Saturday, November 16, 2013

Official Business - Job Openings

Dis is Official Blogville Business.


Our Top Cop, Officer Sidebite is looking to fill some other positions in Blogville.
See his post regarding job openings HERE.

Openings include:

1. Police Officers.
2. Junior Police Officers. 
3. Detectives. 
4. Various Detectives Worldwide
5. Judge. 
6. Court Clerk. 
7. Office Manager(s)
8. Emergency Fire and Medical staff.

Now, I thought I'd share wiff you some of the perks of the jobs:

  • A shiny badge
  • Cool uniforms and shades
  • Speeding without gettin a ticket
  • Playing with the siren
  • Unlimited supply of donuts (I like mine wiff sprinkles on it)
  • Free drinks at the Blogville Cop & Firefighters bar
  • Escorting pretty girls (protection detail) to official functions.
  • Free rides in the Blogville chopper and in other official vechiles.


Personally, I serve cuz all the girls love a dog/cat in uniform.   And speaking for us boys… we all love a hot & tough girl in uniform too.

Now get your applications in to our beloved Top Cop!

Wags,
                                    Ranger (Deputy Top Cop)



19 comments:

  1. Hey Deputy Ranger!
    Wow, you are such a super Deputy and I'm thrilled with you and Chief Sidebite! I know there will be a bunch of great applicants. The work is so rewarding and the perks are cool. The donuts alone should get some interest! BOL Looking most handsome in your hat and badge!
    Grr and an Official Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  2. Great job Ranger, so's you know I have gotten some applications today.

    The Mad Scots

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  3. Phod is excited to be Blogville's Lead Detective. He is on the look out for bad guys when he is not playing ball or napping. He says he got lots practice solving mysteries living with Hailey. Can't wait to see who got the other jobs. Lee and Phod

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  4. Ernie is kinda WORRIED that with All the PoPo Blogville is gonna have... there won't be any CHANCE fur FUN STUFFS like what happened at the Valentine's Day Ball.... THAT giant Squirrel MESS has never been solved, BTW.

    He wants to be SAFE butt doesn't want to have his FUN squashed. Of COURSE this is NOT a worry fur a well mannered OLDER GUY like MYSELF.

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  5. Ranger, I put in my application last night. Mom finally said it was okay to join the force.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  6. OOOH, this could be interesting. As Pope, I could take confession on Sunday and then be there bright and early on Monday morning for JUDGE on those clowns. What a racket.

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  7. Who wouldn't want this great job??!! :-)

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  8. Okay.....we are applying to be detectives :)

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  9. I've always dreamed of being a cop. That would be so so cool.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  10. Maybe I should apply for a Police Officer position of would I have to start out as a Junior officer first? I am over a year old now.

    Walter

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  11. We know you'll fill the posts quickly. We will bow out as cannot guarantee our time at the moment with Ancient Pip. Hope you don't mind. However if you need any help with graphics etc just give us a shout.
    Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  12. Free drinks, uniforms and playing with the siren sounds very good... and to be the judge sounds great too, butt wait then I have to wear a thingy like dress, right? Butt otherwise I'm always incorrupt, except for Greenies...

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  13. I bet you get lots of applicants!! You've got some pretty good benefits. ;-)

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  14. But Ranger, I'd be a rubbish police dog - I'd just roll over for a tummy tickle to anyone, criminal or innocent peep!
    Good to see you're going for it though!
    Have a super week,
    Pippa :)

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  15. Bet those posts are going to be filled pretty quickly!

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  16. We think you have lots of applicants. We would apply but since we are motorcycle cops it might be a conflict of interest.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. Mom says I lack a certain level of self control that might be required for any of the pawsitions. Rats!!

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  18. Sammy & I both submitted our resumes this morning Ranger!! Paws crossed we get accepted!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  19. Hey Ranger! Just wanted to let you know we applied for a Blogville position. We've been in contact with Office Sidebite. If we need a reference, we will have him call you.

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