Tuesday, February 17, 2015

It's "Coat" Weather

Baby it's cold out-here!

And now for some Tuesday Funnies.
Q: What do you call a frozen dog? 
     A: A pupsicle. 
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog? 
     A: A dusky husky! 
Q: What do you call a cold dog? 
     A: A Chilli Dog. 
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
     A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
     A: Polaroids!
Q: How cold was it?
     A: It was so cold dat the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits - just to get them running!
Q: How cold was it?
     A: It was so cold dat the dogs were getting stuck to the fire hydrants! The Blogville Rescue and Emergency team was sent out to break dem free.

Stay warm furfriends.

Wags, 
      Ranger

Peeees.    HAPPY  MARDI  GRAS !!!!   Get out dar and get some beads.

26 comments:

  1. you look very handsome in that coat - blue is your color

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  2. It is so cold that 87 million coats wouldn't keep us warm. Stay cozy friend!

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  3. Have a terrific Tuesday and stay warm and safe.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. bawhahawhahaha! I'm a chilli dog today too :o) your cap looks pawesome is it pawmade or can we buy it in a store?
    easy rider

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  5. Well I'm all warm now from all the laffings I've been doing. I luffs it Ranger!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  6. You are well prepared matey
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  7. It's not even 8 in the morning and it's only 55F here. No, I do NOT feel guilty.

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    1. We need to be pawting at your house.

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  8. BOL!!! Fantastic, you look like you were made for winter! Thanks for the laughs!

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  9. We love that coat on you Ranger, it is a perfect color for you!
    stella rose

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  10. BaaaaaWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh POLAR..ROIDS.........
    OMD Ranger you look super in that handsome Blue Plaid Coat... and the HAT is pawfect fur you..

    WE are sick and TIRED of putting OUR coats ON and OFF an ON and OFF... When will it be spring???
    Maybe in time fur your Birfday....

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  11. Hehehehe,you're too funny Ranger,love your blue coat,xx Speedy

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  12. How cold was it here.../so cold we had peecicles hanging on us!

    The Mad Scots

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  13. Brrr! We are so cold if we laughed, icicles would break off our nose. (Well maybe thats an an exageration.)

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  14. You are styling in that coat, Ranger!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. Crikey Ranger ...... they had to jump start the bunnies??????? haahaaaahaahaaaaahaaaaahahhahahahahah!!!
    Great lookin' coat, mate. Great colour for you. Red looks great too though, aye???

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  16. It is NEVER coat weather for a scottie in Wagga!
    But Floydie wears one in winter.

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  17. BOL. At least you look prepared!

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  18. Oh Ranger you silly boy! HAHAHA Love your fleece coat and your nice warm hat....you're READY for this freeze out we're all getting.............BRRRRR

    Hugs, Sammy

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  19. Bet you stayed nice and toasty with your coat on. It's even chilly here in Florida.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  20. Oh Ranger the picture I got in my head about the pups stuck to the fire hydrant and the Blogville resue team called in to help. OMD that must hurt. LOL
    Bentley

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  21. BOL polaroids, that's the best one.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  22. You look great in your coat. Love the jokes, good job Ranger

    Wags
    Oreo

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