Wednesday, November 20, 2013

False Confession Day (Nov 21st)


==>  The following is NOT fur Santa Paws eyes.  <==

Here is mine… and one is true and the other is false.  

Confession #1:  I am a house plant killer.
I don't understand why peeps put plants in buckets (wiff trays under dem to catch the water overflow) inside the house.  Don't dey know dat they belong outside?   Anyways… on my last playdate wiff Wally & Baby Finn's, I pee'd on their Mom's blooming Bougainvillea house plant.   Yep… I lifted my leg and filled up the water catching tray with pee.   After I watered the plant, I told Wally and Finn dat it needed a little more watering and dey both marked da plant too.  Gotta love Teamwork…. yeah!
Oh yeah.. when the peeps saw dat the plant was watered with pee-pee, Wally and I both blamed Finn.

Confession #2:  I am a cheater.
I just can't resist all the cute girls in Blogville.  I have two secret crush girlfriends (yes I said two).
They both live in the USA (California) and dey are both Terriers.   I like da California girls.

One is a sexy, tall and leggy girl and the other is very young, short, sweet, has white/blonde furs.

Ooops…. Maybe I should have put a note at the top of my postie dat says dat this is also not for Mollie's eyes.

Can you guess which is confession is True?  Stay tuned… I'll tell ya tomorrow.

Join my bloggie hop and read all the other confessions.   


  1. It has to be the plants. If you had crushes on a terrier, it would be ME and I don't live in California (but I've been there).

  2. We think it's the plants!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

  3. Hehehehe! Wesa totally thinks the true confession is the plants...because wesa alls kill the grass here at casa de Slimmer since we tend to pee in the same spot and cover each others pee in layers! BOL!
    Much Luvums,
    The Slimmer Puggums
    George, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

  4. Well I think you might have a secret crush on Daisy out in California. She is a sweet little thing. Why a dollop of Daisy would be mighty fine. But I think you probably watered the plants.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scfot

    1. Ranger I cannot figure out why linky did not attach to my blog. It shows my picture.
      I have done this before and I have never had a problem.

  5. It had better be the plants or Miss Mollie will have your head. Or she might just go after your crushes. We think one is Miss Ruby. She is the tall leggy one.

    Millie & Walter

  6. Okays I can believe you peed on the plants but I recalls from the play date you said someone pooped on the floor soooo I thinks the 2nd is the truth you got two crushes.

    Aroo to you,

  7. Me and Addi go with the plants cuz Hey! we would like to do the same thing!!

    jazzi and Addi

  8. Heeheehee...giggle giggle giggle....I am hoping #2 is the truth!

  9. I am pretty sure that the first story is the truest. I hope so for Mollie. I don't want her to be mad at you

    Loveys Sasha

  10. Yikes we have to say the first is true or Mollie will be after you Ranger. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. This is a hard one. I think number 1 is false. If not, u got really supurb aim shooting your pee shooter at the plant and dish.

  12. Ranger, because you're such a suave looking guy I'm going to go with confession 2- bet you've got girlfriends all round the globe! We've joined in with the blog hop too :)

  13. I'm hoping its no 1, otherwise Mollie is going to be very upset with you!!

  14. Oh Ranger, those are some confessions, oh yes this is also not for Mollie's eyes or Santas eyes but I think that you wouldnt do that to Mollie so I think that the house plant is the true confession, what dog can resist watering the plants either outside or in a plant pot at home??
    Love and Licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

  15. MOL MOL MOL Ranger..thank goodness these confessions did not appear before you were elected to Deputy Top Cop of Blogville. We're pretty sure you #1 is true. We hope and purr # 2 is false cause the wrath of a wronged woman could be fatal.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  16. Hmmmm we think it must be number two......we are thinking it might be miss ruby and she worth having a crush on.

  17. OMD.... What can a girl say ..You better say NO 1 tomorrow .. RANGER grrrrrrrrrrr

    Mollie and Alfie

  18. I think #2 must be true. I live in California and the girls here are irresistible!

  19. I think it's #2, you have 2 girl furfriends. Because being a Scottie myself and a boy I squats to pee.

  20. We thinks NO. 1 is true cos we have been known to do that also...well gussie and maggie have.
    stella rose, mags and gussie

  21. We are gonna go with #1 cause boys will be boys! Oh maybe that applies to #2 also but we will stick with #1 (cause that one is safer fur you) HA HA
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  22. Ranger, I think #1 is true, because I water our plants too. (and to say #2 is true would be bad for Mollie). Thanks for hosting this funny event, Ranger. I never thought that we make so much confessions, that's a confession-marathon today. Cool!

  23. Oh Ranger...I sooooo want number 1 to be true because it is just hilarious! Peeing on the houseplants. BOL
    *high paws*

  24. I'm with Oz - I hope number 1 is true too! ;)

  25. I think #2 is false, because you wouldn't risk the wrath of Mollie!!

  26. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, I've had so much fun with your event today! Everyone is pawticipating and the posts are really great to read. I'm gonna guess that the true one is that you peed on the plant. I can't see you cheating on sweet Mollie! Anyway, thanks for hosting this great idea and I can't wait until tomorrow to read the results. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  27. Both sound plausible to us. But we think number 2 might be false.....not that we don't think you have lots of girlfriends, but we don't think you'd let them know.

    We've had a great time reading everyone's confessions.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

  28. OMD, this is gonna be tough, butts I thinks the False one is number 2!! Just cause I thinks you wouldn't piss off Miss Mollie!! I don't thinks you would want her mad at you!! hehehe
    Butts, if it's true, I hopes I'm the lucky gal!! BOL BOL
    (just kiddin' Mollie.....)
    Ruby ♥

  29. Know you the girly stuff is true. Sorry about not joining in, but the post about Goose was so important, beside we are Scotties and we never lie, Now guess which one is true!

    The Mad Scots

  30. Oh Ranger, I think the first one is true! That sounds like a very Scottie thing to do. Much love, The Scottie Mom.


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