We are all counting down to our big Blogville Howl-O-ween Bash. It is going to be sooooooo PAWSOME! I can barely contain my excitement.
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| Guess how's hosting the 'Pumpkin Patch'? |
Yep, I'll be hosting the 'Pumpkin Patch' so I'm starting to get all my pumpkins ready. To get ya in the mood, I thought I'd share a wee little patch humor.
Here we go..
Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!
Q. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
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| A plumpkin! |
Q. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
Are you having fun yet?
Stay tuned…. there's more to come.
Wags,
Ranger
Pees. According to my Wacky Holidays list… tomorrow is 'National Frankenstein Day'. I can't wait to get my Frank-on!
A plumpkin.......bawaaaaahhhhh bawaaaaaahhhh we loved that one
ReplyDeleteA plumpkin! We just noticed that Reilly and the Dweeb got our comment EXACTLY...drat!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
LOL plumpkin......! Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
OK I am going to break from everyone I like pumpkin poop. No really I do.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
LOL on the plumpkin joke. And we totally loved your ghost costume. Pawsome
ReplyDeleteWhat a costume. You went wheaten on us.
ReplyDeleteRanger you are to funny with the pumpkin jokes.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see your pumpkin patch. hehehe
Bentley
A plumpkin....now mom is gonna start calling me that!!! lol...
ReplyDeletestella rose
PUMPKIN POOP!! WE want PUMPKIN POOP. Love that stuffs.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is gonna be a GRRRREAT PUMPKIN Patch.. We can't Wait..
I can't wait for all the Howl-o-ween festivities! Momma was busy and didn't get my picture submitted everywhere, but I'm still going to come and enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI gots your photo for my patch. I hope you like it.
DeleteWe can't wait to see the costumes
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Lily
Oh...cute jokes!!!
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi
A white scottie looks interesting too :o) Butt black is more beautiful! hahaha a plumpkin... that's what the vet girl said to me too today :o) Have a great monday and crossed paws for your most important scottie-tool :o)
ReplyDeleteBOL! I love your Halloween jokes. And oooh, Frankenstein Day?! Are you gonna get all Franked out?
ReplyDelete*high paws*
Oz
Of course! Dat's what it is all abouts.
DeletePumpkin poop!! BOL!! Mom loves pumpkin poop! HA HA HA
ReplyDeletehugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Hey Ranger....
ReplyDeleteI love love love your pics with the ghost and pumpkins
Mom and I need your email address so that we can send you the blog hop code for the Howl-o-ween blog hop
please send it to us at candb214@att.net
Wooooot! Little fella, you sure are a funny Scottie! Love your ghost costume.
ReplyDeleteYour Pal, Stu
Oh Ranger you had me rolling on the floor laughin' with those punkin' jokes! So tomorrow is Frankenstein Day huh? hmmm.....good thing I have a little "Frankie" cartoon at the top of my bloggy for tomorrow huh? By the way, it's the first day of voting on the costume contest so you'd better stop by and vote!!
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
You are really getting us in the mood!!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Hey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, this is gonna all be so much fun! I can't wait and your punkin patch will be cool. Love the joke with the band-aids! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Lady just told our Man it is Frankenstein day tomorrow and he wants to know why we have to dress as German doctors. He thinks he is funny. Your jokes are funnier! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteHehehe...this is hilarious Ranger! Staying tuned. ;)
ReplyDeleteRoy
A little pumpkin patch humor Bawheheee but I will never eat candy corn again.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
Love the pumpkin jokes and your ghost picture is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully