No. I'm not in jail.
I'm Social Physical Distancing from da dog next door.
Pardon me from getting on my chewybox, but who made up the term "Social Distancing"? Let's call it by it's real name. It's Physical Distancing !!!!!!!
We can all still be social at a physical distance and dar are even tools to help us stay connected/social (e.g. FaceTime, Skype, emails, phone calls, barks across da pond, blogging, etc.). Bloghops are great too.
We all need to be social in these trying times and we need to keep in touch wiff all of our single friends and relatives dat may be feeling alone and isolated.