Insurance now includes Social Media

Yo Mom..... did you see dis?   ScotPet Insurance company updated its coverage plan to include any medical conditions sustained from extreme social media use. 

Physical injuries previously unseen in companion animals are appearing across North America, and many cases are related to blogging, tweeting, snapchatting, texting, and Instagramming habits.

Additionally, pets are experiencing “Blackberry Paw” and “Text Neck” as a result of excessive use of the paws for texting and frequently looking down at their cell phones. Navigating the small buttons and touch screens add an extra strain on the interphalangeal joints of the paw.

Pets have also reported concussions and other injuries as a result of walking into signposts, doors, walls, and even pools while texting.   Luckily pets are unable to operate motorized vehicles, for the most part, so injuries sustained from car selfies aren’t a major concern.

I think dat we should sign up for dis.

APRIL FOOLS !!!!

Wags, 

            Ranger