Blackbeard continued...

I said HOP over…. NOW !!!

Ahoy matey(s)! 
 
Do you like pirate stories?

Well…. Ewe, Cap't Blackbeard da Scot is off on another grand adventure and dis time I setting sail wiff a Bunny.   No… not a Bad Bunny…. a good bunny and we are a great team.

Hop on over to da Mad Scots bloggie and read all about it.   Don't miss dis one.

        Wags, 

              Ranger (aka Blackbeard da Scot)

Da Life of Frankie Furter - Pirate King of Blogville

Today I'm joining 'Da Life of Frankie Furter - Pirate King of Blogville' Blog Hop.
Here my story, and I'm sticking too it.

Da Battle of Wilmington 

It was a hot and balmy summer day when Frankie Furter, da Pirate King, sailed up the Cape Fear river to dropped anchor in  Wilmington, NC.   

He and his crew were in desperate need to stock up on supplies, having been at sea for 87 days.   Da Pirate King & Ernie, his 1st mate, headed for the closest watering hole for a large pint of grog.

They met a Sea dog named Snoopy who had a patch on his eye just like da Pirate King.   After a few drinks, Snoopy left them drinkin up a storm.

Now, what they didn't know, was that Wilmington is the home base of the infamous badass pirate Ranger aka 'Blackbeard da Scot' and dat Snoopy is his 1st mate.

'Blackbeard da Scot'

Having learned all about Frankie Furter and his band of pirates, Snoopy went in search of his Cap'n ('Blackbeard da Scot').

Argggggggggg…  Nobody comes into my
turf wiffout paying a huge bounty.

He found him sunnin himself on da deck of da Queen Anne’s Revenge.  He told Blackbeard, all about the invasion of Frankie Furter, da Pirate King.

Blackbeard was NOT happy that da Pirate King had invaded his turf.  He rallied his crew and headed into town to confront the Pirate King.

Wiff Mad Mollie by his side, Blackbeard and his crew stormed the tavern.   

They found Frankie Furter (da Pirate King), and his crew drunk on their hindquarters.

Hic-up!  Burrrrrrrrrrp!
Blimey!   It's Blackbeard!

Blackbeard demanded that they pay up or he'd let Mad Mollie slice them up into little pieces.   Mad Mollie:  "Let me at them"!

The Pirate King summoned his crew to bring him his treasure chest.   He opened it and everyone in the tavern heard the angels sings…… aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The mother-load.

I'm buying.
Barkeeper…. the grog is on me!

So, Blackbeard and Frankie da Pirate King pawtied all night and became the bestest of pirate friends.

The next morning, da Pirate King sailed out of Wilmington and onto his next great adventure.  Fair winds!   Love you guys.
Read all about his adventures at => http://dachsieswithmoxie.blogspot.com/

Yo-ho-ho,

                              Blackbeard da Scot

Pees.  Thank you  Dachsies Wiff Moxie’s for organizing dis wonderful swashbuckling event.

Bark / Meow like a Pirate Day

Ahoy matey(s).

I read on my buddy Sammy's bloggie dat today is Bark Like a Pirate day, so I'm putting on my best pirate today.

Arrrrrrrrgh!
Blimey!   There's a stinkin bird on my hat.
Maybe I should make him walk the plank.

Has anyone seen my squiffy wench Mollie?    I'm sure she is aboard someplace searchin for my loot and rum.

And now it's time for some pirate chuckles....

Why are pirates great singers?

(They can hit the high C's!)

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

(Because he was standing on the deck!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

(Captain Hooky!)

What did a pirate pay for his corn?

(A buccaneer!)

Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?

(Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

(Arrrrrgyle!)

Have a shiptastic day.

                       Yo-ho-ho,

                            Capt'n Blackbeard Ranger