“Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” - Special Delivery

Here's my tail…...
Yesterday, I was all snuggled in for my afternoon snooze when da doorbell rang.

Yippy…. I love it when da bell rings cuz dat means company or pressies.

I ran to da front door and jumped up and down while Mom opened da door.   She found a shoe box sitting on da front porch and we saw da delivery man driving off to his next stop.

Drat…. shoes.  Dat box looks way to big for my shoes so it must be a package for Mom.
Mom snagged da box and read da label.  OMD….. it's a Special Delivery package for ME!   I checked out da label and it was from a Mr. Wayne in Gotham City.

Mom gave me my package and I gave it da foodable sniff test.   Hummmmm…. I don't smell any foodables.  (Sigh)

When I opened the box I was startled to find an envelop wiff da Bat seal on it.  I never got me one of these before.

It was labeled "CONFIDENTIAL - For Ranger's Paws ONLY".
I quickly took to rippin open da envelope and you'll never guess what I found.

OMD…. it's a map to the Bat Cave !

There was also a document wiff detailed structions, but I'm not allowed to show dem to you.   It's a Bat Family secret.    Da structions said dat after I study da map, I have to eat it so it would not get into villainous hands.   Now I have to tell you, da it did not taste or smell too good but I obeyed da structions and da secret map is save.    Oh… and da map in dis postie will self-distruct in 24 hrs.

So now I know how to get to da Bat Cave for our Bat Cave Pawty on Friday August 8th. You're probably wondering how you will get to da Pawty…. well, I'll meet ya'll at da Gotham City airport and my friend Alfred will drive us dar in a super big limo bus.

We have to keep da blinds closed so you can't see where we'll be going but we can watch movies while we cruise.

If you missed da Pawty announcement details,  Click Here to read all about it.   I hope to see y'all there.

Wags, 

       Ranger

Pees…. Thanks Doods (Stanley & Murphy) for hosting dis “Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” event.