Hello Recruits. H-e-l-l-o? ATTENTION !!!
Now... dis will be a full week of training and you are fortunate to be trained by da very best. At the end of the week we will be testing you on everything you learned, so play close attention.
Here is your schedule for da week.
Day 1
- Officer Tools & Weapons Training (wiff ME, your Deputy Top Cop)
- Skills Drills (wiff ME)
Day 2
- Security Work & Patrols (wiff/Officer Sully)
- Driving techniques (wiff/Officer Sully)
- Skills Drills (wiff/Officer Sully & DTC Ranger)
Day 3
- Tracking (wiff/Trackers Bentley & Pierre)
- Paperwork & Activity Reports (wiff Officer Hailey, Office manager)
- Jail Training and Duty (wiff Lead Jailer Hailey)
- Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Jailer Hailey)
Day 4
- Detective Work (wiff Lead Detective Zaphod)
- Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Detective Zaphod)
- Most Wanted list (Top Cop SideBite)
Day 5 - Testing, Graduation & Pawty
- Written and Verbal Testing (TC SideBites)
- Field Testing (DTC Ranger)
- Graduation (Commissioner Sarge)
- Assignments/Duties (TC Sidebites)
- PAWTY (Officer Ruby)
Any questions?
Dui: Where are da donuts?
Ranger: Dar in da break room.
Speedy: Can I phone a friend if I don't know da answer to a question? I got me loads of friends.
Ranger: No phoning friends
Whitley: Where is da bathroom?
Ranger: Out back.
Whitley: Outside?
Ranger: Yes
Whitley: oh my
Princess Leah: Does my furs look good in dis hat?
Ranger: Ugh.......
Get out of here...... go and grab some Lunch and we'll resume at 1:00pm wiff Tools and Weapons Training. Don't be late.
Ranger, DTC
A fine police force in the making we say. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Great job. We are very confident Blogville us safe
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Tools and weapons, weyhey!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
is it pawsible to remove my name fom the most wanted list? just for day 4...
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
Did you ever check to see if my mom was had a criminal history?
ReplyDeleteAngus Mac
RANGER YOU HAVE YOUR PAWS FULL WITH THIS BUNCH....ALREADY THEIR QUESTIONS ARE OFF THE WALL AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STATED THE HARD STUFF.
ReplyDeleteWATCH RUBY SHE MIGHT BE REPLACING THE DONUTS WITH SQUIRREL COOKIES
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
It is gonna be so fun and educational.
ReplyDeleteWatch out girls, those uniforms make you look fat.
ReplyDeleteRanger.... we MAY be wrong about this... BUTT we are thinkin that your Recruits are a bit outta paw here... Pawhaps you need to put your paw down and get them under control.
ReplyDeleteOMD we love the look of Blogville's new HYDRANTS... we think they are multi FUNCTIONAL... if you get our dirft..
Great job! Sounds like a lot of fun!!
ReplyDeleteWow! That's some intensive training program!
ReplyDeleteOh them newbies...they sure ask important questions!!!
ReplyDeleteTop Cop Bites
Hey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, I think we have our paws full with our class of recruits, but they hold tons of promise! The donut-sugar-high is definitely an issue, but so far they seem to be learning bunches.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Are ya sure da bathroom are outside? It are cold out dere . . .
ReplyDeleteWhew.this is one busy schedule...I hope they scheduled in some naps!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Arty