Sarge, our Blogville Chief of Police and my boss, is in the doghouse and accused of bitting.
OMD. Say it isn't so……..
There's talk about stripping him of his job title. NOOOOOOOOOO!
We has to do somethin.
We need to take ACTION Now!
So…. here's what I thinks he needs.
1st: He needs a good lawyer. Do we have a Blogville Lawyers out there? If you're willing to take on the case… let me know (in the comments).
2nd: He needs Bail Bones. If you have bones you can spare… let me know (in the comments) how many you can contribute to his bail.
3rd: If you can be a "good/positive" character witness for him.. also let me know (in the comments) and I'll pass on the list to his lawyer (when we gets one).
4th: We need to engage the Blogville K9 Intelligence Unit. If you belong to this unit… let me know and start investigating. I'm only a Junior Officer and not part of the K9 Intelligence Unit. Maybe Office Bites can assist.
5th: We also need the some FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) help. Maybe my friend Sammy can assist.
Oh.. oh.. maybe our Blogville Saint (Mollie) can help. Not sure what she can do… but as a "Saint".. I'm sure she'll think of something.
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Did I miss anything?
I'm only 1 year old and some of you have way more experience than I do and can come up with some more ideas.
We need to stick together and help our buddy Sarge.
Yours truly,
Ranger (JPO)
