Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Da French Invasion - Part 2

Am I crazy or do des two guy look alike?       Hehehehe....










Messi is da first frenchie dat I have ever met and dar was lots to learn about him.

Firstly.... he SNORTS!   At first I thought dat he was speak'in french but no, it is definitely a Snort.  He is so funny.  I know dat I shouldn't laugh at him, but he is a really funny guy.

Secondly... it's really hard to tell if he is happy.   He has no tail to wag.   Hummmmm....  poor Messi.... tail wagging is fun.   I had to watch his ears to see if he was having fun.

He is also a pawsome jumper and even jumped on da back of my couch.
I've never dunn dat.
WARNING:   Do not sit down wind from him.   Notice dat his butt is pointed at me as I sit on my couch, (watching TV as usual).   Biggy mistake.  Ya see, Messi is da GAS KING.   When he lets lose wiff a stink bomb, everyone runs into another room.

What are his parents feeding him?   Brussel spouts?  Beans?

And...... Messi SNORES!
Here is proof positive.

I'm glad I got to sleep wiff Mom at da other end of da house.

Stay tuned for Da French Invasion - Part 3 (tomorrow).    I take Messi out for a car ride to my favorite place.    Find out if he gassed anyone in da car.

Now, just because I gotta know....  Do you snore or gas visitors?

Wags, 
        Ranger

18 comments:

  1. hahahaha... with all that fabulous equipment, I love Messi :O)

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  2. He does look a bit like that joker guy, but I'm sure he is much nicer.

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  3. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, I'd say he's a very entertaining house guest! BOL I actually like his smile way better than that joker peep. Sorry about the gassing, but it's a good excuse to run outside for some yard zoomies...and fresh air. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  4. Neither but I do SQUAAAAAAWK them silly.

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  5. You don't have to have a tail to look happy! Momma loves watching my nubbin wag, and when we boxers are really happy we just wag our whole bodies!

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  6. You don't have to have a tail to look happy! Momma loves watching my nubbin wag, and when we boxers are really happy we just wag our whole bodies!

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  7. He does....look like that joker, yes, we also snore, very loudly sometimes dad used to leave the bed, but mom says she never hears us at night, just in the daytime...we used to be gassy then mom changed our food, and now we are not. He sure is cute.
    stella rose

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  8. Oh isn't he cute!!!! What a great visitor Ranger. I finks that whatever they feed him must be what Mum feeds Dad 'cos he do haf the same wind problem!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  9. One word...Arty! He snores AND has big stinkers!!! BOL!!
    We can't wait to hear more!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  10. Those are some great life lessons we will keep in mind.

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  11. OMD OMD I (Ernie the Attorney) think Messie must be Frankie's Long lost BUTTher... BaaaaaWaaaah....

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  12. Sounds like Messi needs a change of food so he stops messing up the air :) :) :)

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  13. Hey hey hey easy does it
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  14. Bailey is the snorer at our house and Hazel is the gasser. and sometimes Mabel too
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  15. I are pretty shure snortin are French.

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  16. He does look like quite the joker! We cockers, well most of us, have stumpy tails; but we wiggle our butts to make up for it. Oh, and gas doesn't bother us in the least. Bring on the brussel's sprouts!

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  17. The video of the snoring didn't play. Mom said that we were lucky.

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