December Wacky Holiday List

I searched the internet (far and wide) and found our last Wacky Holiday list for 2013.

Dis is the best month ever… there are loads of yummy days.


December, 2013 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 Eat a Red Apple Day  (yummmmmm)

2 National Fritters Day

3 National Roof over Your Head Day

4 Santas' List Day - we hope you are on the "Nice" list  (maybe we should all post our list on dis day)

5 Bathtub Party Day

6 St. Nicholas Day
6 Mitten Tree Day

7 Letter Writing Day
7 National Cotton Candy Day - would you like some fairy floss?  (more yum)
7 Pearl Harbor Day

8 International Children's Day
8 National Brownie Day  (Arrrrrrrrooooooo)

9 Christmas Card Day  (I got mine all done and dey go in the mail on Monday!)
9 National Pastry Day   (yummmmmm)

10 Human Rights Day

11 National Noodle Ring Day

12 National Ding-a-Ling Day
12 Poinsettia Day    

13 Ice Cream Day   (yummmmmm)
13 Violin Day

14 National Bouillabaisse Day

15 Bill of Rights Day
15 National Lemon Cupcake Day  (yummmmmm)

16 National Chocolate Covered Anything Day (YIPPY)

17 National Maple Syrup Day   (yummmmmm)

18 Bake Cookies Day   (yummmmmm)
18 National Roast Suckling Pig Day   (yummmmmm)

19 Look for an Evergreen Day
19 Oatmeal Muffin Day   (yummmmmm)

20 Go Caroling Day

21 Forefather's Day
21 Humbug Day
21 National Flashlight Day

22 National Date Nut Bread Day  (yummmmmm)

23 Festivus - for the rest of us
23 Roots Day

24 National Chocolate Day  (YIPPY)
24 National Egg Nog Day   (yummmmmm)

25 Christmas Day & Mom's Birthday
25 National Pumpkin Pie Day  (yummmmmm)

26 Boxing Day

27 Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day
27 National Fruitcake Day  (yuck)

28 Card Playing Day

29 Pepper Pot Day

30  National Bicarbonate of Soda Day

31 Make Up Your Mind Day
31 New Year's Eve

Now I know dat y'all are real busy dis month, but if ya wanta host an event to celebrate one of these days…. just grab it and run wiff it.

 Wags, 

            Ranger

Thanksgiving - Snoopy, Dogs, Turkey, and Shoes

How was your Thanksgiving?   

Oh look….  there is my buddy Snoopy in the Parade.

We had a surprise guest.  Aunty D's son, Eric came to visit.  She was very happy.  I wasn't too sure about him.  He is tall and has a deep voice. He got down on the floor and pretended to be a dog to play wiff me, but I wasn't havin none of dat.   I just ran under the dining room table.
I did let him pick me up and hug me ONCE.   I really don't like all dat huggie stuff but sometimes ya just gotta grin and dog-it.

Mom wanted to watch the Macy's Day Parade so we all watched all the balloons and bands go by.

After we watched the parade, we watched the National Dog Show from Philadelphia.    I had to wait a long time for the Terrier group to show up.

I cheered on da Scottie (of course).
Sigh… da Scottie didn't win.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo !!!

Later in the day, Mom, Aunty D and Eric went over to Wally & Finn's house for a Thanksgiving feast.   Now…. you won't believe this…. Dey didn't take me along!  SHOCKING!   I was all ready to go and they left wiffout me.   I can't believe they left me behind…  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.    I mean… dey are MY friends and I like to feast too.

After like 87 zillon hours, dey all came home carrying a cover plate.  Yippy!!!  Feast for ME.   NOT!   Mom said it was "breakfast pie" for dem.   What?  Can you believe dis?  I know… it is Shocking.  All I got was leftover chicken.

Den… Mom showed me her shoe.  

Dis is Mom's shoe.

My buddy Baby Finn got a hold of it and chew'd it up good.  

High Paws Finn!   Solidarity! 

  

Finn was also mad dat he didn't get any turkey (and he lives there) and dat I didn't get come.  I think he should have pee'd on it too, but his Dad caught him in da chewing act and he didn't have time to make it a wet one too.
Good job Finny.   Mom deserved to have her shoe chewed for her very bad behavior.     Hopeful she learned her lesson.   Ya don't take the pup; the shoe will get eat.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Thankful Thursday - Gobble, gobble!

Mom said I should list all the things I am thankful for.   So, after much thought, here's my list.

I am thankful for:

• being adopted & loved by Mom and her sister, Aunty D
• for all my furfriends and human friends (and all their comments on my bloggie)
• for playdates with my friends
• for cheerios and apples
• for having such a great back yard to dig holes in
• for falling leaves (they are fun to catch and eat)
• for dog and puppy movies on TV and Animal Planet
• for adventures in the zoom, zoom car
• for walks on the beach
• for all my toys, balls and cardboard boxes
• and for my dogster, who keeps me healthy and for knock'n out my pee-fection

I hope ALL my furfriends in blogville have a grrrrreat gobble, gobble day.

Waggle, waggle, 

                        Ranger

A bit a leavy business

I hope ya had a super fun weekend.     I had a wee bit of Fall fun.

Aunty D…. look at all my leaves.

Whata ya got there Aunty D?
Woooooooo…. it's the wind machine.

Dis one is mine. I caught dis one in mid-air!

Leaf zoomies.   Look at me…. I can run like the WIND.

After all that windy fun…. I laid down for a good chomp on a stick.
Aunty D forgot the treats so I had to find my own chew toy.

And now for some REALLY BIG NEWS……
On Saturday, I got me my 1st Christmas Card.  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!

It's from my fluffy buddies, Reilly & Denny.

Today I got another card (from Frankie & Ernie).  Yip, yip, YIPPY!   

I'm off to a grrrrrrrreat start.

Score (xmas)Card

Me: 2

Peeps: 0 (dats a big ZERO)

Wags, 

       Ranger

Flashback Fridays - the stinky smell of nature

** A wee little reminder:  Dis is NOT fur Santa Paws eyes.  **  

Ok…. Confession #1 about being a flowering house plant killer is TRUE.

From a very young age, I have loved smelly flowering plants so when I see one I like… I just can't resist and I have to claim it as mine.

Thanks to y'all for playing False Confessions wiff me.   I hope you had fun.

Have a grrrrrrreat weekend and remember to stop and smell a little nature.

            Wags,
               Baby Ranger


Pees.  Oh… and Confession #2 (might be a wee little bit true) but I would never cheat on my hard working and sexy girlfriend Mollie.

I luv ya Mollie.

Hey… a guy can look, right?   There are just sooooooooooooo many pretty girls in Blogville.

False Confession Day (Nov 21st)

ARRRRRRROOOOOOO….   TODAY IS 'FALSE CONFESSION DAY !

==>  The following is NOT fur Santa Paws eyes.  <==

Here is mine… and one is true and the other is false.  

Confession #1:  I am a house plant killer.

I don't understand why peeps put plants in buckets (wiff trays under dem to catch the water overflow) inside the house.  Don't dey know dat they belong outside?   Anyways… on my last playdate wiff Wally & Baby Finn's, I pee'd on their Mom's blooming Bougainvillea house plant.   Yep… I lifted my leg and filled up the water catching tray with pee.   After I watered the plant, I told Wally and Finn dat it needed a little more watering and dey both marked da plant too.  Gotta love Teamwork…. yeah!
Oh yeah.. when the peeps saw dat the plant was watered with pee-pee, Wally and I both blamed Finn.

Confession #2:  I am a cheater.
I just can't resist all the cute girls in Blogville.  I have two secret crush girlfriends (yes I said two).

They both live in the USA (California) and dey are both Terriers.   I like da California girls.

One is a sexy, tall and leggy girl and the other is very young, short, sweet, has white/blonde furs.

Ooops…. Maybe I should have put a note at the top of my postie dat says dat this is also not for Mollie's eyes.

Can you guess which is confession is True?  Stay tuned… I'll tell ya tomorrow.

                          Wags, 

     Ranger

Join my bloggie hop and read all the other confessions.   

A Big Day Tomorrow

I hope you marked your calendars, cuz tomorrow is a BIG Day.  Why?
Well, according to the Wacky Holiday Calendar, November 21st is 'False Confession Day'.    

So…. here's what ya gotta do if you wanta join the fun. 

• On November 21st, post 2 Confessions.  One dat is True and one dat is False.  Then we can all guess which is which.
• I'll host a blog hop so ya can easily join the hop and den pop around and read everyone's confessions.  

Now… my Staff is real busy wiff lots of holiday stuff, soooo to make it easy on her, y'all will have to also post on Nov 22nd to let everyone know which one was true and which is false.

Important Note:   Please make sure dat ya put this in your postie "THIS IS NOT FOR SANTA PAWS EYES".    Dat way, Santa Paws will not read any of our confessions.  He is way too busy at the North Pole making lots of new stuffies and squeaky toys for us anyways.

 Wags, 

    Ranger

Secret Shopper

I've been Christmas shopping.  I went over to my favorite store, Mollie & Alfie's Shop and got me the bestest Christmas gift for Mom.  Ya wanta see what I got?  Now it's a secret so don't tell her.

Is the coast clear?

I got it hidden here in my favorite bag.  

I know it's in here someplace.

Der it is.  Why is everything ya want always at the bottom of the bag?

It's a Snowglobe of ME.

If you shake it up… it SNOWS!
Isn't dat cool?
And…… my girlfriend made it for me wiff her own paws.
My Mollie is sooooooo talented.

Do you think Mom like it?

 Wags, 

     Ranger

Official Business - Job Openings

Dis is Official Blogville Business.

Our Top Cop, Officer Sidebite is looking to fill some other positions in Blogville.
See his post regarding job openings HERE.

Openings include:

1. Police Officers.
2. Junior Police Officers. 
3. Detectives. 
4. Various Detectives Worldwide
5. Judge. 
6. Court Clerk. 
7. Office Manager(s)
8. Emergency Fire and Medical staff.

Now, I thought I'd share wiff you some of the perks of the jobs:

• A shiny badge
• Cool uniforms and shades
• Speeding without gettin a ticket
• Playing with the siren
• Unlimited supply of donuts (I like mine wiff sprinkles on it)
• Free drinks at the Blogville Cop & Firefighters bar
• Escorting pretty girls (protection detail) to official functions.
• Free rides in the Blogville chopper and in other official vechiles.
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Personally, I serve cuz all the girls love a dog/cat in uniform.   And speaking for us boys… we all love a hot & tough girl in uniform too.

Now get your applications in to our beloved Top Cop!

Wags,

                                    Ranger (Deputy Top Cop)

Flashback Friday - the Teething Box

When I was a wee little laddie, my favorite toys were boxes with cheerios hidden inside. I still love cheerios and ripping up boxes.

Mom called this box, my "Teething Box".

I nose der is a cheerio still in here.

  Mom…..  a little help here.
How do I get dis box off my nose.

Mom says dat she used lots of thingys from this box cuz my little teeth were really sharp and I didn't know how to play gentle.   I gave her lots of ouchies.
Oh… does dat count as a confession?

 Wags, 

                  Baby Ranger

Scotties Rule

Look-out Blogville… the Great Scots are takin over!
Pop on over and welcome Braeden & Seth.

You might recognize them…. cuz they came to my Pumpkin Patch on Howloween.

And now for some Scottie giggles.


The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate by iambaker

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbours' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard
dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out.    All we have left is
this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to
the dog, "Karate that table."  The dog went up to the table and broke it
in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew
karate, and he said "Karate my ***!"

Ooops….  Ouch!!!!  OMD.

Have a grrrrrrrrreat day.

    Wags, 

        Ranger

Mischief Monday Announcement: 'False Confession Day'

Now for a bit of fun & mischief….  according to the Wacky Holiday Calendar, November 21st is 'False Confession Day'.    

** Save da Date **

Every month I like to pick one thing off the Wacky List (dat looks like fun) and host some sort of event for it.  Dis month it's 'False Confession Day'.   You can pick things too, off the list, if you ever wanta host someth'in (just for fun).

So…. here's what ya gotta do if you wanta join the fun.

• On November 21st, post 2 Confessions.  One dat is True and one dat is False.  Then we can all guess which is which.
• I'll host a blog hop so ya can easily pop around and find everyone's confessions.  

Now… my Staff is real busy wiff lots of holiday stuff, soooo to make it easy on her, y'all will have to also post on Nov 22nd to let everyone know which one was true and which is false.

Important Note:   Please make sure dat ya put this in your postie "THIS IS NOT FOR SANTA PAWS EYES".    Dat way, Santa Paws will not read any of our confessions.  He is way too busy at the North Pole making lots of new stuffies and squeaky toys for us anyways.

Wanta confess wiff me?

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Today is also Veterans Day.

Take a moment to remember all the brave men
and women who have served your country.

                             Wags,

                                 Ranger

Pees.   Dis one is for Bailey & Kayla's (my Bernina furfriends) and their mom Sarah  who is a veteran.   Thank you for your service.

Playdate with Wally & Baby Finn

Yesterday I had a playdate with my BPPs Wally and Baby Finn.   Wally is a year older dan me and Finn is a year younger.  They are my best friends.

It's about time he got here.

Hugs all around !!

How about some wrestling?   Who's first?

Tag… I won!   Stop laughing Finn.  You just loss.  

I just love tickling Finny.  He's got a great laugh.

Wally:  Can you make dem stop?

Oh, oh, oooooooo…..did someone say "TREAT"?

Mom…. can I have another "TREAT"?     Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.

We had lots of fun playing.   One of us poop'd on the floor and since Baby Finn is the youngest… all the peeps assumed dat he did it.  We all kept our mouths shut and did not rat out the guilty pup.   It's a buddy code thing. 

After like 87 hours, Mom put my leash on and said it was time to go home.

Wally and Finn decided that it would be fun to have one last game of tug-a-war, only my leash was the rope and I was still attached to it.  Oh my!

Wally: I wanta play with Ranger.
Finn:  No… he is my buddy.  Let go of the leash!
Wally:  silly Finn… I'm stronger dan you. 

Ranger:  Come on boys….. let go….  it's time for me to go home.
I promise to come back really soon. 

I hope y'all are having a grrrrrrrreat weekend.

 Wags, 

     Ranger

Flashback Friday - Baby Finn

Arrrrrrooooooo.  Today I have a playdate with my bestest friends (Wally & Finn).   I can't wait to go over to there house to play.

Since it is Flashback Friday… I thought I'd flashback to when Finn was a wee little Baby.  He came over to play wiff me while his peeps went out to dinner.   Wally stayed at his house (he needed a wee little break from Baby Finn).

Baby Finn & I had the best time.

Don't worry Finny… dey will be back soon.

We played together.   I won (just so ya know).

We had a few drinks….

…...and a midnight snack.

Finn is a big boy now and is just about my size.   His and Wally's Mom says dat together, we three are the cutest pups in the hood.   Mom agrees.

Have a Funtastic Friday!

 Wags, 

           Ranger