WooHoo!!! I'm off to Dory's Halloween Party!
As you know, I won a costume from from Diana (Angel Jazzi's mom).
It was a tad x-large on me. So I had Mom alter it.
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| Before Mom's "Make it Work' moment. |
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| After. |
Now, I only have one complaint… SHE did not cut holes for me ears.
Doesn't SHE know dat my ears are a BIG part of my signature look? Well, dat and my beard.
How am I gonna hear anyone at da pawty?
I may have to ditch dis hood after I make my grand entrance at da pawty.
Dat's better.
- How do the fish get to school? By octo-bus!
- How do you make an Octupus laugh? With ten-tickles
- How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed!
- What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
- What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do 16 times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
- What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tent-acles!
- What does a squid sheriff form? An octo-posse!
- How do you confuse a stupid octopus? Get it count to nine!
- Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
- What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
See y'all at da Pawty.
Wags,
Octo-Ranger
BOL funny and thanks for the laughs Ranger. Have a fabulous Friday and Happy Halloween to you all and may your day be a frightening one in good way.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Great Friday funnies Ranger
ReplyDeleteHave a Happy and treat filled Halloween
And I luffs your ears, how could Mum hide them !
Loves and spooky licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hi Ranger
ReplyDeleteGreat costume and happy halloween :) Milo & Jet
Aw, Ranger...your mom did a fabulous job taking that costume in. But no ear holes....that is not right. She may need to fix that before you hit the party scene today. I can't keep a hood on for too long either...I used to do exactly the same roll around the floor to get it off. Now I know you just gotta do one terrier shakedown and that hood will come right off! Happy Halloween, buddy!
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Happy Halloween - have a pawsome evening trick a treating
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween. Cute jokes.
ReplyDeleteBOLBOL.....What funny jokes Ranger!!!! You sure make a handsome octopus!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Oh wow, Ranger, you look grreat! I didn't even recognize you at furst when you came in -- like you said, the ears are your signature look! Momma is a pirate today, so I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you on the high seas!
ReplyDeleteSounds squishy to me.
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny Ranger. Jazzi wouldn't have blamed you one bit lol
ReplyDeleteYou do look awesome though
Great jokes
Diana
Love the purple! See you at the pawty!
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Hazel
Bailey too
Happy Halloween Ranger.
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RANGER you have us ROLLING ON THE FLOOR...
ReplyDeleteYou are a Grand Octopus... We know what you HOPE to get in your Treat Bucket//// ::: READY FUR IT?????
lots of SUCKERS ..... baaaaaWaaaah.
Very punny our 8 tentacled friend. Happy haunting!
ReplyDeleteHappy Howloween, Ranger! Your Mom did a super job with your costume. You look fabulous!
ReplyDeleteWaggies,
Braeden, Seth and Riley
Hmmmmmmmm, octopus wrestling. Do you think it'll catch on?
ReplyDeleteWe hadn't heard any of those octopus jokes before....so we're laughin'.
Looks like you got lots of laughs out of it! The pawty was great wasn't it??
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Ranger I like your jokes. You make a good octo-ranger!
ReplyDeleteThat is such a cool costume!
ReplyDeleteLove the video and your costume.
ReplyDeleteGreat post!! Hope you get a chance to stop by and watch the Halloween Smileybox Mommy made for Dory's Halloween party.
♥♥♥Mona & Prissy
Oh boy, that paw-ty sure was a blast! I have to say you are very, very clever with freeing your ears. Your mom is also very clever with a needle and thread!
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Daisy
I'm loving your grand entrance!!
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