FFHT - Pressies, pressies, and more pressies

Arrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!   Mom finally let me open up da boxes dat da mail lady delivered for me.   She said dat it is okay to open dem now cuz it's Christmas Eve.

OMD…. I got me a box from my Chewy pals & gals?
I can't wait to review whatever dey sent me.

TURDUCKEN !!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas dinner will be da tastiest meal yet.
Thank you Chewy.

Three more boxes to open.
Which one should I open next?
Decisions, decisions.   Dis is sooooo much fun.

Thank you Noodles.

My next box is from Noodles.   She says dat dis box has a prize in it, dat I won in her July Hat contest.

Holy doggie bag holder!
Ka-Pow…. dis is sooooooooooo cool.

Next up, is a box from my girlfriend, Daisy.

Da wrapping paper is super cool?   It has scotties running all over it.

Isn't she pretty?   Love ya girl!

OMD… she sent me a ton of really cool stuff.   I got me a frame (dat I can put her picture in), treats (yummmmmmm), a dogsbar (Yippy...I've never had one of des before), scottie pressie tags (sweet), and a big blue heart wiff a squeaky in it (Arrrrrrrooooo).   I just love squeaky toys.

Thank you Daisy.

My last box is from my Christmas pressie exchange buddy, Oreo.

I think he has da best smile.

I smell something really good.

OMD….. it's a stuffie with a great squeaker in it.   Hummmm… da tag says da it is a Hedgehog.  "But, I think you should know" dat da girls disagree.   Dat doesn't look like a Hedgehog, dey squealed.

Mom and Aunty D think dat he is an Armadillo.
Dey have never seen a Hedgehog or an Armadillo, for dat matter.
Silly sisters.

I don't really care.  I'm just HAPPY dat I have a new playpal.

 Oh…. and dar's MORE…. yes I said MORE.   I got me a bag of treats and Turkey in a sac.  YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!   I'm diggin right in.

Thank you Oreo.

I can't beleive dat I got all dis great stuff.

Chewy, Noodles, Daisy, and Oreo….. you're da best!

Happy Christmas Eve to All my furfriends.

Wags, 

          Ranger

Pees….. I can't wait to see what Santa Paws brings me tonight.   I hope I'm on his NICE list.

FFHT - SNACKS

Today I'm participating in Stanley & Murphy's  “Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails”.
Since dis is also Flashback Friday… I'm sharing a tail (waggy, waggy) from when I was a young laddie.  I hope you enjoy my widdle tail.

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It was a chilly evening in March when Baby Finn came over to my house for a sleep-over.  Dis was his very 1st sleep-over.

Ranger…. here I am.
Can I come in?

I was very excited to seem him and raced to da door to let him in.

As soon as he came in da door, Mom grabbed him and gave him a biggy hug.

I jumped up and down to get Mom's attention.  Doesn't she understand da he is my friend and came to play wiff me?   She finally put him down so we could get dis sleepover started.

Yo Finn….. wanta play wiff ducky?

Now I must admit dat Baby Finn is fast and scrappy.   He can run tiny circles around me and slip down low to steal stuffies.   I'm think'n dat when he grows up we should recruit him for the Blogville soccer ball team.

Yikes… he's stole ducky.
High Paws Finny!

Just look at Finn's technique and focus.

After we raced around da house playin ducky, we grabbed a drink (or two).

Being da host, I let Finn drink first.  Yes…. I am a well mannered scot.   Mom taught me well.

Den we decided dat we were really hungry.  Ya see… duck racin, chasin, and snatchin really burns up a lot of carbs.

We raced to da big shiny food box and Finn scrounged around for foodables.

Finn:  Yippy... I see eggs.
Oh…...I know what we can have.

I can't believe I ate Finn's signature dish of Green Eggs and Ham.

Ughhh….

It was a great evening and (for da record) I didn't get sick from Finn's cookin.   Dat said… I think I've eaten my last green eggs.
 
Da next time, I'll supply all da snacks.  Maybe I'll serve up some Chewy snackables or ask Chef Sasha for some sleep-over snack idea.

Wags, 

      Ranger

Pees….. Thank you Doods for hosting dis event.   Pop on over to dar bloggie to read all da other FFHT stories dat use da phrase "I can't believe I ate".

“Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” - Special Delivery

Here's my tail…...
Yesterday, I was all snuggled in for my afternoon snooze when da doorbell rang.

Yippy…. I love it when da bell rings cuz dat means company or pressies.

I ran to da front door and jumped up and down while Mom opened da door.   She found a shoe box sitting on da front porch and we saw da delivery man driving off to his next stop.

Drat…. shoes.  Dat box looks way to big for my shoes so it must be a package for Mom.
Mom snagged da box and read da label.  OMD….. it's a Special Delivery package for ME!   I checked out da label and it was from a Mr. Wayne in Gotham City.

Mom gave me my package and I gave it da foodable sniff test.   Hummmmm…. I don't smell any foodables.  (Sigh)

When I opened the box I was startled to find an envelop wiff da Bat seal on it.  I never got me one of these before.

It was labeled "CONFIDENTIAL - For Ranger's Paws ONLY".
I quickly took to rippin open da envelope and you'll never guess what I found.

OMD…. it's a map to the Bat Cave !

There was also a document wiff detailed structions, but I'm not allowed to show dem to you.   It's a Bat Family secret.    Da structions said dat after I study da map, I have to eat it so it would not get into villainous hands.   Now I have to tell you, da it did not taste or smell too good but I obeyed da structions and da secret map is save.    Oh… and da map in dis postie will self-distruct in 24 hrs.

So now I know how to get to da Bat Cave for our Bat Cave Pawty on Friday August 8th. You're probably wondering how you will get to da Pawty…. well, I'll meet ya'll at da Gotham City airport and my friend Alfred will drive us dar in a super big limo bus.

We have to keep da blinds closed so you can't see where we'll be going but we can watch movies while we cruise.

If you missed da Pawty announcement details,  Click Here to read all about it.   I hope to see y'all there.

Wags, 

       Ranger

Pees…. Thanks Doods (Stanley & Murphy) for hosting dis “Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” event.