Friday, July 11, 2014

Flashback Friday - Frankfurter

When I was a wee little laddie, dis was one of my favorite toys.
It's a frankfurter on a bun wiff lettuce.
Frankfurters are great in da summertime.  Don't ya think?

It was a really hot squeaky toy back den.
Everyone wanted one.
I don't have dis frankfurter anymore.   I kinda wore it out. 
Now I have something even better.   
I have a best furfriend named Frankie Furter.
Oh… and he squeaks too (if you pull his tail)!

And now for a wee little Friday Frankfurter waggery:
Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? 
     A: Stop touching my buns! 
Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? 
     A: A "hollow-weenie!" 
Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? 
     A: A hot, diggety dog. 
Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? 
     A: Ketch-up! 

Happy Frankfurter Friday!

                     Baby Ranger


  1. Yur hot dog there looked almost like the real kind. Too bad it's all gone. I bet yu could make it squeaky real good an loud!

    Bol on yur jokes there.

  2. bawhahahah stop touching my buns BOL! of course, such a frankfurter has a best-before-date, no wonder that you don't have it anymore. :o) have a super friday!

  3. I must CONFESS.... I (Frankie Furter) once had one of those FrankFurter squeaky toys... and I ATE some of it... and POOPED in Technicolor fur two days... YES, RANGER.... I did do that. Butt you know that we Dachshunds prefer to call these thingys.... TUBE STEAKS... BaaaaWaaaaah.
    Sorry that yours didn't Last either... butt Easy may be right... they probably have a Best to Play by date or somethingy.
    I know that I (Frankie Furter) am glad that we are furends.
    Loved your TUBE STEAK jokes...

  4. Don't be silly. You can't eat your dog and have it too.

  5. Aw how cute :) BOL at the jokes :) It's pawsome you have another bestest furiend!
    xoxo Simba

  6. you were so cute with your little hotdog

  7. We have a hamburger toy! BOL! (that your gurl Mollie sent to us!)
    Mr Bailey, Starbaby & Greta

  8. That is a FABulous toy Ranger! butts I do thinks the real in-the-furs Frankie Furter is heads and tails above that one!
    I thinks you traded UP!
    Ruby ♥

  9. We love hot dogs! I'm gonna tell mom we MUST eat some today!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  10. Awesome hotdog! I have a cupcake, but it's not as pawsome as your toy :-) Though Frankie Furter sounds even better!

  11. We aren't sure it would be as good as a human hot dog, but it looks like a great toy!

  12. I like hotdogs and your jokes.

    Aroo to you,

  13. Did the squeaker wear out? Thanks for a good chuckle today! Those are some pretty pawsome jokes!

  14. We had one too. It is probably in the same place as the one you had.

  15. They are a fun toy! We used to have one too--In fact, I had one for lunch... a real one, not one with a squeaker! :-)!

  16. BOL! You crack us up Ranger!!
    Wally & Sammy

  17. Heehee, I'm sure Frankie does squeak too! That toy looks so much fun, where's it gone? You were an adorable wee pup Ranger!
    Pippa :)


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