Well, according to the Wacky Holiday Calendar, November 21st is 'False Confession Day'.
So…. here's what ya gotta do if you wanta join the fun.
Important Note: Please make sure dat ya put this in your postie "THIS IS NOT FOR SANTA PAWS EYES". Dat way, Santa Paws will not read any of our confessions. He is way too busy at the North Pole making lots of new stuffies and squeaky toys for us anyways.