Pawlice Academy Day 1 - Schedule

Hello Recruits.  H-e-l-l-o?   ATTENTION !!!

Now... dis will be a full week of training and you are fortunate to be trained by da very best.   At the end of the week we will be testing you on everything you learned, so play close attention.

Here is your schedule for da week.

Day 1

• Officer Tools & Weapons Training (wiff ME, your Deputy Top Cop)
• Skills Drills (wiff ME)

Day 2

• Security Work & Patrols (wiff/Officer Sully)
• Driving techniques (wiff/Officer Sully)
• Skills Drills (wiff/Officer Sully & DTC Ranger)

Day 3

• Tracking (wiff/Trackers Bentley & Pierre) 
• Paperwork & Activity Reports (wiff Officer Hailey,  Office manager) 
• Jail Training and Duty (wiff Lead Jailer Hailey)
• Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Jailer Hailey)

Day 4

• Detective Work (wiff Lead Detective Zaphod)
• Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Detective Zaphod) 
• Most Wanted list (Top Cop SideBite)

Day 5  - Testing, Graduation & Pawty

• Written and Verbal Testing (TC SideBites)
• Field Testing (DTC Ranger)
• Graduation (Commissioner Sarge)
• Assignments/Duties (TC Sidebites)
• PAWTY (Officer Ruby)

Any questions?

Dui:  Where are da donuts?
Ranger:  Dar in da break room.

Speedy:  Can I phone a friend if I don't know da answer to a question?   I got me loads of friends.
Ranger:  No phoning friends

Whitley:  Where is da bathroom?
Ranger:  Out back.
Whitley:  Outside?
Ranger:  Yes
Whitley:  oh my

Princess Leah:   Does my furs look good in dis hat?
Ranger:  Ugh.......


Get out of here......  go and grab some Lunch and we'll resume at 1:00pm wiff Tools and Weapons Training.   Don't be late.

Ranger, DTC

Wacky Holidays in February

YIKES!    I'm late at getting dis list out.    We've been soooooooo busy wiff all the Police Academy prep dat I've neglected my Wacky Holiday postie duties.

Let's get right to it.... here's da list.

Get ready recruits..... we have some
pawsome instructors lined up for you.
Instructors include:  Sarge, Sidebite, Sully,
Hailey, Zaphod,
Bentley & Pierre, and ME.
See y'all tomorrow!

February 2015 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 National Freedom Day

2 Ground Hog Day
2 Pawlice Academy begins

3 The Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959.

4 Vacuum Day (what?????)
4 Thank a Mailman Day

5 National Weatherman's Day

6 Lame Duck Day

7  Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day  (Yummmmmmm) 
7 Send a Card to a Friend Day (sweeeeeeet)

8 Boy Scout Day
8 Kite Flying Day (in the middle of winter!?!    Maybe dis one is good for Dui)

9 Clean out Your Yaptop Day
9 Toothache Day

10 Umbrella Day

11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day
11 Make a Friend Day (I like dis one)
11 White T-Shirt Day

12 Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
12 Plum Pudding Day

13 Blame Someone Else Day (hehehehe)
13 Get a Different Name Day (hummmm..... what name would I pick?)

14 Ferris Wheel Day
14 Valentine's Day (Heart-2-Heart Dance, hosted by our Majorz)

15 National Gum Drop Day
15 Singles Awareness Day

16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day (know any grouches?)
16 President's Day

17 Random Acts of Kindness Day

18 National Battery Day

19 Chinese New Years (Now dis could be a fun event)
19 National Chocolate Mint Day

20 Cherry Pie Day
20 Hoodie Hoo Day
20 Love Your Pet Day  (BEST DAY EVER)

21 Card Reading Day

22 George Washington's Birthday
22 Be Humble Day
22 Walking the Dog Day  (YIPPY)
22 International World Thinking Day

23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day  (Arrrrrrrrrrooooooooo !!!!!!)
23 Tennis Day

24 National Tortilla Chip Day  (Yummm)

25 Pistol Patent Day

26 Carnival Day
26 National Pistachio Day - it's a nutty day!
26 Tell a Fairy Tale Day

27 Polar Bear Day
27 No Brainer Day

28 Floral Design Day
28 Public Sleeping Day (Here's one I can lay down for !!)
28 National Tooth Fairy Day

 Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.  Have fun!  

Wags,

             Ranger

Wordless Wednesday - Hard at work on my Pawlice Academy class

Wags,  

       Ranger