Friday, October 31, 2014

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

WooHoo!!!    I'm off to Dory's Halloween Party!  


As you know, I won a costume from from Diana (Angel Jazzi's mom).
It was a tad x-large on me.  So I had Mom alter it.
Before Mom's "Make it Work' moment.

After.
Glitter Words

Now, I only have one complaint… SHE did not cut holes for me ears.   
Doesn't SHE know dat my ears are a BIG part of my signature look?  Well, dat and my beard.  
How am I gonna hear anyone at da pawty?  

I may have to ditch dis hood after I make my grand entrance at da pawty.

Dat's better.

 And now for a few laughs… 
  • How do the fish get to school?     By octo-bus!
  • How do you make an Octupus laugh?     With ten-tickles 
  • How does an octopus go to war?     Well-armed! 
  • What does an octopus wear on a cold day?     A coat of arms!
  • What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do 16 times?    Two octopuses shaking hands.
  • What does an octopus take on a camping trip?    Tent-acles!
  • What does a squid sheriff form?    An octo-posse!
  • How do you confuse a stupid octopus?    Get it count to nine!
  • Who was the most famous pirate octopus?    Captain Squid!
  • What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?    Squid pro quo!

 See y'all at da Pawty. 

Wags, 
                     Octo-Ranger

22 comments:

  1. BOL funny and thanks for the laughs Ranger. Have a fabulous Friday and Happy Halloween to you all and may your day be a frightening one in good way.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Great Friday funnies Ranger
    Have a Happy and treat filled Halloween
    And I luffs your ears, how could Mum hide them !
    Loves and spooky licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Hi Ranger
    Great costume and happy halloween :) Milo & Jet

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  4. Aw, Ranger...your mom did a fabulous job taking that costume in. But no ear holes....that is not right. She may need to fix that before you hit the party scene today. I can't keep a hood on for too long either...I used to do exactly the same roll around the floor to get it off. Now I know you just gotta do one terrier shakedown and that hood will come right off! Happy Halloween, buddy!
    Oz

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  5. Happy Halloween - have a pawsome evening trick a treating

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  6. BOLBOL.....What funny jokes Ranger!!!! You sure make a handsome octopus!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. Oh wow, Ranger, you look grreat! I didn't even recognize you at furst when you came in -- like you said, the ears are your signature look! Momma is a pirate today, so I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you on the high seas!

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  8. That's too funny Ranger. Jazzi wouldn't have blamed you one bit lol
    You do look awesome though
    Great jokes

    Diana

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  9. Love the purple! See you at the pawty!
    hugs
    Hazel
    Bailey too

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  10. RANGER you have us ROLLING ON THE FLOOR...

    You are a Grand Octopus... We know what you HOPE to get in your Treat Bucket//// ::: READY FUR IT?????



    lots of SUCKERS ..... baaaaaWaaaah.

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  11. Very punny our 8 tentacled friend. Happy haunting!

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  12. Happy Howloween, Ranger! Your Mom did a super job with your costume. You look fabulous!

    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and Riley

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  13. Hmmmmmmmm, octopus wrestling. Do you think it'll catch on?

    We hadn't heard any of those octopus jokes before....so we're laughin'.

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  14. Looks like you got lots of laughs out of it! The pawty was great wasn't it??

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    PS - Remember to vote in the Blogville election on TUESDAY!

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  15. Ranger I like your jokes. You make a good octo-ranger!

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  16. Love the video and your costume.

    Great post!! Hope you get a chance to stop by and watch the Halloween Smileybox Mommy made for Dory's Halloween party.

    ♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

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  17. Oh boy, that paw-ty sure was a blast! I have to say you are very, very clever with freeing your ears. Your mom is also very clever with a needle and thread!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  18. I'm loving your grand entrance!!

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