Oh, oh oh… and dat Casey and Cinderella are hosting an Oktoberfest Pawty.
Now, some of you may know dat my girlfriend has been mostly MIA from Blogville. She is doing great, still sexy and having a great time in FacebookyLand but sadly I don't live dar (and my teleporting tunnel doesn't work dar). I spend all my free time playing in Blogville. I hope she comes back soon.
Dat said…. I'm looking for a date to go to da Oktoberfest Pawty wiff me.
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| How can you resist dis face? |
Oh my… I really hope dat some of da lovely ladies out dar will want to date me. Dis could be embarrassing if no-one replies.
Maybe I should tell you a little bit more about me…
- I'm 2 1/2 yrs young
- A well mannered southern boy
- A public servent (I'm an officer on da Blogville police force)
- Cute (shaggy & recently groomed)
- Of Scottish decent (love to pawty)
- Have my own wheels and a teleporting tunnel
- Am a loyal friend
- Loves to go to da beach
- A great ball player
- Oh…. and I'm a bit height challenged.
Oh…. I do not want to upset any of my male furfriends so if you are already dating one of dem… do not apply. Single gals only.
I'll read all da comments dis weekend and make my decision on Monday (9/8).
Wags,
Ranger
Pees…. Today is CHEESE PIZZA DAY. Don't forget to pop on over to see what Chef Sasha is cookin up.
Hi Ranger!
ReplyDeleteOwwww how wonderful and Oktoberfest Pawty, this is going to be so pawsome, really fun!
Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx
We agree it is going to be a awesome bash. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I hope Mollie comes back to blogville once, would be sad without her and the Gaylord. I'm totally egg-sided for that Oktoberfest, I'm a german breed so it must be a fest for me hehehehe
ReplyDeleteThere has to be a gal out for their for you - what about Daisy - the little wheaten scottie - she is adorable and you two would be perfect together
ReplyDeleteI think she is adorable too. I kinda have a crush on her… but I don't know if she already has a beau.
DeleteKaci is available. She's half Westie and even more vertically challenged than you.
ReplyDeleteThere's lots of available gals in blogville! Don't worry, Ranger, you'll find the perfect match!
ReplyDeleteEdgar and his mum
Hi Ranger, I see that we have a lot in common. I am also 2 1/2 yrs young, cute, well mannered (when I feel like it) I love to play with balls, and I am vertically challenged. I love to have a good time and I am single too. I do have one problem, I am scheduled out on the campaign trail that day, BUT IF you were to pick me, I am sure we could make use of your teleport tunnel.
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Greta
Ooooooooo, Greta sounds like she could be the girl for you Ranger!! I am a bit too, umm...mature for you, but I do think you are a cutie!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
I know you will find a date for sure.
ReplyDeletestella rose
You are going to have lots of girls in line
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
An Oktoberfest pawty sounds like fun! We're sure you'll find a date in no time!
ReplyDeleteRanger, I am sure you will have a very long list of beautys who would want to be with you for Octoberfest at Casey and Cinderellas. I myself(blushing) have a serious crush on Frank the Tank(blushing more). I haven't told him and I am trying to get up the nerve to ask him to Octoberfest with me. I will be cooking for it, but I would still have time to spend with him. I don't know what to do. I hope we both find a date for this pawsome event.
ReplyDeleteMy Mommy is watching The Chew also! What is that green stuff they are putting on the pizza???
Loveys Chef Sasha
p.s. Do you think Frank would go with me?? I need some advice
Ranger, I am SURE that *sings* all the single ladies...all the single ladies...will be clammering to go with you! I mean, you are one handsome Scot, right?!? I cannot wait to see who you choose.
ReplyDeleteOz
Wow, we bet lots of girls will want to go with YOU!
ReplyDeleteMurphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
"Use Your Noodle & Vote For A Doodle!"
OMD Ranger.... The SINGLE wimmen of Blogville are gonna be FLOCKIN to your door like a bunch of PIGEONS.. Or CUTE CHICKS...
ReplyDeleteI (Frankie Furter) was once Single... and when I wanted to ask Either Ruby or Penny out on a date I couldn't Chews between them.. so I asked them BOTH... I hope that you don't have TOO many to chews from... or you could end up with a HAREM. Just sayin.
Come oh Gals, you can't pass up a handsome Scottish Dude.........Oh maybe I can put in a word with Daisy!
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Hailey does not have a boyfriend, she is single. She is tall and dark and crazy.
ReplyDeleteWe all miss Mollie so.
I'm also vertically challenged, of Scottish descent, loves goin to da beach and playin ball, are a loyal friend, are cute, and are a Southern girl. But I think I may be a little old for ya, I got bout a decade's worth of experience on ya. But I'd luv to go to Oktoberfest wif a young cutie pie like you.
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ReplyDeleteMy name is Cookie and I just took over from Cody from Tucson who went to the Rainbow Bridge on July 25. It was rough on mum but I came into her life the following Monday and we are getting used to each other. I am a lab/sharpie mix; about 4 yrs old and mum says that I am going to be trained as a service dog for her. We have started some informal training and will start with the official training when it cools of a bit. Anyone who know anything about Tucson knows it gets VERY hot here in the summer.
anyway, I am a pretty big dog -- weighing about 70 lbs, but would LOVE to go on a date with such a good looking scottie.
Hope you will pick me
Luv Cookie
I have asked Sasha to be my date for Oktoberfest, I'm all excited, I might pee, she makes the best food and I hope she kisses better than she cooks and believe me she is an absolutely pawsome cook! You sure do have a lot of ladies who want to go with you Ranger! Bow-Wow! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll have a queue of girls waiting to go with you!
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