Happy Independence Day!
What can I say…. I like any day dat involves celebrating wiff a biggy hat, some beer and some good music. Ya didn't know da I can play da drums bongos… did ya?
And now for a wee little story…
There are two men walking down the street wiff their dogs. One man has a Labrador Retriever, the other, a Chihuahua.
The two men meet outside their favorite cantina, and are both very thirsty because it is a hot day. But the thing is, the cantina does not allow dogs inside. The first man suddenly get an idea. "Follow my lead!!" he says, as he puts on a pair of sunglassess and strolls right on in. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the man. "Oh, well in that case, you can have him in here." says the barman.
So the man sits down to have a drink. But the second man is still outside.
Thinking, what the heck, he puts on sunglasses and goes inside, too. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the second man. "A chihuahua???" the barman asks.
Thinking fast, the man replies: "A CHIHUAHUA!? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?"
Cheers,
Ranger
BOL BOL funny Ranger. Have a terrific Tuesday and happy Mexican Independence Day to you.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Thanks Miss Molly. You too.
DeleteYou are too funny Ranger :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys would never survive in Mexico. Way too many furs.
Deletelololol......that was so funny, and we loves that picture!!!1 You rock.
ReplyDeletestella rose
Thanks Miss Stella Rose.
DeleteBOL! Funny joke, but it sure irritates Momma when she sees people falsely claiming their dogs are assistance animals just to bring them in places. It gives REAL assistance animals a bad reputation!
ReplyDeleteI agree. I also don't like da peeps da park in handicap spaces and den dey get out of dar car and clearly are not handicap. Dey should only use da space when dey are driving a handicap peep. Dat's what I think.
DeleteGracias. Nací en Jalisco, faltan muchos años. Puedo ladrar en español. Pero no soy una chihuahua.
ReplyDeleteArriba!!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Arriba, Arriba back at ya.
DeleteYou are styling that hat. Happy Independence Day to you.
ReplyDeleteI got me a good hat face.
DeleteRanger.... you are just SO Funny... and Dashing, too in your sombrero ...
ReplyDeleteThanks…. I really like my sombrero. It keeps da sun out of my eyes.
DeleteLOL thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteYou might soon be celebrating Independence Day for your ancestral homeland Ranger...
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
BOL BOL BOL!!!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Good one!!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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BOL BOL! Sounds like an excuse for a margarita to me!
ReplyDeleteBOL now that was a good one.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Hey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, you are rockin' that cool sombrero! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR that's a funny joke for today. Aye-chi-wa-wa. BOL Very cute.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Bwaaaahaaaaa I love your joke!!! Happy Independence Day to you. Do you think Ruby will be making Rubyritas??
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
BOL....Great hooman joke Ranger!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BOL!!!! OMD, that was HILlarious dude!!!! Okays...who wants a margarita???!!!! We can't have today without MARGARITAS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh heavens, don't forget to include Kyla on your list...she is originally from Mexico!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
BOL
ReplyDeletewhat a post! first my mom was openmouthed, then her lips formed: a chihuahua... and then she laughed like a monkey and I have sprite on my fur... fortunately diet sprite so I got not so much calories :o)
ReplyDeleteThose Mexican Hairless Dogs are scarrrryyyyyyyy! You want to look away, but you can't. You look like you're ready to paw-ty!
ReplyDeleteoxox
Daisy