Santa Paws Elf Application for 2015
Name: Ranger
Age: 2 years and 9 months
Job experience: Junior Police Officer, Security Guard, Deputy Top Cop, Rat Patrol Captain, Junior Termite Spector, Paint Spector, Author, Ball player, Trench Digger, Snoopervisor of all household activities, Door Greeter, and Professional Food Taster
Scottitude: Always positive, Plays well wiff others, Follows commands whenever, Motivated by Treats
References: Finn & Wally, Mayor Madi, and Batman
And now for da Skills Test.
Yikes…. I'm all paws !!!
I guess I'm much better at da unwrapping part.
Wags,
Ranger
Pees….. I wonder WWKS (What Would Kyla Say). Maybe somethin about my Elf Ears? Miss ya girl.
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Ranger: 39
Peeps: 14 |
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Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends)
dat are under da weather. Please get all better soon. Luv ya.
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You need to have words with Gussie pug - we hear he has an in with Santa Claus now
ReplyDeleteRanger I think you would be a great elf.....I will see what I can do, but I know you will haf to be away from momma for 4 long days....that was a true deli mina in our house and it turned out rather stinky for me.
ReplyDeleteangus
As ELF do you get to come as visit all of us? 'cos if you dos I've got plans on sum adventures !
ReplyDeleteDo you like puppicinos?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
you are a much better elf than my momma, that's for sure Ranger :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
LOL elf and safety Ranger , careful now with the cellotape. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh boy....you must have taken Arty's Wrapping 101 class....We think you would make a wonderful elf!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
I think you would make an excellent Elf.
ReplyDeletewags
Oreo
You do have the ears for the job.
ReplyDeleteBentley
We think you'd do a great job!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Practice makes perfect! Keep trying and I know you will get it.
ReplyDeleteYou furgot to add Sneaky and ORNERY... to your curriculum Vita ... We can certainly attest to the fact that you pawsess THOSE skills... SO Santa would be a fool not to have you fur his MAIN Sneaky ELF...
ReplyDeleteWe think she might say something about needing thumbs.
ReplyDeleteOMD, you would make a FABulous ELF Ranger!! Though...I'm thinkin' Santa Paws would be missin' all his cookies...just sayin'...☺
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
Santa will regret will regret not hiring you!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Ranger ...... that's a lot of jobs you've had. Santa'd NEED someone with experience, aye?? I reckon you're just the bloke for him.
ReplyDeletePlayin well wif others are a requirement? I guess I'm out.
ReplyDeleteBOL you know she would or don't quit your day job.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Maybe a job in Elf and safety is more for you then wrapping gifts? Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX
ReplyDeleteHey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, I think you're a shoe-in for that job! Think of all the fun things you can buy with the green papers you earn. I'm sure Santa pays well. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
"Follows commands whenever". Hahahahaha me too!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou'd be a natural!!
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