Thankful Thursday

OMD.... look what just arrived from Chewy?

MINE

It's a baby parrot.   And get this... when I bit down it talks.
What does it say you ask?   "Polly wanta cracker".    Best stuffie ever (or at least this week).

Hummmmmm.... I wonder if Polly is a distant relative of Kismet.

I'm thankful dat Chewy knew just want I wanted, wiffout me even knowing it AND dat I can hide under da dining room table so Mom can't take it away from me.

 Wags, 

         Ranger

Early Openings of Pressies

You'll never believe dis, butt Mom let me open a couple of my pressies early.

It's about dog-gone time!
Des packages have been sitting, unopened, on da table for like 87 days.

Da 1st one is huge and is from my Blogville Holiday Gift Exchange buddy Jack.

OMD.... dis is just what I wanted.

He sent me a huge cookie and TWO (yes I said TWO) brand new Stuffies.

One is a yellow Giraffe and da other is a Gingerbread Man.    I can't believe dat I have my very own Gingerbread Man.   Oh, oh, oh and dey both have squeakers in dem.   Mom loves da Giraffe as she can easily grab it when I have it in my mouth.

Just look at my haul!

If dat wasn't enough excitement, I also got to open up a wee little package from my girlfriend Daisy.    You know what dey say, good things come in small packages.

I wonder what's in dis one.

Lov ya Daisy & I love my pressies.

She sent me another squeaky toy, a scottie hotpad (for Mom), a cookie, and some Golden Nuggets (Yeti Dog Chews).  I've never eaten Gold before.  I'm gonna feel like a KING eat'in dem.

My Daisy sure know how to pack a ton of great stuff in a little box.

Thank you Jack and Daisy for my pawsome holiday pressies!
Des new stuffies are more fun dan dat old plastic pill case.

I can't wait to see what Santa Paws brings me.   I hope dat he doesn't know about my recent mischief mak'in (eating nerf bullet top and chewing up Sunday's topper).

Wags, 

              Ranger

Pees.....  Mom says dat I'm going to have a very special surprise houseguest to play wiff on Christmas.   I can't wait.

Ranger: 41 cards + 10 e-cards
Mom:  17 cards + 2 e-card

Oh.... I think dat Mom is cheat'in.   Ya see, her Birthday is Christmas Day, so she is getting Birthday cards too and count'in dem as Christmas Cards.
I decide to let her cheat since she will NEVER catch me and since she let me open up 2 pressies early.   Good of me huh?  I hope dat Santa Paws is paying attention.

Stuffie love

Yo Mom……. where are my favorite stuffies?

Dar not in my toy basket.

Mom:  Babe, sometimes you LOVE your stuffies sooooo much that they get injured and have to go to da stuffie hospital. 

   

Ranger:   Oh no… my favorite stuffies are in da hospital.

So I ran off to visit dem in the Hospital.

OMD…. dar seems be an overcrowding situation going on at da hospital so dey are not gettin da care dey deserve.   Dis condition is unacceptable,  sooooo…. I had a serious talk wiff the hospital staff and last night I finally saw some action.  

Da surgeries were scheduled and I supervised (looked on wiff intense anticipation) while da surgeon repaired all da holes in 4 of my favorite stuffies.

Now… I'm HAPPY to report dat 4 of my favorite stuffies were released from da hospital and are gettin some intense lovin from me.

Dey are as good as new, but Mom says dat she thinks they all need a B-A-T-H in da big washing machine.   OH NOOOO !!

I Love You, Big Green.

Big Green was a big as me.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees….. Big Green was a Christmas pressie dat I got on my very 1st Christmas (2012).  It was from Benny & Lily.   I call it Big Green, cuz I was never sure if it was a elephant, hippo or pig.   Here's a baby pic of me when I first got Big Green.

My favorite stuffie

I got dis stuffie from Benny & Lily, Christmas 2012

I have a big basket full of stuffies.   I like to spread dem all around da house, but when mom gets da vacuum out, she put dem all back in my basket.   I den have to root through dem to pull out my favorites again.

Of all my stuffies…. dis is still my favorite & biggest stuffie.    

It makes a mighty good pillow, don't ya think? 

I haven't seen some of my stuffies in a long time.  Dey are still in da Stuffie Hospital.   I miss dem. (sigh)  
Hummmm…. I wonder if my injured stuffies will ever be released from da hospital.   

Wags, 

        Ranger