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Dis morning, when I was on my daily neighborhood patrol, I spied something dat I've never seen before.
You'll never believe dis but I think dat white dog has tree'd a squirrel.
I'd better check this out.
Hummmmm…. I don't see a squirrel.
Maybe he's just trying to smell da blue flowers.
Hummmmmmm…. blue flowers?
Hummmmmmm…. he is not moving.
Something it definitely wrong wiff dis picture.
It must be Monday.
And now for some Monday laughs:
- A day without sunshine is like..., night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
- Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat Monday!
Wags,
Wags,
Ranger
that is one strange looking dog....we wonder if he ever caught the squirrel .......hmmmm we bet he is still right there tomorrow waiting !
ReplyDeleteLOL at the brakes one. Sometimes mine fail when chasing so I might need a louder horn. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Hmm. Maybe he's like one of those bird dogs who freezes when he sees a bird? So he trees a squirrel and then freezes until his human catches up... and he's got a really slow human!
ReplyDeleteThe flowers remind my mom of Corn Flowers. That dog has something up the tree wonder if it's a treat.
ReplyDeleteBentley
We loved the brakes one...we don't know what the heck that dog is doing.
ReplyDeletestella rose
If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you're built upside down! hahaha!
ReplyDeletethat's really a special doggie... butt my mom like it hehe. I will follow that advice with the brakes and the horn, it makes sense to me... and my mom should anyway use the horn in an endless loop when she drives in the Elephant Skater .
ReplyDeleteThat dog is lazy. A Scottie would have finished the job by now.
ReplyDeleteThat a nutty looking dog
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We don't have any of those kinds of dogs around here! BOL! Maybe you should help him out?!
ReplyDeleteOMD We are ROLLING in the AISLES here.... Our mom said she used to work with a woman who Tried to Plan ahead to be spontaneous... butt NEVER succeeded... If that lady had had an independent thought... it would have DIED of Loneliness.
ReplyDeleteWe think that dawg is a FAKE... something that Squirrels put up there to lure you AWAY from the Right location.
That's a funny looking dog. Looks undernourished to us!!!!
ReplyDeleteMolly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie
That is one silly white doggie!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Very strange but very pretty happenings there, you made me Laugh! Monday is a little bit more bright with you here to have a laugh with! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX
ReplyDeleteBwahaahaa! We needed a good laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteThere is definitely something wrong with that dog. Better stay away from it!
That dog has tree'd a squirrel? Oh I saw a tree rat really get what was coming and a dog was not the one who gave it to the bloke. I will tell you about it later.
ReplyDeleteRemember, half the people you know are below average. I don't know those people.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
I don't knows Ranger...I thinks that white doggie is doin' it all wrong...and I thinks he's gonna gets a cramp if he stays there like that...ask me how I know?
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of those tree rats have him mesmerized with their interpretive dance moves??? It happens.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Did you sniff it's butt?
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
That is a lot of wisdom. I better ask mom to print this out!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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We think everyone involved in education that makes up statistics are not directly involved with the students. Their percentages are always off base. I bet that pup is going to have stiff legs when it finally moves.
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Daisy
BOL! Mom just LOVED those jokes Ranger, really got her laughing.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
PeeS: keep an eye on that white dog...there's something about him.
How strange!!
ReplyDeleteThat is adorable. I don't know how long that would last in my neighborhood.
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