Yo Mom……. where are my favorite stuffies?
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| Dar not in my toy basket. |
Mom: Babe, sometimes you LOVE your stuffies sooooo much that they get injured and have to go to da stuffie hospital.
Ranger: Oh no… my favorite stuffies are in da hospital.
So I ran off to visit dem in the Hospital.
OMD…. dar seems be an overcrowding situation going on at da hospital so dey are not gettin da care dey deserve. Dis condition is unacceptable, sooooo…. I had a serious talk wiff the hospital staff and last night I finally saw some action.
Da surgeries were scheduled and I supervised (looked on wiff intense anticipation) while da surgeon repaired all da holes in 4 of my favorite stuffies.
Now… I'm HAPPY to report dat 4 of my favorite stuffies were released from da hospital and are gettin some intense lovin from me.
Dey are as good as new, but Mom says dat she thinks they all need a B-A-T-H in da big washing machine. OH NOOOO !!
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| I Love You, Big Green. |
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| Big Green was a big as me. |
Ranger
Pees….. Big Green was a Christmas pressie dat I got on my very 1st Christmas (2012). It was from Benny & Lily. I call it Big Green, cuz I was never sure if it was a elephant, hippo or pig. Here's a baby pic of me when I first got Big Green.
I also have a lot of my stuffies in the hospital. I will have a talk with my hospital staff and see if my stuffies can get some attention. Thanks for the info Ranger.
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We always have a backlog at the stuffie hospital too and sometimes things don't get fixed at all. WE think we need to find some new staff.
ReplyDeleteOur stuffies end up in the big washing machine a lot, and sometimes at the hospital but sometimes they just leave and we are sure they must have found a better home, where pugs like Maggie don't tear them up. I nevers ever have tore up my stuffie but THEY do.
ReplyDeletestella rose
LOL Ranger at least yours can go to hospital. All mine end up in the morgue...aka the bin. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
You can visit some of mine at the Stuffie burial grounds.
ReplyDeleteHey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, I hate it when these things happen! My mom will only do surgery one time then the next hole sends them to the trash. Ptthththt. She washes them sometimes too...oh the horror! Love that Baby Ranger pix! Made me wag.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Wow! What a great collection of squeaky toys! I have a vast collection too, but mine are all chewed up and way past getting fixed at the hospital. But I still love them all! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteHope they are all better soon!
ReplyDeleteYou could send em to my mums cos she normally does that stuffie hospital stuff and is pretty good at it, but there are times she tells me FINGS can't be mended cos of teefs. Be brave babes.
ReplyDeleteLuvs Freya Rose Blossom X
Bailey has been waiting for his purple man to get fixed for awhile now. Mom tried to give him a new purple man, but it is just not the same - it is not worn with the love and devotion of many years.
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Mr Bailey & Hazel
Oh, I has some of those over loved stuffies as well. Maybe I'd best send a few to the Stuffie Hospital !
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Big Green sort of has an alligator nose....
ReplyDeleteGlad they could be saved. Modern Medical Procedures are miracles.
OMD RANGER in Stuffie Years Big Green is MORE than ANCIENT... We can't believe that you have had him SO LONG... No WONDER he was in need of surgery... BUTT we have heard that WASHING a Stuffie will cause it to go... TOTALLY DEADED... TELL your mom.... NO BAFFS fur Big Green.
ReplyDeleteWe Tried to Calculator Big Green's age in Stuffie Years compared to Dawg Years... and it makes him like 87 years old. WAY too old fur Baffing.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh...we are so glad your stuffies have a hospital to go to when they are injured...Jakey usually ummmm...wellllll.....lets just say they are beyond hospital repair once Jakey gets through with them!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo
you doing OK now?...yep a guy just has to take care of his stuffies...I had my first bear for seven years......but finally he crossed the bridge,....but I NEVER gave him a bath, Never.....thinkin thats not right!
ReplyDeleteThe Triple Mad Scots
Da wait time at da Stuffy Hospital are bout a bajillion years or somefin.
ReplyDeletethank goodness they could be saved and are feeling well enough to be played with again
ReplyDeleteMy favorite stuffie is a skunk. He has been stitched up more times than I can count and currently he has a leg hanging by a thread or two.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
I'm not sure who was bigger back then, you or Big Green! It seems you have an excellent surgeon at the stuffie hospital. Surgeons are so important at that particular hospital! Hopefully your stuffies won't need to return any time soon.
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence Ranger. My stuffie is having brain surgery
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
I love baby Ranger pictures! I am with you on the back log at the stuffie hospital. My mom thinks making pillows with candy canes on them is more important than my stuffies! I am so happy for you that some of yours were released into your tender, loving care.
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Daisy
There's a rumour going around that our favourite stuffies are also going for a spin in the washing machine soon...and I (Wally) just got Squirrel to the right level of stink *Sigh*
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Mom says a spin in the big cleaning machine is required by the dogtur after surgery. I am NOT buying it!! I hate it when all the stink I worked so hard on gets washed away!!!
ReplyDeleteCrikey ..... I went to hospital when I got a chunk taken out of me by the drongo dog. I got stitches!! Did big green get stitches? If he did he can't get wet so tell your Mom he mustn't go in the washing machine thingie. I had to get my stitches out. S'pose big green will have to too, aye??
ReplyDeleteoh your poor stuffies... call Lassie and Benji, they are the bestest dogtors of blogville :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
We have lots of them waiting for a surgery appointment but the surgeon is LAZY!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Tell the surgeon to use dental floss for the surgery. It is really strong.
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