Top Cop, Officer Sidebite is looking to fill some other positions in Blogville.
See his post regarding job openings HERE.
1. Police Officers.
2. Junior Police Officers.
4. Various Detectives Worldwide
6. Court Clerk.
7. Office Manager(s)
8. Emergency Fire and Medical staff.
Now, I thought I'd share wiff you some of the perks of the jobs:
- A shiny badge
- Cool uniforms and shades
- Speeding without gettin a ticket
- Playing with the siren
- Unlimited supply of donuts (I like mine wiff sprinkles on it)
- Free drinks at the Blogville Cop & Firefighters bar
- Escorting pretty girls (protection detail) to official functions.
- Free rides in the Blogville chopper and in other official vechiles.
Personally, I serve cuz all the girls love a dog/cat in uniform. And speaking for us boys… we all love a hot & tough girl in uniform too.
Now get your applications in to our beloved Top Cop!
Ranger (Deputy Top Cop)