I'm tired of being little, so today I am going to be Big.
Today, I am Clifford the BIG Red Dog
|How do I look?|
This little girl, Emily, sure talks a lot and is kinda bossy.
Doesn't she understand that I am a scottie and I'm the Boss here!
I can't believe I'm going to say this… but… Mom… can I have a bath NOW?
|Aweeeeeeeeee. Much better.|
Emily will go away and find another red dog to boss around.
Woohoo…. it worked!
I don't think I'll be trick-or-treating in this costume. I wouldn't want to run into anymore little bossy blonde girls.
Ranger (clean and short works for me)