Monday, November 4, 2013

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh….All Patched Up

** Mischief Monday **
Warning… dis post is disturbing and if you have a weak stomach (like ME) you better skip it.

Oh Nooooooooooo…. the dreaded torture table.
What happened?
Well, yesterday I was playing with my pal Snoopy and we had a little accident.  Ok… maybe we were playing a little too ruff.

Anyways… we had to go to dee Emergency Dogster's office.
Some of our friends were hanging around and kept us company
while we waited for the Dogster.

OMD... my personal Dogster was on Duty at the Emergency & Trauma Hospital.   I was so happy to see her cuz I knew she would take good care of us.
Why can't dey put a nice blankie or towel on the table before I get up on it?
Aaaaaaa….. ya see, Snoopy loss his eye.
Where did it go?
Well…. I kinda, accidentally swallowed it.
Yikes…. I'm naked !!!
Yep…. it's in my tummy (along with my breakfast).

So… my Dogster gave me a shot dat made me sicky to the stomach and den I …. well you know.

Anyways…. I returned his eye.
Snoopy's eye.

And the Dogster patched Snoopy up.
He thinks he looks really cool now and can't
wait to take on the Red Baron again.

The Dogster gave me some fluids after I returned Snoopy's eye.

When we got home, I was kinda groggy and played couch bed potato (like the Dogster ordered) and watched TV.

I hope you had a better Sunday dan I had.

Mom says dat Snoopy has to go home tomorrow.  He is running up the bills ($325.75 for the Emergancy Dogster visit today) and you know dat she is does not like to give up the green papers.


Ps.   My tummy is all better now and Snoopy took off at 1st light today.  Bye buddy.


  1. You gotta watch those fluff buddies and their parts.....sounds like snoopy was a kids toy not a puppets cause puppets toys don't have plastic eyes. We sure hope your tummy is feeling better

  2. Oh no Ranger. Yikes that was some mischief yesterday. Hope you are all OK today and Snoopy has his eye back. Have a marvellous mischief free Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Ranger, hope you didn't take it out on Snoopy that you didn't see the Great Pumpkin in the Pumpkin Patch on Halloween. In any case, hope you feel better and hope Snoopy gets better too.

  4. Yep, buddy, there is stuff you just can't eat, take care of the snoop man. Says did you get more breakfast to replace what you gave the Doc?

    The Mad Scots

  5. We are glad you're okay, Ranger, and that the doc was able to patch up Snoopy. Glad your mom noticed what happened and got you to the clinic right away. Our dog, Andi, loved to pluck the eyeballs off her toys. Fortunately, she never swallowed them. :-)

    Susan and Wrigs

  6. Oh no! Poor Ranger and poor Snoopy. I guess my mischief of spewing yarn all over the house was pretty mild by comparison. It could have been worse if I ate the yarn I guess. Hope you feel better soon Ranger.


  7. Ranger and Snoopy what a terrible thing to happen to both of you. Glad you were able to upchuck Snoopy's eye. Last Christmas I swallowed part of a rubber toy, we had to watch it go all around my intestines finally it came out with much effort. Your insides look as nice as your outsides.
    Sweet William The Scot

  8. That Snnopy was your best bud and now gone with the wind. Fickle beast.

  9. OMD RANGER.... That is NOT a good way to end your visit with Snoopy. BUTT he DOES look grrrreat with his eye patch. We are glad that you... GAVE the Eye BACK.

  10. Ranger I hope this makes you feel better, but all my stuffies are blind

  11. We're glad you are better and Snoopy is seeing again!

    Doodles For Peace,

    Murphy & Stanley

  12. Ranger:
    WESA glad you puked up the eye! Maggie is always trying to eat things that makes our mom shreek when she sees them in hers mouth!
    Hugs from us
    Stella Rose, Mag's and Baby Gussie

  13. Wow that was really an adventure of a scottie-pup. I'm glad the eye came back via emergency exit and you are well. But at least you can ask Snoopy now if your stomach is ok, because he threw a look on it. I hope you can enjoy food and treats today and you feel better. As I swallowed sponge bob once, we had to pay the full amount too, including two vets although Bob took the emergency exit already in the car on the way to the vet.

  14. Oh dear dawg, Ranger! Obviously, you and Snoopy were having quite the he lost his eye and it ended up in your stomach, one will never know. *wink, wink* I am sorry you had to go to the doctor but I am very glad you are A-OK.
    Your pal,

  15. What is close call you and Snoopy had. It is best he is off on his own adventures. Glad you are doing better.

  16. Awww. I love Snoopy's patch. He looks very dashing. You too. Here's to a speedy recovery!

  17. Ranger, I am so sorry you had to go through that. I hope you are feeling better now. I guess it was time for Snoopy to move on, but I am sure you will have good memories(except the eye thing)

    Loveys Sasha

  18. oh, ranger! buddy! i'm glad you are all better and snoopy's all patched up...that could have been terrible! be careful, my friend!

    edgar and his mum

  19. Yups, Ma never gives me anythings with plastic...she knows me TOO well!!! hehehe
    Wells, I hope you learned not to eat your pals eyes...yeah, me either! BOL
    Glads you feelin' betters!
    Ruby ♥

  20. Yikes Ranger you should of called mez and I wood'z of come over in my nurzez uniform. So glad you's OK, stay away from stuffies with hard eye'z Big hugs xxxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  21. Yesterday was a bad day Ranger...I had to go to the Emergency Dogtor too...I met up with a bad doggie who decided to take a bite (or two or 12) out of me...I'm all patched up now but a little limpy...Hope you feels better soon

    1. OMD !!!! You met a Bad dog? Ya want me to go arrest him? We can go catch him (I'll bring Sarge and Sidebites wiff me) and lock him up. His peep and him need to learn some manners.
      I'm soooooooo glad you are all patched up. I'll send some paw prayers your way. Feel better Giz.

  22. We are sorry to hear about your accident. We are glad you are doing better. Once our Lady's cat ate a magnet and that cost her $1000 to get it removed. You were lucky! Take care and don't eat any more eyes! Lee and Phod

  23. Yikes now how did that eye get in their? Glad you are better.

    the brown dawgs

  24. When I first saw Snoopy's eye I thought boy you got the best of him but then I saw your insides then I changed my mind. Sorry you had to give back Snoopy's eye the hard way.

    Aroo to you,

  25. Roooooo paw little thing - gotta say Snoopy looks like a cool pirate now though *Waggy tail*

  26. Oh Boy! Whatta way to spend Sunday. After seeing Snoopy with an eye patch I thought we’d be seeing you two on lots of pirate adventures! Glad that you’re ok though little man.

  27. OMD...we are just glad that both you and Snoopy survived the ordeal!! Poor're gonna miss Snoopy no doubt.
    Wally & Sammy

  28. On no! That sounds terrible! Hope you're feeling better!

  29. Hope you are feeling better!

  30. Uhoh.....not everyone can claim they swallowed Snoopy's eyeball Ranger - this is your new claim to fame! He looks rather handsome though with his eyepatch. Nice of you to "return" (eek) his eye though even if you had to hork it up which is NEVER fun. Rest....relax....and no more eyeball eating for you buddy!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  31. PHEW, I'm so relieved that Snoopy managed to get his eye back. He looks quite dashing with his eye patch!

  32. Now that is quite a play date! I'm glad you are feeling better and Snoopy got his eye back. Noses and eyes are the first to go, right?!

  33. Yikes! What an ordeal. Emergency V-E-T visits are never fun (or cheap). Glad you are doing better. Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  34. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye! I'm glad that you are all better. ♥


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