Thursday, November 14, 2013

Scotties Rule

Look-out Blogville… the Great Scots are takin over!
Pop on over and welcome Braeden & Seth.

You might recognize them…. cuz they came to my Pumpkin Patch on Howloween.

And now for some Scottie giggles.


The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate by iambaker

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbours' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard
dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out.    All we have left is
this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to
the dog, "Karate that table."  The dog went up to the table and broke it
in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew
karate, and he said "Karate my ***!"

Ooops….  Ouch!!!!  OMD.

Have a grrrrrrrrreat day.

    Wags, 
        Ranger

23 comments:

  1. We think all you scotties are so cute!!
    stella rose

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  2. Hmmm. Where did all the wire haired fox terriers go?

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  3. BOL funny Ranger. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Bark.Out.Loud, Ranger! That was hilarious!
    *high paws*
    Oz

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  5. BaaaaaaWAAAAAH that is a REALLY FUNNY joke !

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  6. AroooooooooooooHEHEHEHAHAHA! We Beaglebratz LOVEZ your funny joke.
    Shiloh'n Shasta

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  7. Hey DC Ranger!!
    I went over to visit Braeden and Seth..they are quite cute!!
    I wanted to let your know I'm posting about your False confession day tomorrow.
    Mom and I are busy thinking up some t/f confessions too
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  8. That is a good one Ranger LOL! We stopped over and met Braeden and Seth, always nice to have new neighbours. Lee and Phod

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  9. Ouch :o) LOL! but seriously a friend of my mom want's a guarding dog too. His wife agreed and bought a.... yorkshire terrier (without black karate belt) :o)

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  10. Bwaaa haaa loved the joke Ranger! We remember seeing Braeden & Seth at the pumpkin patch! we will pop over and say Hi!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  11. We been to visit, Blogville will be taken over by SCOTTIES, We Rule. Thats one tough Scottie, Barharhar

    The Mad Scots

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  12. BOL! That is a good one! We already met our new friends from Jazzi's bloggy.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  13. That's a great joke, Ranger! ROFBOL! Thanks for helping get the bark out about our new bloggie! You're a great furiend!

    Waggies,
    Braeden and Seth

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  14. That's a great joke, Ranger! ROFBOL! Thanks for helping get the bark out about our new bloggie! You're a great furiend!

    Waggies,
    Braeden and Seth

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  15. BOL that was a great joke!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  16. Gigglessnortssnickers...that was a pawsome joke Ranger. Thank for making me laugh today.


    Loveys Sasha

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  17. That's a cute picture of Braeden and seth at the pumpkin patch

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  18. That's a cute picture of Braeden and seth at the pumpkin patch

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  19. HAHAHA! I love that joke. Scotties are smart watch dogs, that's fur sure! I love to see so many Scottie dogs on the computer. AARrrroooooo!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  20. Oh Ranger it's always fun to have some new friends isn't it???? I love that SCOTTIE humor too....it made me smile real big!!

    Kitty Hugs, sammy

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