Now I'm not a poet and have never written a Limerick so here we go…. dis one is very personal to me.
Dare was a sweet Scot who went to camp
He riped out his toenail by acci-dant
His heart raced when his paw was hurt
Went to da dogster to stop da blood spurt
He handled it all like a real champ
I don't know it Limericks have 2 verses…. but Mom wrote a second verse.
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| I hate dis thing. |
Dare once was a Mom who took a trip
Who wasn't dare when her pup yip'd
He had to wear a cone on his head
She felt so guilty dat he bled
Now her pup can't skinny dip
So… what happened?
Mom and Aunty D went to Santa Fe for a week and I went to my favorite dog camp. I love it dar as I get to play wiff lots of my friends. While at camp, I somehow ripped out one of my toenails on my right front paw. I didn't cry out but the da camp councilors noticed dat my paw was bleeding all over da place.
Dey called Mom and rushed me to da dogster. Da dogster stopped da bleeding, cleaned my hurt paw and bandaged up my wound. I got me some pain meds and anit-body-tics so dat I don't get a fection. I went back to da dogster to get my bandaged change and den later in da week I got my bandage removed.
Mom picked me up from camp as soon as she got back from her trip (Sat night) and she finally took dat awful cone off my head (yippy). My paw still hurts and I sometime limp so I don't put much weigh on my hurt paw.
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| Resting….. my meds make me sleepy. |
I'm gettin lots of guilt lovin and I may have to milk dis some more.
Wags,
Ranger
Pees….. so sorry dat I haven't been around to visit y'all.
Oh my dawg!! Dat made us wince just ta thinks 'bout it! Ya poor lil guy-- sendin' Westie kissies to makes it all better...
ReplyDeleteThank you Finley. I hope my nail grows back someday. I miss it.
DeleteWags,
Ranger
OMD! What an ouchie you got! We're happy that it's getting better. That's awful that you got hurt at camp.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Nice limerick. I pulled out my toenail once I didn't cry either. My toenail grew back crooked, hope you have better luck with yours.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
You guys wrote a very nice limrick. Sorry you got hurt Ranger. Hope it is all better soon.
ReplyDeleteMarty
OUCH!!! Glad you are getting better and that is a great limerick!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Oh no! Feel better soon, Ranger. So sorry to hear about your paw. Healing thoughts are being sent your way! Much love, The Scottie Mom.
ReplyDeleteOuch...poor ranger...poor paw....milk it for all it worth little guy.....moms who feel guilty give so many treats and cuddles :)
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry to hear your trip to camp didn't go too well. Good idea to lay on the guilt trip. Maybe you will get extra noms out of it. Those were great limericks to illustrate your situation too.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Dat sounds so painful!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me that I'll have to endure the cone. Please don't.
ReplyDeleteOh no Ranger poor you. We send healing vibes and POTP. We think you should milk it all you can and get some extra treats. Great limerick by the way. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Moly
Great job with the limerick especially going the extra mile with 2 verses!
ReplyDeleteOMD Ranger that is a super limerick... OR LIMPerick since it was about that horrible OWIE. We are so Sorry that this happened to you at Camp. It must have been a Sports Injury. We are sending you some Healing Vibes>>>>>>>>>>>
ReplyDeleteBOL….. LIMPerick.
DeleteYou wrote a great limerick but sad about the topic. Hope your toe grows back ok and you are all better soon.
ReplyDeleteBentley
Well done on your limericks, Ranger! You are not too late...I kept the linky open until Thursday for pals to enter the contest. I sure hope your paw feels better soon, buddy (or is this a ruse to get sympathy votes for your limericks?!?)
ReplyDelete*high paw*
Oz
I don't ruse. What's a ruse? Can I chase it?
DeleteOh Ranger wesa sorry that happened to you, we hope you and your paw gets better real soon.
ReplyDeletestella rose
OH!!! Owie
ReplyDeleteLily and Edward
OH, Ranger! My furiend, I'm so sorry you were hurt! I hope that heals quickly, us Scots cannot be kept down for long! Now, I hope that you are milking this for lots of cuddles and treats!
ReplyDeleteEdgar and his mum
P.S. great job on the limerick, just an unfortunate subject matter
Oh poor Ranger, how bad that you have pains in your paw. Maybe your mom can wear a cone too, so it will heal up faster? Send you a big hug for a fast recovery. I'm glad you handled it like a real champ, that's a super limerick!
ReplyDeleteOh, I did that awhile back. The dogtur did not know if my nail would grow back but it did. Yup, there was blood everywhere!! Heal fast buddy!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh Ranger, I feel for you. The same thing has happened to me and I have to go to the vets tomorrow :-(
ReplyDeleteOMD Ranger I'z been AWOL again'z butt herd through the grape vine.. I did that to mine Ouch it waz sore'z. Sending'z load'z of Mollie hug'z xxooxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Well which one of your friends pulled the nail out? Remember quilt equals treats.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
We hope that you feel better soon. Play it for all that it is worth. Guilt works wonders.
ReplyDeleteTake care of your self and milk it for all you can!
ReplyDeleteOMD!!!! Ranger! Wells, I sure am glads your gettin betters and your healin' up nicely, butts man, there has been lots of blood in Blogville lately!!! Just sayin'....
ReplyDeleteAnyhu, you feel betters real fast, cause you knows those tree rats will take advantage if they can!
Oh, and milk it!!!! Milk it for all it's worth!!! (that's what I'm doin'...hehehe)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
OMD! Ranger you poor thing! What is going on in Blogville...first Ruby's ear and now your toe. We hope you feel better soon and that your mom gives you plenty of extra treats...you know to build up your strength again *wink*
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
You are one tough Scottie dog! I can't believe you didn't cry when your nail got ripped out! Yikes x's a million. You poor foot. I hope everyone is showering you with love and treats.
ReplyDeleteoxox
Daisy