Friday, July 25, 2014

“Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” - Special Delivery

Here's my tail…...
Yesterday, I was all snuggled in for my afternoon snooze when da doorbell rang.

Yippy…. I love it when da bell rings cuz dat means company or pressies.

I ran to da front door and jumped up and down while Mom opened da door.   She found a shoe box sitting on da front porch and we saw da delivery man driving off to his next stop.

Drat…. shoes.  Dat box looks way to big for my shoes so it must be a package for Mom.
Mom snagged da box and read da label.  OMD….. it's a Special Delivery package for ME!   I checked out da label and it was from a Mr. Wayne in Gotham City.

Mom gave me my package and I gave it da foodable sniff test.   Hummmmm…. I don't smell any foodables.  (Sigh)

When I opened the box I was startled to find an envelop wiff da Bat seal on it.  I never got me one of these before.

It was labeled "CONFIDENTIAL - For Ranger's Paws ONLY".
I quickly took to rippin open da envelope and you'll never guess what I found.

OMD…. it's a map to the Bat Cave !
There was also a document wiff detailed structions, but I'm not allowed to show dem to you.   It's a Bat Family secret.    Da structions said dat after I study da map, I have to eat it so it would not get into villainous hands.   Now I have to tell you, da it did not taste or smell too good but I obeyed da structions and da secret map is save.    Oh… and da map in dis postie will self-distruct in 24 hrs.

So now I know how to get to da Bat Cave for our Bat Cave Pawty on Friday August 8th. You're probably wondering how you will get to da Pawty…. well, I'll meet ya'll at da Gotham City airport and my friend Alfred will drive us dar in a super big limo bus.
We have to keep da blinds closed so you can't see where we'll be going but we can watch movies while we cruise.

If you missed da Pawty announcement details,  Click Here to read all about it.   I hope to see y'all there.

Pees…. Thanks Doods (Stanley & Murphy) for hosting dis “Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” event.


  1. wow oh wow that was one very important letter you got and more importantly = one very important map.

  2. Wow! This is gettin good!


  3. Holy Moley that was some mysterious Bat Box there Ranger. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Ranger....I am TOO EXCITED to read this now. GO check YOUR EMAIL!!! NOW!!! You are not going to believe the email I just sent you. :-O

  5. Oh Ranger we can hardly wait!!! This will be so much fun, and so mysterious.
    stella rose

  6. OMD OMD RANGER.... this is TREE MEN DUS ..... Bat Man sent you a MAP so we can all ride the LIMO to the BAT CAVE PAWTY... Ernie gotted so excited he DRIBBLED... actually he PEED... SUPER story about what was in your box!!!!

  7. How exciting. A limo ride. Wow!!!

  8. know you *rank* when you get a package like this! Good thing you are so good at following directions!

  9. An exciting story! You have a map to the Bat Cave now. Lucky Doggie you are!! Thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  10. HOLY BAT CAVE!!!! Ranger, this is FABulous news dude!! You can have WILD margarita pawties in there and swing from the Bat Chandelier!! WooooHoooo!!!
    What a BatTastic package!
    Ruby ♥

  11. Oh we Beaglebratz gotta keep on top of this - so we can go with u'all IN-TUE the bat cave - we almost FURGOTZ!
    Such a wunnerful story an'a wunnerful box!
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta

  12. Sooooo excited about the Bat pawty in the Bat Cave! Great box story Ranger!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  13. I jumped around as I saw the bat sign on your box... wow that's eggsiding!!! I'm sure Alfred is a better cr driver than my ole momma, can't wait for this great adventure!

  14. Holy Dogs that was so cool, you got a map to the bat cave. If it didn't taste so good going in, I wonder how it will smell...never mind. I am very excited about the bat cave pawty and can come up with lots of "batty" foodables. Thanks for trusting me with this very impawtant event. I won't let you down. What do you think about penguin sandwiches and joker cookies??

    Loveys Sasha

  15. Wow!! That is so cool that you know how to get to the Bat Cave! I read about your Batman party. It sounds like a fun time. Bentley and Pierre will sure try to make it!! We aren't sure how it works though.

  16. WooHoo It is I catwoman what a great FFHT!!
    Do you have a Batmobile?
    Hugs madieyour bfff

  17. We are jealous. We never get mail. Hope you enjoy your trip to the bat cave.

  18. Can't wait for dat Bat Cave pawty!

  19. Holy Bat Dog Ranger -- this is getting so exciting!

  20. Glad you got the instructions in time to find your way to the party.

  21. We too are glad you got the map . . . we are so excited about the party!

  22. How exciting!!


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