Happy Independence Day!
What can I say…. I like any day dat involves celebrating wiff a biggy hat, some beer and some good music. Ya didn't know da I can play da
drums bongos… did ya?
And now for a wee little story…
There are two men walking down the street wiff their dogs. One man has a Labrador Retriever, the other, a Chihuahua.
The two men meet outside their favorite cantina, and are both very thirsty because it is a hot day. But the thing is, the cantina does not allow dogs inside. The first man suddenly get an idea. "Follow my lead!!" he says, as he puts on a pair of sunglassess and strolls right on in. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the man. "Oh, well in that case, you can have him in here." says the barman.
So the man sits down to have a drink. But the second man is still outside.
Thinking, what the heck, he puts on sunglasses and goes inside, too. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the second man. "A chihuahua???" the barman asks.
Thinking fast, the man replies: "A CHIHUAHUA!? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?"