B&W Sunday - Flood stage

I'm joining Nola's B&W Blog Hop today.
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Hummmmmmm….

Yikes!

We've has sooooooooo much rain that I now have a pond in my backyard (near the back fence).


I don't know how it got here and I'm really not sure that I like this new development.

Wow…. water rings.

Ok…. I've had enough of having my paws all wet.    Oh drat!  It's raining again.
Yo Mom, can you make it all go away?

RAIN- RAIN-GO-AWAY.

Wags,

         Ranger

Let's get Shady - It's Sunglasses Day

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!    Sunglasses Day has finally arrived.
Now let's get busy and have some fun.

Here are my pic(s).

And our next Judge on 'The Voice' is………   wait…. dat's not Cee Lo… it's

'Yo….pick me!  Come and join Team Ranger.'

Now.. dis is a Blog Hop…. so add your blog link (below where it says 'Click here to enter') to join the hop and to see all the shady pics.   Dis is my 1st Blog Hop so I hope dis works.

Have a grrrrreat time.

Wags,

                                                              Ranger & and my buds (Frankie & Ernie)

Pees…. if you are having trouble gettin added to the list…. leave me a comment and I'll add you.

Grab Your Shades - tomorrow (June 27th) is Sunglasses Day

Tomorrow is the BIG SUNGLASSES DAY Bloggie Hop!   Don't miss it.

My "cra..zy cool" buddies Frankie & Ernie and I are hosting a Blog Hop for Sunglasses day.   I hope you have your pic(s) all ready.


Hold on a min… while I go pee.

               -.-.-.-  paws  -.-.-.-

Ok…. I'm back.   What can I say…. sometimes ya just gotta follow natures call when ya have a peefection.

Now here's how it's going down…

Post your PIC(s) with a CAPTION on your OWN BLOG and join the Blog Hop on 6/27.

• REAL Pics with Sunny Glasses... or  Photoshop pics… are allowed.  
• Be creative with your Caption(s).
• You can post 1 or more than 1 photos on your bloggie.
• Add your bloggie link to the Blog Hop on 6/27 (which will be found on my bloggie). 

Dat's it.

What do you win?   A really good time with lots of laughs.  Dis one is all abouts da fun.
See y'all in your best shades tomorrow.

Wags,

          Ranger

Annual check-up

Dis morning I went the Dogster for my annual ck-up.   Dis is my very 1st annual ck-up.

Hello… my name is Ranger.
I gots me an apt.

After I checked in.   I got weigh'd.

  I now weigh…….  18.6 lbs.  

Then Lucy came out of one of the rooms.

I must admit… dat we had a moment.

I had to tell her that I am already taken.   Sorry Lucy.


After I met Lucy, I was called back for my appointment.

Hummm…. I'm not sure I like dat table.

Wow.
According to dis sign… I maybe ONE but in human years I am 15.
I wonder if I can get a driving learner's permit.

So… you're probably wondering how I did.

1. Heartworn: Negative
2. Poop ck:  Good   (when mom and the lady in blue were talking about a poop ck… I decided to help out and gave them a fresh sample (I poop'd on the floor).
3. Pee check (Mom wanted me to have dis cuz I have recently been having pee accidents in the house (not normal as I always go outside).    Well… it is a good thing that Mom had dem check.  As it turns out…. I gots me a Bladder Infection.   Yikes!    

So I gots me some drugs and didn't get any shots.   The Dogster wants me to fight off the infection 1st. I have to go back in 2 weeks and if the infection is gone… then I will get my shots.

Sooo…… I'll be eat'n my pills and drink'n lots of water for awhile.   No prob-blem-o.

Let's go for another ride in the zoom-zoom car.
Maybe next time we can go to the beach instead of the Dogster.

Wags,

            Ranger

Water Mania

Today, my buddy (and boss) Sarge is hosting a huge WATER MANIA event.   I had to send him a photo of me with some sort of water in it.   Since it is sumertime, I had Mom break out my pool.

Yo Mom, are you finished puttin water in my pool?
It looks good to me.

Wow….  my pool has floaty toys in it.   Cool!

Hey Sweetie…. ya wanta go for a swim in my pool?

Yep…. can you believe it…. she's here !!!!

I teleported over and brought Mollie back for my pool pawty.   My teleporting tunnel is grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

I'm goin in!  Dive, dive, dive..

The water is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!         

What… haven't you ever seen a red Octopus?

Swim Octy, swim!

Come on in….  I'll even share my floaties with ya.

Nothing like a good towel-wrap after a day in the pool.

Now hop on over to Sarge's place to join in on the fun and  to see all the Water Mania photos.

Wags,

                                  'A wet and wild' Ranger

Pees.  Don't forget that June 27th is Sunglasses Day!  My "crazy cool" buddies Frankie & Ernie and I will be hosting a Blog Hop for Sunglasses day.   Get those pics ready and let's get shadey.

Tunnel-time

Look at what I found in my yard.

Hummmmm…. I wonder what it is.

My friend Easy says it's a "teleport-tunnel", like Savannah has, and that now I can visit Mollie (my girlfriend in the UK) within a second.  Dat would be pawsome.

I wonder how it works.

Maybe there is a button in here somewhere.

I know what would be fun…. Mollie and I could play ball together.  I'll just grab my ball and run thru my 'teleport tunnel'    Here I go………..

Here I am.
Where is Mollie?

What?  No Mollie?   I guess it didn't work.  Sigh…..

Maybe it only works if Mollie has one on her side of the pond.

Oh well…. I still like running thru my tunnel and Mom seems to be really happy dat I'm playing with it.    She keeps saying "TUNNEL" and then throws treats in it for me to get.   Oh…. I get it… it's a "snack-tunnel".   Arrrrrrrrrrroooooooo.   I do luv snacks.

I can't wait for my playdate buddies (Wally and baby Finn) to see it.   We're gonna have a blast with this new tunnel.

Dis is Mom's "New" favorite photo of me.

Mom says there are lots of other really cool stuff that came in the big box.   I can't wait to see what else I got… but for now… I'm just gonna have fun running in my new "snack-tunnel".

Wags,

          Ranger

Wordless Wednesday - 'Hummmmmmm'

Wags,

        Ranger

Birthday wishes for Mollie's Mum

Today is my girlfriend (Mollie) Mum's birthday.

I made these flowers just for her.  You don't have to water dem and they will last forever.

Now… I know dat you like to

EXERCISE

..EX…ER…CISE…

EX…AR…SIZE

EGGS…ARE…SIZES…

…FOR BACON..

BACON!

Leave the exercise behind today and enjoy some BACON and CAKE!

Save me some (BACON & CAKE)… I'll be right over.

PAWTY !!!!

Wags,

          Ranger

Hardball

I gots an AMAZING story for you today.

You know how much I like playing with balls.   Well… the other evening when I was out in my yard, I found me a really cool new ball.

I was having a really great time running around and rolling it around when Mom came out to see what I was up to.   Ya see… all of my regular balls were still in the outdoor ball basket so she knew something was up.

What's ya got there Ranger?     

Yo..  Mom, isn't this a cool hardball?
It rolls really good too.

Dis is a close-up of my new ball.

Unfortunately, Mom (aka "da pawty pooper") took my new ball away and put it on the other side of the fence.  

Dar it is on the other side of my fence.  

Is that fair?  
I mean… I found it, not her.

Mom consulted with Aunty D and she said dat my hardball is a Box Turtle.









I watched it for a long time
(like 87 zillion hours) and you'll never guess what happened…..

…. a little head pop'd out of my ball.  
Arrrrrrrroooooo…it was sooooooooo pawsome.

Then my new ball ('Boxy') waddled away.

Have you ever seen a waddling hardball with a little head?   It was super duper cool.   I hope 'Boxy' comes back soon, so we can play ball again.   I thinks I have the best yard ever.   There is always somethin new to explore.

Wags,

       Ranger

Pees.  Mom said she was glad I hadn't found me a snake (whatever dat is).   Apparently Mom is a scaredy-cat when it comes to snakes.

Father's Day

Do you think I look like Dad?

   Have a grrrrrrrrrrreat day.

Wags,

            Ranger

Pees…. Sending out lots of paw prayers for my buddy Benny.  Hang in there Lily.

Flashback Fridays - Towel dry'd

Wags,

                  Baby Ranger

Garden Woos

Here's my story.

I luv my yard/garden… and I love to dig up smell the flowers.   Last month I tore up some flowers that Aunty D planted in MY garden and Mom was not happy.   She replaced dem with stinky flowers (petunias and marigolds).   Yuck.   They are really nasty.   I don't like how they smell so I leave them alone.   Mom was very happy.

But….  look at what is blooming in my garden now.

Gardenias…. and they smell real sweet.  I like dem.

Uh-oh.   Mom will not like dis.

Who me?

I don't think she is buying it.

Dang….back in da pen I go.  Mom says she's gonna start calling me 'Ferdinand' (after da Bull).

Do ya think that will work?

Hummmm… I may be here for awhile…. she wants me to think about what I've done.  She calls it 'time-out'.

Ok… I thought about it… now can I get out and play?   I'm also gett'n kinda hungary now…. how about a treat?  Dat would be good!

What do you mean… 'NO'.

Darn…. She can be so unreasonable sometimes.    It is MY yard.
I guess I'll just take a nap now so She can think about what she's done to Me.    Good thing one of my beds and my favorite scottie blankie is in here.   Nice and cozy.

Wags,
    Ranger  ( Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz )

Wordless Wednesday - 'Time-out'

Wags,

          Ranger

Stay tuned… all will be revealed tomorrow.




Pees…. I also won this week's Tuesday Teaser.    Arrrrrroooooo.

Summertime

Nothing better than chill'n out in my yard with my favorite ball.

Life is good.

        Wags,

                    Ranger

The Auction for OKlahoma is Open - Let the bidding begin

WooHoo !!!!!   The Auction starts TODAY and goes until July 4th.

The Dachsies With Moxie and Susie and Sidebites are having an auction to help da animals in Oklahoma after da devastating tornados.

They are raising Green Papers for The Oklahoma Human Society.

Here's what Mom and I dognated.   It's a pawsome, handmade doggie blanket. I pupervised while Mom and her sewing machine did their thing.  It is one of a kind, reversible, made of 100% cotton, is soft, washable, measures 2'4" x 3'7" and is very cute. 

  Aren't I a good model?   Vanna gave me a few tips.  

Now…. if you bid on dis blankie…. I must tell ya that I do not come wiff it.   I am just the blankie model.  Hey… maybe I'll have a whole new career.   What do ya think?

Now hop on over to The Dachsies With Moxie  to start the bidding on any of the cool stuff that was dognated.

Wags,

        Ranger

My new Chew Stick

Look what Andrea left me. 

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

A really BIG chew stick.  Just look how BIG it is.

I'm gonna have loads of fun dragging this one around my yard and chomp'n on it (that is if Mom doesn't steal it away from me).

I'd say that this one will last at least 2 days.


I hope you have a wonderful day.

Wags,

        Ranger