Monday, September 15, 2014

It's a puzzlement

What's up over dare?

Dis morning, when I was on my daily neighborhood patrol, I spied something dat I've never seen before.

You'll never believe dis but I think dat white dog has tree'd a squirrel.

I'd better check this out.

Hummmmm…. I don't see a squirrel.

Maybe he's just trying to smell da blue flowers.

Hummmmmmm…. blue flowers?

Hummmmmmm…. he is not moving.

Something it definitely wrong wiff dis picture.
It must be Monday.

And now for some Monday laughs:

  • A day without sunshine is like..., night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
  • How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat Monday!



  1. that is one strange looking dog....we wonder if he ever caught the squirrel .......hmmmm we bet he is still right there tomorrow waiting !

  2. LOL at the brakes one. Sometimes mine fail when chasing so I might need a louder horn. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Hmm. Maybe he's like one of those bird dogs who freezes when he sees a bird? So he trees a squirrel and then freezes until his human catches up... and he's got a really slow human!

  4. The flowers remind my mom of Corn Flowers. That dog has something up the tree wonder if it's a treat.

  5. We loved the brakes one...we don't know what the heck that dog is doing.
    stella rose

  6. If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you're built upside down! hahaha!

  7. that's really a special doggie... butt my mom like it hehe. I will follow that advice with the brakes and the horn, it makes sense to me... and my mom should anyway use the horn in an endless loop when she drives in the Elephant Skater .

  8. That dog is lazy. A Scottie would have finished the job by now.

  9. We don't have any of those kinds of dogs around here! BOL! Maybe you should help him out?!

  10. OMD We are ROLLING in the AISLES here.... Our mom said she used to work with a woman who Tried to Plan ahead to be spontaneous... butt NEVER succeeded... If that lady had had an independent thought... it would have DIED of Loneliness.
    We think that dawg is a FAKE... something that Squirrels put up there to lure you AWAY from the Right location.

  11. That's a funny looking dog. Looks undernourished to us!!!!

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

  12. That is one silly white doggie!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  13. Very strange but very pretty happenings there, you made me Laugh! Monday is a little bit more bright with you here to have a laugh with! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

  14. Bwahaahaa! We needed a good laugh this morning!

    There is definitely something wrong with that dog. Better stay away from it!

  15. That dog has tree'd a squirrel? Oh I saw a tree rat really get what was coming and a dog was not the one who gave it to the bloke. I will tell you about it later.
    Remember, half the people you know are below average. I don't know those people.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  16. I don't knows Ranger...I thinks that white doggie is doin' it all wrong...and I thinks he's gonna gets a cramp if he stays there like that...ask me how I know?
    Maybe one of those tree rats have him mesmerized with their interpretive dance moves??? It happens.
    Ruby ♥

  17. Did you sniff it's butt?

    Aroo to you,

  18. That is a lot of wisdom. I better ask mom to print this out!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Join us for our week long "Road To The Great Debate"! It started today!

  19. We think everyone involved in education that makes up statistics are not directly involved with the students. Their percentages are always off base. I bet that pup is going to have stiff legs when it finally moves.

  20. BOL! Mom just LOVED those jokes Ranger, really got her laughing.
    Wally & Sammy
    PeeS: keep an eye on that white dog...there's something about him.

  21. That is adorable. I don't know how long that would last in my neighborhood.


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