I am no longer a Junior Police Officer in Training. I am NOW Deputy Top Cop (dats DTC to y'all).
Now you are probably wonder if I'm qualified. Well…. here are my qualifications:
- Served as Junior Police Officer for 1 year
- Provided Security Protection at the Mayoress' Inauguration and at the Mayoress' Ball, Jan 2013
- Lead the campaign to get Sarge released from his unjust incarceration
- Has chased down 87 zillion squirrels
- Eats donuts without gettin crumbs in the beard
- Has cool shades
- Looks good in a Uniform
What do ya think girls? Don't I look GOOD in my uniform?
|My boss: Top Cop Sidebite|
I am proud to be a member of the Paw Enforcement team and server under Top Cop Officer Sidebite. He's a grrrrrrrrreat boss.
Scotties Rule! Don't be fooled by our size… we are tough little guys.
I will also follow the direction set by our new Police Commissioner Sarge.
I have learned a lot from him about loyalty. He's da best!