Da Mission: To search out and meet da Easter Bunny.
|I've been lookin all over my neighborhood for him.|
Dar is one…. Hello…. are you da Easter Bunny?
|Thanks Peter…. maybe I can catch up wiff him.|
Yippy…. I think I'm gettin close.
Oh, oh, oh…. dar is another Bunny and dis one has a basket full of eggs.
Maybe she's Mrs. Easter Bunny.
Nope… she is not Mrs. EB and get dis……. she wouldn't even give me a treat from her basket.
OMD… I see another one.
Dar sure are a lot of bunnies in my hood. Let me ask dis one if he is da Easter Bunny.
|You crotchety old Bunny. I don't believe you.|
Da search continues…………. but in the meantime, hare is some bunny humor to start your Monday off wiff.
Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding “hareline”.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you. (Hey…. maybe I should try dat)
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise!