Update on the 'Sarge-in-the-Doghouse' case

What's up with Sarge?

Hang in there Sarge.

Here's what's go'in on with our campaign to help out our buddy Sarge (Blogville Chief of Police) and my favorite Boss.







According to our fabulous Mayoress Madi:

• There will be a formal hearing on Wednesday, May 15th. 
• Judge Madi (in her judge Wiggy) will preside. 
• She will be deliberating all Day Wedneday....reading all the comments and character witness statements. 
• Witness statements and/or character  statements can be entered as comments on Major Madi's bloggie or on Sarge's cusssins Frankie and Ernie bloggie on Wednesday.   We will needs lots of statements on Wednesday.
• Mayor/Judge Madi will present the findings to Blogville on Thursday. 

The Little Pinches, aka the Crabby Girls, (Shelldon, Beachnut, and Oceana) are keepin Sarge abreast of all the activities and sharing our words of encouragement with him.  Great job Girls.


Bail Bones update

Total count:  45 bones,
1 antler,
several bully sticks,
and some fishy bones.

I wanta thank all of you who dognated to Sarge's Bail.

• Sarge's cusssins Frankie and Ernie dognated 6 bones.
• Daisy, Bella & Roxy dognated 3 (slightly/really chewed) beef knuckle bones.
• Easy dognated 1 bail bone.
• Gizmo is sending two big bones and an antler (only partially chewed).
• Reilly (who is not allowed bones anymore after breaking a tooth on one) dognated 5 bones.
• Some bully sticks (that are just chewed a little on the end) were send by Stella Rose.
• Goose dognated 17 bones but they are buried in the back yard so it may take a little time to find them and dig them up.
• Misaki will also donate a few bail bones for Sarge.
• Ruby (Blogville's Squirrel Patrol Officer) dognated 5 bones.
• Casey (a member of Mayoress Madi's cabinet and a dedicated rescue worker) dognated a MASSIVE rawhide bone.
• The Crabby Girls (Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana) gave us some leftover fish bones.
• Sheba has no bones to dognate, but will bake a cake with a saw blade in it to help free Sarge.
• Popie Kyla is willing to do a curse (if needed).

If we don't need all the bail bones…. I'll just have to think of somethin else to do with all those yummy bones (lickin my chops).


Now dis is Really Important cuz we do not want those Evil Squirrels to come back and raise havoc on Blogville.

Mark you calendars for Wednesday, May 15  and send in your witness/character statements to Frankie & Ernie  or  Mayor Madi.   Statement should be in the form of comments on their bloggies.   Also.. you can post this badge on your bloggie to show your support of our Chief of Police.

Your friend and loyal Junior Police Officer,
                                                  Ranger

Blogville - We have a Problem

It has come to my attention that we have a big problem in Blogville.

Sarge, our Blogville Chief of Police and my boss, is in the doghouse and accused of bitting.

OMD.  Say it isn't so……..

There's talk about stripping him of his job title.  NOOOOOOOOOO!

We has to do somethin.

We need to take ACTION Now!

So…. here's what I thinks he needs.

1st:   He needs a good lawyer.   Do we have a Blogville Lawyers out there?  If you're willing to take on the case… let me know (in the comments).

2nd:  He needs Bail Bones.  If you have bones you can spare… let me know (in the comments) how many you can contribute to his bail.

I'll set up a Bail Bone Bank and keep track of our total.

3rd:  If you can be a "good/positive" character witness for him.. also let me know (in the comments) and I'll pass on the list to his lawyer (when we gets one).

4th:  We need to engage the Blogville K9 Intelligence Unit.   If you belong to this unit… let me know and start investigating.   I'm only a Junior Officer and not part of the K9 Intelligence Unit.   Maybe Office Bites can assist.

5th:  We also need the some FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) help.   Maybe my friend Sammy can assist.

Oh.. oh.. maybe our Blogville Saint (Mollie) can help.  Not sure what she can do… but as a "Saint".. I'm sure she'll think of something.

Show your support of Sarge by posting
this badge on your bloggie.

Did I miss anything?

I'm only 1 year old and some of you have way more experience than I do and can come up with some more ideas.

We need to stick together and help our buddy Sarge.

Yours truly,

            Ranger (JPO)

Flowers for Mom

To all those wonderful Mom's in Blogville:

I dug-up these flowers for Mom.

I'd like to give a special shout-out to Scarlett (my birth mom) and Jane (her human).

Dis is Scarlett.  Isn't she pretty?

And… lots of love and kisses to Mom and Aunty D (who is also a Mom of 2 handsome boys).

XXooXX,

          Ranger

News Flash:    Blogville has a BIG PROBLEM and we need your help.  Read all abouts it tomorrow.