Da Christmas Dog

I see dat some of you are wondering why scottie's are da official Christmas Dog?

Well..... here is da answer.

Santa has scotties.

It's a beard thing & a tartan thing.   Just sayin.
Dar.... another case closed.   Got any other questions?

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees....oh, and Mrs. Santa Paws has Westies.

Scottie Radar

My Mom has Scottie radar.    Yep… your heard it here first.
If there is a scottie 'anything' in a store… she will find it.   Even if she isn't look'n for it.   It's her only magical power.   She can just "sense it".  Whatever dat means.
Pretty disturbing… huh?

Well… it happened again.   This past weekend when she was out shopping with Aunty D, her scottie radar kicked in and she found something.

What did you find dis time, Mom?

Cool… it's a metal sign dat we can hang on my wall. 

Sweeeeeeeeet!     But… ya know… there is something very familiar about dis sign.   Do you see what I mean?

Hummmmmm….. I think I know these two.

That scottie can't be me cuz it looks older (I mean.. more mature) dan me.

Not Me.

Who is dat Scottie?

Kyla posing nakkid?
Stuart?
Dougall (no… he's too young, like me).
Maybe it's Susie.
Or.. Sidebites.

And dat other one…. I could swear, dat I've seen him/her before.   Is it Puddles?   Roxy?  Frankie?   Ernie?   I just don't know.   I think it may be a girl.

Who are you guys?

It's a big mystery.    Do they look familiar to you too?   

Before I have Mom hang it on my wall…. I really wanta know who dey are.   If dis is you on my new sign… please step forward.   If you know who they are… please share.

Maybe I need to call in the Blogville FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation).

Wags,

     Ranger

Pees.    I NEED your Vote so I can be on the dog calendar to raise money for Benny. Head on over to http://www.heartlikeadog.com/2013/08/25/its-here/ and vote for me (Ranger - the Adventures of a Ranger). Voting is at the bottom of their blog post. Here's the photo we entered.

Woohoo….. you can vote once a day all this week!   Spread the word.

Bad Poetry Day

Today is Bad Poetry Day and my buddies Oz and Ku (great poets in their own right) are holding a contest for the Badest poem.

There are prizes and everything!!!!

Dis is my poem.

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Dat's What Scotties Do

How are you today Squirrel,

i race to the trees to search you out,

your tail makes me barkin crazy,

you are truly a pest,

i love to chase you Squirrel

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Kong,

i chomp on your rubbery body,

your red skin makes me slobber,

you are a wobbly mess,

i love to play fetch with you and Aunty

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Mollie,

i carry your bra around in my mouth,

your blonde fur makes my heart flutter,

you are truly a flirt,

i love to wear your frilly knickers on my head

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do
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Now make sure you 'LIKE' my Bad Poem.  I need lots of 'likes' cuz I'm playin catch-up since I entered on the very last day.   Have fun hopping to all the "no-talents poets" out there in blogville and reading their Bad Poems.    They are all really Bad and Funny.

Wags,       

         Ranger

Flashback Fridays

I just lovs laundry day.

 



                        Wags,

                                          Baby Ranger

No Socks Day

Did you know dat May 8th is "No Socks Day"?  Yep.. dat's right (see my  Wacky Holidays in May postie).

So today…. I'm gonna hide all of Mom's socks.

Just look at this nice pile of socks I got.
Now Mom will not be able to wear any socks today!

I'm King of the Sock pile!
Maybe I should get me a crown.

Hey Mom.
What's dat?   You wanta know what I'm doing with all your socks.

Didn't ya know????   It's No Socks Day today!

We're all going bare paws/feet today….. FUN…. don't ya think!   Lets go run barefoot/paws in the park!    I'll race ya.   Arrrrrrrrooooooo!

I lovs celebrating Wacky Holidays!

Wags,

                                                Ranger (bare paws and lov'n it!)

Flashback Fridays

My 1st wee little football.

Touchdown!

   Wags,

                   Baby Ranger

Silent Sunday - Morning stretch

Wag,

             Ranger

Flashback Fridays

A wee little discovery in my yard.
Hummmmmmm…. I wonder what this is?

Look out……….W-A-T-E-R !!

Wags,

                    Baby Ranger

Flashback Fridays

I'm gonna take Mom on a wee little walkie.   Let's go Mom.

Wags,

                    Baby Ranger

Flashback Fridays

My favorite teething branch.

                                   Chomp, chomp, chomp.

   Wags,

                       Baby Ranger

Flashback Fridays

A wee little workout for a wee little lad.

2 lbs maybe more than a 2 mo old can handle.

Don't ya just love puppy photos?

Wags,

                 Baby Ranger

Pees.   I Inspired a Limerick.   Check it out over at Oz's bloggie.  It is very funny.

Click on this badge to see my Limerick!

I got me another Award!

And No…… it' not for "cutest blogger"  (but I'd be really good at that).   OK… I'll admit it, I blew my one of my New Years Resolutions:  #1 - Not to let my cuteness go to my head.  Sigh.

I won the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award!  

Hummm…………. I wonder if it's okay for me to get this one cuz I am a boy.  
Oh well.  I think I'll accept it anyways.

It's from: Coccolino (Cocco)

http://myminipetpig.com/2013/01/this-little-piggy-who-got-another-award-isnt-staying-home-alone/

Rules for the award:

1. Provide a link and thank the blogger who nominated you for this award.
2. Answer 10 questions.
3. Nominate 10-12 blogs that you find a joy to read.
4. Provide links to these nominated blogs and kindly let the recipients know that they have been nominated.
5. Include the award logo within your blog post

Here are the 10 questions I have to answer:

• What is your favorite color? Blonde (cuz my Mollie is a blonde)
• Your favorite animal? Pig (cuz Cocco gave me an award)
• Your favorite non-alcoholic drinks? Wine (cuz that's what Cocco does)
• Facebook or Twitter? Facebook.  (cuz Mom doesn't let me Tweet.  She says I'm not a bird.)
• Your favorite pattern? Scottish Plaid (is there even a question about that?)
• Do you prefer getting or giving presents? I love to get pressies!!!!!!   (Wanta give me a pressie?)
• Your favorite number?  Pi  (Mud Pi is the bestest)
• Your favorite day of the week?  Friday (TGIF - I love a pawty)
• Your favorite flower?  Roses (for my sweetheart)
• What is your passion?  Squirrel hunt'n.

Now…. who should I give it to?   I have soooooooo many new furfriends and I luz y'all, but I gotta do what I gotta do, cuz I really wanta keep this award.

New Awardees of the Sisterhood Award are…. (drumroll please):  

Kyla (cuz she will probably hate this.), Downunder Daisy, Roxy, and Bella (cuz they are HOT and could use a Cool award like this), Mayor Madi (cuz it's the politically correct thing to do), Reilly and the Dweeds Denny and Jackie (cuz I like Cows with spots), Garth Riley (cuz he can play the piano - super cool), and lastly to Bert (for helping Allred find Nellie so he could take her to the V-Day Ball). 

If youz hasn’t received it and I didn't name ya…. go ahead and snatch it from me (I won't tell or arrest ya).

Thank you sooooooo much Cocco, for this BIG Honor (I think).

Oh, oh, oh… I almost forgot.   Take a hop on over to see Stuart's Fun Foto of ME.   Thanks Stuart!   I luvs the hat.   Aunty D says I have a good "Hat Face".

Wags,

           Ranger

Peeeeeees.   Can someone tell me when the next Sisterhood meeting is?

Flashback Fridays - beach bag

When I was a wee wee little laddie and wanted to go to the beach...

 I'd grab Mom's beach bag,

I'd get out my beach visor,
I'd climb on into her bag, and then
wait for her to take me to the beach.

Finally… I'd shout out a big
Arrrrrrrrrrrrooooooo….
to let her know I was all ready.

I don't fit in her bag too good anymore and my visor is too small for me now, but I still love to go to the beach.   It's one of my two favorite things.   What's the other one you ask?   Let me give you a hint…. yummmmmm.

Wags,

           Ranger

In Training... again

Mom and I went to Rally class last night.   All I can say is that SHE needs a lot of practice.   There was only one other student in the class, Jade and her Mom, and they got just about everything right (show offs), so it was kinda obvious when Mom got it wrong.   I'm gonna have to make sure SHE works really hard this week so SHE does not embarrass me next week.

So I took her on a walk so we could practice.

Lets go Mom.
How about we practice some "Heel".

Now, while I was on my walk (this morning) and helping Mom practice our obedience commands, I saw two things tat I've never seen before.

#1   Have you seen one of these? 

I got all excited and ran right over to introduce myself, but he didn't smell too good. 

I guess he's not gonna be a new buddy for me to play with.  He doesn't have any fur and I think his legs are broke.






#2 A dog going golfing?

Mom told me that dogs are not allowed on the golf course.   Hummmmmm.   Either Mom was "wrong" or Goldie is a rule-breaker.

Did you see that? 

Goldie rides around everywhere.  I don't get it.  If you ride,  ya miss smelling all those good scents on the ground.  Tat doesn't sound good to me.
I'd rather pull Mom around and make her practice her commands.

Chow for now,

                            Ranger (Mom's new little trainer)

Boys looking for a Date to the Dance

Hello lovelies - here are some of the Boys that are look'n for a date for the BIG VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE!


If you are interested, get on over to their blog and give them a little flirt.   That's how Mollie got me.

UPDATE
AROOOOOO… WE HAVE A MATCH!   Shadow said yes to Cocco.
  First up… we have Coccolino.

Meet Coccolino
Coccolino is napping and dreaming of dancing with 
a real beauty at the V-Day dance.

Coccolino is a sweet mini pig that loves to squeal sing.   He has quite the range and can really reach the high octaves.  Let him take you to the dance and he'll serenade you under the moon.
Pees.  He cleans up real good.



Next up, we have Grady.

Meet Grady.  
Please, please pick me!

Grady is loyal, strong, and has fabulous golden fur.   He is quite the gentleman and would love to have a strong in independent girl escort him to the dance.

Now fellows, y'all need to get on over to Mollie's site to see potential dates for you.

Note:   After youz get a date, let mez know and I'll let the solo girls know that youz are taken.   Oh my…. I'm starting to sound like Mollie.

I'm off to school now.

WooHoo!   School!

I start Rally class tonight and I can't wait to meet my new classmates.

Wags,

           Ranger

Matchmaking

Valentine's Day Ball Update

I see that some of you are still looking for a date.

So, Mollie and I are going to help ya out.

If you are looking for a date to the big event, send us your foto, blog address and a title to go with your foto.

We'll post them.   Then y'all can look at who you might wanta invite to the ball.   The rest is up to you.


Mollie will post the Girls and I'll post the Boys.

Send your entries to Mollie
BELNEAMEADOW@GMAIL.COM

Send your entries to Me
SCOTTIERANGER@GMAIL.COM

Wags,

             Ranger

Kick Up Your Heals and Let's Dance !!

Aren't we a cute couple?

Mollie and I are giving a Spectacular, Amazing, Dazzling, Sensational, and Wondrous Valentine's Day Ball!  Can you believe it?  I am sooooooooo excited.   
There will be crownings, prezzies, and lots and lots of fun.    

Now here's what y'all gotta do:

1/ Grab the invite below and post it on your blog ( tell all your kin and everyone you can thunk of, all about it)

2/ Pal up with another buddie..ya have to come as a pair..DRESSED up for da BALL.

3/ Send in your entry to Mollie (BELNEAMEADOW@GMAIL.COM)  or to me (SCOTTIERANGER@GMAIL.COM) and make sure y'all include your names and your blog(s).

Easy peasy.  Da't all ya gotta do.   Could it be any fun'r?

Now y'all start teaming up with whoever you want (Dog'n Dog, Cat'n Dog, Piggie' n Dog and so on.    Prezzies and crownings for the best couple.  And… you get to vote on the winners.   Now, give us your very bestest Red Carpet look.   

Let's make this the Biggest Event of the Season.

Now get out there and spread the message far and wide, that Blogville is having a Valentine's Day Ball.

Wags,

        Ranger

Peeees.   Luv ya Mollie.

What a Great Pawty!

This was the best Pawty ever !!!!
Here are some of the highlights….

I got to fly in our Official Blogville Hel-i-Copter with Office Bites, Susie, and our new Mayor.   Being kinda short I really like'd lookin down on everyone.   The only thing that I didn't like was the sound.   It is LOUD and I really wanted to chat with our Mayoress Madi.  I just could not find the volume control.

Look at me in the Hel-i-Copter !!

Isn't our new Major just purrrrrrrrrrfect?   Look at her beautiful fur coat.   And she even wore a crown.  Wow.   It was all shiney and sparkly.

Our Honorable Mayor Madi

Arrrrrrrrooooooo.  
I hope Susie can resist me cuz,
I've already got me a steady
girlfurfriend (Mollie).

I, on the other hand, looked rather dash'n (if I do say so) for the Mayor's Inauguration Ball.

I must admit that I was kinda bored at the actual swearing in ceremony, but the Ball…… that's my kinda fun!




I had lots of fun with Officer Bites, Susie, and Goose.   And… I was on my best behavior, except for when I snatched some fries off of Sarge's plate when he wasn't looking.   I hope I don't get fired (cuz he is my Big Bossman).

Now let's talk food, cuz that's all you really wanta hear anyways.   Simply Purrrrrrrrrfection!    That Sasha pup can really cook !!!!   She is sooooooooo much better than Mom (but don't tell her).

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

It was a Pawsome good weekend and I know Madi will be a purrrrrrrrrfect Mayor.

I'm kinda tired after all that activity so I'm gonna take a nap now.  Chow for now.

Wags,

Ranger (rest'n up from my exciting weekend)

Peeeeees.  I did get to dance with the Mayor, and managed to NOT step on her delicate yet dangerous paws.   I didn't want to arrest myself for hurting the Mayor.

Security Detail for the Blogville Mayor

Today is the day I get to start on my 1st Official assignment.   I can't wait for Officer SideBites and Susie to arrive.  They are picking me up and we are all going to our new Blogville Mayoral Inauguration and then to the Mayor's Ball.   I'm part of the security detail (with Officer Bites) and I'll be escorting Susie to the Ball.   Officer Bites will be escorting our new Mayor Madi.

I've got my travel bag packed and I'm ready to roll.

Is that them over there?
Nope.  Not them.
Sigh.

I hope they come soon.
Hummmm.  I'm getting kinda hungry.

Maybe Mom packed me some snacks.

No snacks… but I found my badge.  
Now I'm ready!

What else can I find in my bag?

My cap.   Now I'm really really ready.
I hope they come soon.

I guess I'll see what else I can find (while I wait for my ride).

Don't I look dashing in my bowtie?
Hummmmm…. I guess they got into some traffic. 

Let's see what else is in here?

Aroooooooooooooo.   My shades!
Now I'm Bad!  

Ranger Danger here and Reporting for Duty!

Chow for now.   I gotta roll.

Ranger

Ps.   I hope Mom and Aunty D don't miss me too much.   I'll be back soon and will make them proud.