I read on my buddy Sammy's bloggie dat today is Bark Like a Pirate day, so I'm putting on my best pirate today.
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| Arrrrrrrrgh! Blimey! There's a stinkin bird on my hat. Maybe I should make him walk the plank. |
Has anyone seen my squiffy wench Mollie? I'm sure she is aboard someplace searchin for my loot and rum.
And now it's time for some pirate chuckles....
Why are pirates great singers?
(They can hit the high C's!)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!)
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
(Captain Hooky!)
What did a pirate pay for his corn?
(A buccaneer!)
Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?
(Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!)
Have a shiptastic day.
Yo-ho-ho,
Capt'n Blackbeard Ranger
Enjoy ye rum! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Mollie will appreciate being called a squiffy wench...
ReplyDelete(Or is it only in the UK that 'squiffy' means slightly inebriated?)
Toodle pip!
Bertie (stone cold sober).
You make a pawsome Pirate Ranger. Have a tod of rum and go have some fun with your wench. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Happy Pirate Day ye mighty fine pirate! Enjoy your rum.
ReplyDeleteOh look at you Handsome BOL xxooxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
ReplyDeleteyou look great Ranger, even with a bird on the hat. Enjoy the rum and if you will find the treasure of Captain Blackbeard, please give me a sign :o)
ReplyDeletewell shiver me timbers - don't you look all handsome today
ReplyDeleteArrrgroooo.
ReplyDeleteARRGGG ARRGGGG ARGGGG!! Your jokes made us laugh like a pirate!
ReplyDeletehugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Mw-aaaarrrrrgghhh-Ommmmmmm
ReplyDeleteOh Ranger, you make a mighty fine pirate, Matey! I love the pirates jokes. Thank you for the chuckles today!
ReplyDeleteYour pal,
Oz
Hey, how about.... Cap'n Hook, where's your buccaneers? On either side of my buckin' head!
ReplyDeleteHappy talk like a pirate day.
XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy
Avast me matey, I be Short Legs Frecklebelly and I be taking all your treats!! I be pillaging all day and you will walk the plank
ReplyDeleteLoveys Short Legs Frecklebelly(Sasha)
AAAAARRRR Matey you should have to walk the plank for your jokes. BOL
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Looking good matey
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Arrrrrg!! Yo, matey, where's the RUM???!!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
BOL!!! Pawsome jokes Ranger, we are going to share them with our dad - he LOVES a good pirate joke.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Cap'n Ranger Blackbeard you most certainly are a fierce looking pirate guy! I wish I could get a bird to sit on my hat - it wouldn't be there for long! (tee hee) I hope you had fun on Pirate Day - I sure did.....too bad we couldn't sail on the same ship - maybe next year??
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Cap'n Sam
Wow Ranger is a bird on the hat good luck??? you look very dashing in your pirate duds hope you had a great day sweet boy hugs Fozziemum xx
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