World Penguin Day

Did you know dat today is World Penguin Day?    Well, according to da Wacky Holiday's calendar it is.   Hey… I don't make dis things up.

So, where are we going boys?
Maybe I should mention dat I can't swim.

And now for some penguin laughs...

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?     A: Ice-burgers!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?     A: Lost!
Q: Where do penguins go swimming?     A: At the South Pool!
Q: What do Penguins like to eat?     A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?     A: Seal.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?     A: A penguin rolling down a hill
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?     A: Starfish.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?     A: In a snow bank!
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?     A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?     A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?     A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

 Wags, 

                                      Ranger Waddle, Waddle

Pees…. tomorrow da 26th, is Hug an Australian Day.  I hope Ernie doesn't mind if I hug Roxy.