Dedication

HAPPY FALL !   

Have you noticed dat the squirrels are really active right now? 

 

Dey sure are keeping me busy.  

I hear ya Mom, but I'm not coming in.

I just tree'd a pesty squirrel!

Can't you see, I'm on duty now.

Dar is a SQUIRREL up dar !!!!!

  Mom keeps trying to bribe me with treats to get me to leave my post.

Some peeps think dat I am stubborn, but I deserve a metal for dis dedication.   When I pledge to do a job, I keep my word.   I think dat dos loud politicians could learn a lot from me.  Just sayin. 

 Wags, 

          Ranger

It's a puzzlement

What's up over dare?

Dis morning, when I was on my daily neighborhood patrol, I spied something dat I've never seen before.

You'll never believe dis but I think dat white dog has tree'd a squirrel.

I'd better check this out.

Hummmmm…. I don't see a squirrel.

Maybe he's just trying to smell da blue flowers.

Hummmmmmm…. blue flowers?

Hummmmmmm…. he is not moving.

Something it definitely wrong wiff dis picture.
It must be Monday.

And now for some Monday laughs:

• A day without sunshine is like..., night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Remember, half the people you know are below average.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
• Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
• How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat Monday!

Wags, 

           Ranger

Bad Poetry Day

Today is Bad Poetry Day and my buddies Oz and Ku (great poets in their own right) are holding a contest for the Badest poem.

There are prizes and everything!!!!

Dis is my poem.

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Dat's What Scotties Do

How are you today Squirrel,

i race to the trees to search you out,

your tail makes me barkin crazy,

you are truly a pest,

i love to chase you Squirrel

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Kong,

i chomp on your rubbery body,

your red skin makes me slobber,

you are a wobbly mess,

i love to play fetch with you and Aunty

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Mollie,

i carry your bra around in my mouth,

your blonde fur makes my heart flutter,

you are truly a flirt,

i love to wear your frilly knickers on my head

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do
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Now make sure you 'LIKE' my Bad Poem.  I need lots of 'likes' cuz I'm playin catch-up since I entered on the very last day.   Have fun hopping to all the "no-talents poets" out there in blogville and reading their Bad Poems.    They are all really Bad and Funny.

Wags,       

         Ranger

Sarge's hearing & "Love a Tree Day"

Today's Sarge's formal hearing.  

Don't forget to send in your Witness Statements and/or Character  Statements.    Entered your statements as comments on Judge/Majoress Madi's bloggie or or on Sarge's cusssins Frankie and Ernie bloggie.   Frankie and Ernie will make sure the Judge reads all your statement.

Judge Madi (in her judge Wiggy) will be deliberating all Day (reading all the comments and character witness statements) and will present her findings to Blogville on Thursday. 

Thanks for all your support of our COP and keep your paws crossed.
            Your servant,

Junior Officer Ranger

Pees.   Sasha (our world class resident chef) has brought over her pizza truck to the courthouse and is serving yummy food on a stick to all of you wonderful Sarge supporters.

                

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Today, is also "Love a Tree Day" so go out there and mark hug your favorite tree.

Dis is my favorite tree.  Well it is really 4 tree friends that hang out together.   

Aren't they great?    They are really, really tall.

See…. I have my tree friends marked as MINE.

I like to look'in up the trees cuz sometimes the squirrels are up there and I have to chase them away.   They are always trying to stake out their ownership of MY trees.

Hello tree buddy.  Wanta hug?
I'm not sure I can get my paws around you.

Any squirrels up there today?

I just love my tree buddies.

                         Wags,  

           Ranger