On the Hunt for EB

Polly and I are watching out for da Easter Bunny.  

Mom says dat I should not scare da bunny away as dis one has candy and presents.

Wags, 

          Ranger

Best Pals

Yippy!    My BPs (Best Pals) came over today for a playdate at my house.    I just love playdates wiff Wally and Finn.   We have crazy fun when we get together.

Want play "Race Around da Can"?

 Ready, Set,..... Go.....

Catch me if you can!

Why did y'all stop?   What do you smell?

Bunny trails?  
BOL.....  you guys crack me up.

 I hope you have lots of fun, dis weekend, wiff your best pals and peeps.

Wags, 

           Ranger

Blackbeard continued...

I said HOP over…. NOW !!!

Ahoy matey(s)! 
 
Do you like pirate stories?

Well…. Ewe, Cap't Blackbeard da Scot is off on another grand adventure and dis time I setting sail wiff a Bunny.   No… not a Bad Bunny…. a good bunny and we are a great team.

Hop on over to da Mad Scots bloggie and read all about it.   Don't miss dis one.

        Wags, 

              Ranger (aka Blackbeard da Scot)

B&W Sunday - Bunny watch

I'm on Bad Bunny watch. 

Yep… dars a bunny dat likes to hang out in my yard (under some of my bushes) and we play chase-da-bunny.  

I love to chase him but dat darn bunny doesn't play fair!   Ya see, we fly around da yard and den da bunny slips out under da fence.   He just sits dar on da other side of the fence to tease me cuz I can't get to him.   I can hear him say 'Loser' as he twitches his nose!

It drives me crazy and I high-pitch bark at him but he still just sits dar, laughing at me.   Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Mom usually comes out to investigate but he's not afraid of her either.   He's a Bad Bunny.

I can't wait for Wally and Finn to come back from Maine.   I'm sure dat three of us could really teach dat bunny a lesson.  Yep…. we'd teach him not to mess with da Scots.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Dare's da Hare

My master plan worked!   I followed the polka dot EB's helpers and dey led me right to the Easter Bunny.    He is real!

Zoom, zoom…. Gotta roll!
See ya later Ranger.

What da Bunny?
 
I can't believe my ears!

Where are you goin?

Wait, wait…. you forgot to put toys and treats in my Easter basket.

Come back you silly rabbit….

Wags, 

       Ranger

Following da Dots

Oh, oh, oh…. I'm gettin close.

Eggs in a row.

Just look what I found today.
I think dat da Easter Bunny helpers left dem for me.

You know how Santa has elves… well I just discovered dat the EB has Polka Dot bunny helpers.   Dar job is to decorate all the Easter eggs.

Dar dey are up ahead.   Bunnies in a row.
Hummm… dat gives me an idea.   If I follow da EB helpers, dey can lead me right to the great Easter Bunny.

Another disguise…and another step closer to finding da Easter Bunny.

Wait! Wait!  What da Bunny?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  

What's Squirrel doing here in a bunny disguise?
Does he really think he's gonna steal my act?  

I'm gonna have to put a stop to dis RIGHT NOW!  
He needs to get his sorry butt back up a tree or he's gonna lose his tail.  I'm mean, I look more like a bunny dan he does.  Right?

Gotta run and tree a pest now ….

Wags, 

       Ranger

Bunny Ranger

I'm still on the hunt for da real Easter Bunny and not having much luck.

Da clock is tickin and I'm running out of  time so I think dat it was time  to change my tactics.  

Now I'm in disguise.

I figure dat maybe the Easter Bunny (EB) is afraid of dogs so if I look like a friendly bunny, he'll come out and talk to me.   Oh, oh… maybe he'll even play wiff me.   We could play eggball.

What do ya think?  Will it work?

 Wags, 

    Ranger

Bunny here, Bunny there, Bunnies everywhere.

As you probably heard, I'm on a Mission.

Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny. 

I've been lookin all over my neighborhood for him.

Dar is one….   Hello…. are you da Easter Bunny? 

Thanks Peter…. maybe I can catch up wiff him.
Yippy….   I think I'm gettin close. 

Oh, oh, oh…. dar is another Bunny and dis one has a basket full of eggs.

Maybe she's Mrs. Easter Bunny.

Nope… she is not Mrs. EB  and get dis……. she wouldn't even give me a treat from her basket.

Grrrrrrrrrrr….mean Bunny.



OMD… I see another one.


 Dar sure are a lot of bunnies in my hood.   Let me ask dis one if he is da Easter Bunny.

You crotchety old Bunny.   I don't believe you.

Da search continues…………. but in the meantime, hare is some bunny humor to start your Monday off wiff.

Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?  A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?  A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A: A receding “hareline”.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?  A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.  (Hey…. maybe I should try dat)

Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?  A: 14 carrot gold.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?  A: Eggercise!

Happy Monday!

Wags, 

       Ranger

In Search of the EB

Have you heard?  Oh my… dis is really Big News.

There is a magical bunny dat hops around and brings everybody candy and eggs.    Isn't dat just super duper pawsome?   Oh.. oh.. oh..  and his name is Easter Bunny.

So now I gots me a new mission.

Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny.

I'm on alert now and I'm gonna keep my ears up as I search out the Bunny on my walk-a-bouts.  I just know dat I'll find him in my hood.

Bugs….  it's not him.

Look, look… over dar.  Maybe dat's him.  Come on Mom, we gotta cross da street.   Move-it Mom!  I don't wanta lose him.

Hello… are you da Easter Bunny?

Not I.   I'm Harvey.
Wanta play chase wiff me?

I haven't got time to chase you today.   I'm on a Mission.

I'll just have to keep lookin.

Da search continues ……………………….

Wags,

       Ranger

Pees…..  Have you ever met da Easter Bunny?   What does he look like?