Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Easter !!!!!

  Look what I found !  
 I just love a good hunt. 
Yo Mom..... des are ALL mine.   Stop eyein dem.

I hope you have a grrrrrrrrreat Easter.


Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Happy Birthday to ME

It's my Birthday Today and I plan on partying all day!

Yippy...  I'm officially FOUR.

It seems like yesterday dat I was planning my second and third parties wiff Stuart (da great) and then wiff little Dui.   Yep, all of us super cool scots have da same birthday.  

Dis year my celebration is a little low-key wiffout Stuart.    Maybe next year, Dui and I will plan another BIG Birthday Bash.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dui (my Down Under brother from another mother)  and Angel Stuart!

I'm heading to da beach now.... and later I get to open pressies and have CAKE!    Life is good for dis Birthday Boy.


Thursday, March 10, 2016


I've been working really hard and I just needed a wee little nap.

                     Chief Ranger

Friday, March 4, 2016

Getting down to Business - Attention Blogville Police Officers

I'm out cruisin' today.

Like my ride?   It's now da Blogville Police Chief's Bat-Mobile car.

Destination:  Da Office

Mission:   Check out my new office to review my staff.

I need to name a #2 (Deputy Top Cop) and I think dat some of my officers should be promoted.     Others may want new assignments or more responsibility.

I got a list of current staff from our Police Commissioner Sarge and hope we didn't miss anyone.

My assistant, Office Manager & Head Jailer
* Hailey

DTC's ride

Deputy Top Cop
* OPEN  (gets to drive dat new Blogville Police Batcycle motorcycle)

* OPEN - dis is a new position.   The Dispatcher answers 991-paws Calls and Dispatches the right officers to address the need.   They are the primary communications link to Me and all of the Officers.

Morale Officer
* OPEN - dis is another new position.  Da Officer will be responsible for keeping morale up, Police Charity events, Socials and makin' sure da we do not run out of Donuts.

* Abby the Lab
* Sully
* Augus
* Ruby

* Zaphod, Lead Detective & Canadian Division
* Wallace, South Africa Division
* Charlie, Australian Division
* Easy, European Division

World Wide Criminal Investigator & Forensics Department
* Bertie

Bloodhound Officer
* Bentley and his assistant Pierre

Beach Patrol
* Freya Rose Blossom, England

Jr. Officers
* Riley
* Whitley
* MacDui
* Finley
* Arty
* Princess Leah
* Sophie
* Shelby
* Speedy

AND.... Special Consultant Investigators Sherlock Reilly and Dr Denny

ATTENTION - Action required
  1. Please let me know (send me an email at scottierangerATgmailDOTcom) if you would like to continue to serve in our super cool POLICE Department and what position/changes/promotions you would like.
  2. If you are interested in joining our Blogville Police department as a Jr. Officer, send me an email scottierangerATgmailDOTcom.   We are always lookin' for some new paws.
  3. If you have police experience and are interested in joining our Blogville Police department send me an email scottierangerATgmailDOTcom.   
Thank you for your support.   I really hope dat my predecessor (Retired Chief Sidebite) approves of what I'm doing.   I wanta make him proud of me.

                    Chief Ranger

Pees...  I will not be addressing da Fire and Rescue Department (see Commissioner Sarge if you are looking for assistance in dat area).

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Belated Dr. Seuss Day

My head is still spinning wiff da news about my biggy promotion.   So much to do (e.g. review staffing, ordering more donuts, checking out my new office and wheels) dat I missed Dr. Seuss Day.    I love when mom read  Dr. Seuss to me.   Can I say dat now dat I'm da Chief?

Anyways, all dis police talk got me wondering if Dr. Seuss ever wrote about da police in any of his books.   So... I did some investigating (I am a trained detective ya know).

Look what I dug up....
Dar is a book named A Fish Out of Water.

A Fish out of Water is a 1961 American children's book written by Helen Palmer Geisel (credited as Helen Palmer) and illustrated by P. D. Eastman. The book is based on a short story by Palmer's husband Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss), "Gustav, the Goldfish", which was published with his own illustrations in Redbook magazine in June 1950.

Plot:  The story is about a boy who buys a fish, named Otto, from a pet store. The store owner, Mr. Carp, gives the boy instructions on how to care for the fish, including strict feeding instructions: "Never feed him a lot. Never more than a spot! Or something may happen. You never know what." When the boy disobeys these instructions out of compassion for his new pet, Otto begins to outgrow his fishbowl. This leads the boy to move him into lots of vases and a bathtub until he floods the house.

The boy requests help from a police officer and the fire department, who help him take Otto down to the local pool.  There, they drop the fish in, causing it to expand to the size of the pool and scare off all of the swimmers. Unsure of what to do, the boy calls Mr. Carp. He is not surprised as boys always ignore his feeding instructions. When Mr. Carp arrives, he dives into the pool and pulls Otto below. Eventually, he emerges with the fish, back to its normal size. He refuses to say how he did it but tells the boy to never overfeed Otto again, and the boy takes his advice to heart.

More donuts anyone?
Now I know dat da police officer did not solve da problem as it was a magical fish, but it is pretty cool dat da boy did seek help from a police officer and da fire department.

                      Chief Ranger

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

I got me a Promotion

Arrrrrrrrrroooooo !!  
Perhaps you've heard, I've been promoted to Chief of Police of da Blogville Police Force.   Yep.... Police Commissioner Sarge has just promoted me.   Can you believe it?

Dis is a really BIG responsibility and I'm bowled over wiff appreciation dat Commissioner Sarge would trust me wiff da safety of Blogville.

Stay tuned as I figure out what to do next.   Today I'm just gonna enjoy da moment.

Donuts All Around!

                      Chief Ranger

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