Thursday, April 17, 2014

Following da Dots

Oh, oh, oh…. I'm gettin close.
Eggs in a row.

Just look what I found today.
I think dat da Easter Bunny helpers left dem for me.

You know how Santa has elves… well I just discovered dat the EB has Polka Dot bunny helpers.   Dar job is to decorate all the Easter eggs.

Dar dey are up ahead.   Bunnies in a row.
Hummm… dat gives me an idea.   If I follow da EB helpers, dey can lead me right to the great Easter Bunny.
Another disguise…and another step closer to finding da Easter Bunny.

Wait! Wait!  What da Bunny?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  

What's Squirrel doing here in a bunny disguise?
Does he really think he's gonna steal my act?  

I'm gonna have to put a stop to dis RIGHT NOW!  
He needs to get his sorry butt back up a tree or he's gonna lose his tail.  I'm mean, I look more like a bunny dan he does.  Right?

Gotta run and tree a pest now ….
Wags, 
       Ranger

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Bunny Ranger


I'm still on the hunt for da real Easter Bunny and not having much luck.

Da clock is tickin and I'm running out of  time so I think dat it was time  to change my tactics.  

Now I'm in disguise.

I figure dat maybe the Easter Bunny (EB) is afraid of dogs so if I look like a friendly bunny, he'll come out and talk to me.   Oh, oh… maybe he'll even play wiff me.   We could play eggball.

What do ya think?  Will it work?

 Wags, 
    Ranger

Monday, April 14, 2014

Bunny here, Bunny there, Bunnies everywhere.

As you probably heard, I'm on a Mission.

Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny. 

I've been lookin all over my neighborhood for him.

Dar is one….   Hello…. are you da Easter Bunny? 
Thanks Peter…. maybe I can catch up wiff him.
Yippy….   I think I'm gettin close.
 

Oh, oh, oh…. dar is another Bunny and dis one has a basket full of eggs.

Maybe she's Mrs. Easter Bunny.

Nope… she is not Mrs. EB  and get dis……. she wouldn't even give me a treat from her basket.

Grrrrrrrrrrr….mean Bunny.



OMD… I see another one.


 Dar sure are a lot of bunnies in my hood.   Let me ask dis one if he is da Easter Bunny.
You crotchety old Bunny.   I don't believe you.
Da search continues…………. but in the meantime, hare is some bunny humor to start your Monday off wiff.

Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?  A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?  A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A: A receding “hareline”.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?  A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.  (Hey…. maybe I should try dat)

Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?  A: 14 carrot gold.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?  A: Eggercise!

Happy Monday!

Wags, 
       Ranger
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