LOSER

I love Sammy's Tuesday Teasers but I've only ever gotten 2 right.

It is sooooooo much fun to play and sometimes I spend like 87 hours googling pics to see if I can get a match.

But today, I looked at da pic and decided to just go ahead and grab da loser badge.

Loser badge

I got like 87 of des but I like dem.  Thanks Sammy for givin us LOSERS our very own award badge.

I'm off to hunt for another slipper to snatch.   I'll be a winner at dis task, for sure.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Garden Woos

Here's my story.

I luv my yard/garden… and I love to dig up smell the flowers.   Last month I tore up some flowers that Aunty D planted in MY garden and Mom was not happy.   She replaced dem with stinky flowers (petunias and marigolds).   Yuck.   They are really nasty.   I don't like how they smell so I leave them alone.   Mom was very happy.

But….  look at what is blooming in my garden now.

Gardenias…. and they smell real sweet.  I like dem.

Uh-oh.   Mom will not like dis.

Who me?

I don't think she is buying it.

Dang….back in da pen I go.  Mom says she's gonna start calling me 'Ferdinand' (after da Bull).

Do ya think that will work?

Hummmm… I may be here for awhile…. she wants me to think about what I've done.  She calls it 'time-out'.

Ok… I thought about it… now can I get out and play?   I'm also gett'n kinda hungary now…. how about a treat?  Dat would be good!

What do you mean… 'NO'.

Darn…. She can be so unreasonable sometimes.    It is MY yard.
I guess I'll just take a nap now so She can think about what she's done to Me.    Good thing one of my beds and my favorite scottie blankie is in here.   Nice and cozy.

Wags,
    Ranger  ( Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz )

Wordless Wednesday - 'Time-out'

Wags,

          Ranger

Stay tuned… all will be revealed tomorrow.




Pees…. I also won this week's Tuesday Teaser.    Arrrrrroooooo.

Update on the 'Sarge-in-the-Doghouse' case

What's up with Sarge?

Hang in there Sarge.

Here's what's go'in on with our campaign to help out our buddy Sarge (Blogville Chief of Police) and my favorite Boss.







According to our fabulous Mayoress Madi:

• There will be a formal hearing on Wednesday, May 15th. 
• Judge Madi (in her judge Wiggy) will preside. 
• She will be deliberating all Day Wedneday....reading all the comments and character witness statements. 
• Witness statements and/or character  statements can be entered as comments on Major Madi's bloggie or on Sarge's cusssins Frankie and Ernie bloggie on Wednesday.   We will needs lots of statements on Wednesday.
• Mayor/Judge Madi will present the findings to Blogville on Thursday. 

The Little Pinches, aka the Crabby Girls, (Shelldon, Beachnut, and Oceana) are keepin Sarge abreast of all the activities and sharing our words of encouragement with him.  Great job Girls.


Bail Bones update

Total count:  45 bones,
1 antler,
several bully sticks,
and some fishy bones.

I wanta thank all of you who dognated to Sarge's Bail.

• Sarge's cusssins Frankie and Ernie dognated 6 bones.
• Daisy, Bella & Roxy dognated 3 (slightly/really chewed) beef knuckle bones.
• Easy dognated 1 bail bone.
• Gizmo is sending two big bones and an antler (only partially chewed).
• Reilly (who is not allowed bones anymore after breaking a tooth on one) dognated 5 bones.
• Some bully sticks (that are just chewed a little on the end) were send by Stella Rose.
• Goose dognated 17 bones but they are buried in the back yard so it may take a little time to find them and dig them up.
• Misaki will also donate a few bail bones for Sarge.
• Ruby (Blogville's Squirrel Patrol Officer) dognated 5 bones.
• Casey (a member of Mayoress Madi's cabinet and a dedicated rescue worker) dognated a MASSIVE rawhide bone.
• The Crabby Girls (Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana) gave us some leftover fish bones.
• Sheba has no bones to dognate, but will bake a cake with a saw blade in it to help free Sarge.
• Popie Kyla is willing to do a curse (if needed).

If we don't need all the bail bones…. I'll just have to think of somethin else to do with all those yummy bones (lickin my chops).


Now dis is Really Important cuz we do not want those Evil Squirrels to come back and raise havoc on Blogville.

Mark you calendars for Wednesday, May 15  and send in your witness/character statements to Frankie & Ernie  or  Mayor Madi.   Statement should be in the form of comments on their bloggies.   Also.. you can post this badge on your bloggie to show your support of our Chief of Police.

Your friend and loyal Junior Police Officer,
                                                  Ranger

Blogville - We have a Problem

It has come to my attention that we have a big problem in Blogville.

Sarge, our Blogville Chief of Police and my boss, is in the doghouse and accused of bitting.

OMD.  Say it isn't so……..

There's talk about stripping him of his job title.  NOOOOOOOOOO!

We has to do somethin.

We need to take ACTION Now!

So…. here's what I thinks he needs.

1st:   He needs a good lawyer.   Do we have a Blogville Lawyers out there?  If you're willing to take on the case… let me know (in the comments).

2nd:  He needs Bail Bones.  If you have bones you can spare… let me know (in the comments) how many you can contribute to his bail.

I'll set up a Bail Bone Bank and keep track of our total.

3rd:  If you can be a "good/positive" character witness for him.. also let me know (in the comments) and I'll pass on the list to his lawyer (when we gets one).

4th:  We need to engage the Blogville K9 Intelligence Unit.   If you belong to this unit… let me know and start investigating.   I'm only a Junior Officer and not part of the K9 Intelligence Unit.   Maybe Office Bites can assist.

5th:  We also need the some FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) help.   Maybe my friend Sammy can assist.

Oh.. oh.. maybe our Blogville Saint (Mollie) can help.  Not sure what she can do… but as a "Saint".. I'm sure she'll think of something.

Show your support of Sarge by posting
this badge on your bloggie.

Did I miss anything?

I'm only 1 year old and some of you have way more experience than I do and can come up with some more ideas.

We need to stick together and help our buddy Sarge.

Yours truly,

            Ranger (JPO)

Doggie in the Window

Oh No…..look what I saw on ==>  Mom's bloggie.  

Should I be worried?

                          

Her quilt looks like me.
Am I For Sale?
Oh No!

Wags,

                                               Ranger (I'm a good boy, I am)

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Peees.   Not to worry…. she just gave me a big hug and a bone.   She lovs me!   

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrooooo !  

See ya later…. I'm off to play in the yard with Mom.  Yippy.   I'll go get the ball.

Chow for now.

Still in the Dog House

Yep… I'm still in the dog house.  Now what, you ask?

Well… here's my story.

It was raining most of the day and you know what that means….. DIGG'N TIME.

I love it when that ground is all soft and muddy.   So I did me some gardening.  I dug up two newly planet flower plants, one gardenia shrub, and just for good measure… I dug me one nice hole in the lawn.    It was a blast!

Unfortunately…. Mom was not pleased.   She didn't even take photos of my all my hardy work.    So I'm still in the dog house and now she is limiting my unsupervised outdoor play time.  
Hey… Mom needs to get out more anyways….so I think I did a good job… don't ya think?    I just hope the tree rats don't take over.

Wags,
    'clever little' Ranger

Pees…. I heard Aunty D ask Mom if there was a "juvi for dogs".   What's that about?    Maybe I went to far.

Bad Ranger or Clever Dog ?

I'm in the dog house again.  Sigh.

Now..I know what your think'n.   What did I do to land in the dog house?   Well… now that I am one, Mom lets me have more unsupervised time.     So, the other day I was laying around on the porch and got a little bored.   I decided to find sometin fun to do.

I spy a little ball on the stools.   I'm gonna get it!

Well…. Mom came out when she heard me gnawing on the stool and here's what she found.

Look what I did !

Close-up.
I got the little ball out!

B-u-s-t-e-d !
I thought about telling her that Some Doggie did it or maybe it was one of those pesty Squirrels… but I knew she had me.  I was the only one there on the porch and the porch door was locked... so I'm back in the dog house.   I guess I'll have to earn back my "unsupervised time" privileges.

On the positive side…. I'm no longer bored cuz Mom is always around to play with me.   Like how I got her to play with me more?   Pretty smart of me… don't ya thinks?

Wags,

       Ranger

Ps… If you're a wondering what happened to the little ball that I removed… I did not eat it.  I just set it on the floor and went after another one.   I was hope'n to get me a nice little pile of them but my plan was foiled when I got caught in the act.

Tuesday Troubles

We've been havin some fency issues.

As you might remember… "Some Doggy" knocked down the little fency and attacked the butterfly bush.   Aunty D lovessssssssss that bush and was very sad to see it hurt'n.

Unfortunately I gots blamed for the mess even though we all know that it was that evil "Some Doggy" (that is wanted by the blogville police).

The next time I went exploring in my yard I saw that the little black fency was replaced with taller white fency so that "Some Doggy" would not get in.

Now that I am ONE, I can jump really high.
Jumping over this new white fence is no problem.
Humm.   I guess this new fency is ok.
I kinda like the view from in here.

Ut-oh.   Mom does not look happy.
What's that?   You want me out of here?

So…. today when I went outside I saw that Mom's been messing with that little white fency again and she put a statue inside the fence.   Hummm… what's up with that?

No problem..  I can still jumps the fency and now I sit next to my new garden friend "Angel".
Ut-oh!   Mom doesn't look happy again.
I thinks I may be in trouble again.

Mom…. I didn't tear up the butterfly bush.   I'm just sittin here visiting with "Angel".
"Some Doggy" must have done it.

Jeeeeeeeez.   Now look want Mom did with the white fency.   She put lots of stuff around the butterfly bush and moved the fency in close.

Humm…. I think I can jump it.

I'll have to give it a go….
when Mom is not look'n.

All I can say is "Some Doggy" is sure gett'n lots of us in trouble with our peeps.

Wags,

          Ranger

Pees.   I'll keeps y'all posted on my fency troubles.

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