in the Hospital.

OMD…. dar seems be an overcrowding situation going on at da hospital so dey are not gettin da care dey deserve.   Dis condition is unacceptable,  sooooo…. I had a serious talk wiff the hospital staff and last night I finally saw some action.  

Da surgeries were scheduled and I supervised (looked on wiff intense anticipation) while da surgeon repaired all da holes in 4 of my favorite stuffies.

Now… I'm HAPPY to report dat 4 of my favorite stuffies were released from da hospital and are gettin some intense lovin from me.

Dey are as good as new, but Mom says dat she thinks they all need a B-A-T-H in da big washing machine.   OH NOOOO !!

I Love You, Big Green.

Big Green was a big as me.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees….. Big Green was a Christmas pressie dat I got on my very 1st Christmas (2012).  It was from Benny & Lily.   I call it Big Green, cuz I was never sure if it was a elephant, hippo or pig.   Here's a baby pic of me when I first got Big Green.