Dis post is dedicated to all my
Here is wee little story dat I saw (when I was workin on my yaptop) and it made me think of all of you.
I'm channelin my inner Senior. |
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The
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the green beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Da Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the
B.S. and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Have a great day (all ya Seniors)!
Wags,
Ranger
Bravo! Whut a great story!
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL Ranger there is no fooling us seniors. Nice one. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
For some reason, my human Gail thinks that is an absolutely brilliant story....
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie (only just growing out of the young and foolish stage).
BRAVO BRAVO!! Both of us Beaglebratz r seniorz an'we due outsmart mom sumtimez (altho mom callz Diva Shasta her perpetual puppy) an'mom lovez us fur it.
ReplyDeleteShiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
Hey, how did you hear about me and the panther?
ReplyDelete♥ Behr Behr :)
BOL!! Grreat story!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant - we so agree - the senior dog does all the thinking :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a good day to celebrate seniors. A squirrel and a panther!!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Bwahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh. That was great!
ReplyDeleteA happy day to all the seniors. Whitley and I will be out looking for some.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm still trying to find some.
DeleteI've even looked under rocks-no luck.
DeleteThat story just goes to show how smart an Senior is. That's what my Mom says any whooo.
ReplyDeleteBentley
You told a story about ME (Frankie Furter)????? I just hope I can REMEMBER this tomorrow. baaaaWaaaah.
ReplyDeletewonderful story, Ranger! hats off to all the Senior doggies out there!
ReplyDeleteEdgar and his mum
Barharhar, thank truly is a Senior Dog, kinda fits our Shadow, she one sneakie gal! Heres a raised Ruby Margaritas to all the Senior dogs of Blogville!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Pees; Bites is starting to get there!
Sid and Rocky were sad to learn that they are considered Seniors when they went for their annual physicals in July. They are seven years old.
ReplyDeleteBOL!!!! Yups, BRILLIANT!! Those tree rats are idiots. I hopes that panther decided to have an appetizer!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby
Oh, almost forgots....ALL SENIOR DOGGIES TO MY PLACE!!! MARGARITAS FOR ALL!!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
BOL you are very wise my friend.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Cute story!
ReplyDeletePawsome post and happy Senior Citizen Day to all our mature friends out there!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Crikey ..... that was a great story, Ranger. Seniors are the best, aye?? AND very smart. You look VERY wise in your photo. Happy Senior's day!!
ReplyDeleteBOL what a brilliant story, and a very clever dog!
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