Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Mexican Independence Day

Dis postie is for all da Chihuahuas,  Chinese Crested Dogs, and Mexican Hairless Dogs (yikes) out dare.

Happy Independence Day!

Hummmm…. I guess dey don't like dogs wiff lots of furs in Mexico.  Maybe cuz it gets really hot dare.   I think about weird stuff like dis… just sayin.


What can I say…. I like any day dat involves celebrating wiff a biggy hat, some beer and some good music.   Ya didn't know da I can play da drums bongos… did ya?

And now for a wee little story…

There are two men walking down the street wiff their dogs. One man has a Labrador Retriever, the other, a Chihuahua.

The two men meet outside their favorite cantina, and are both very thirsty because it is a hot day. But the thing is, the cantina does not allow dogs inside. The first man suddenly get an idea. "Follow my lead!!" he says, as he puts on a pair of sunglassess and strolls right on in. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the man. "Oh, well in that case, you can have him in here." says the barman. 

So the man sits down to have a drink. But the second man is still outside. 

Thinking, what the heck, he puts on sunglasses and goes inside, too. "Hey!" says the barman, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "But he's my seeing-eye dog!" replies the second man. "A chihuahua???" the barman asks. 
Thinking fast, the man replies: "A CHIHUAHUA!? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?"


Cheers, 
          Ranger

30 comments:

  1. BOL BOL funny Ranger. Have a terrific Tuesday and happy Mexican Independence Day to you.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. You guys would never survive in Mexico. Way too many furs.

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  3. lololol......that was so funny, and we loves that picture!!!1 You rock.
    stella rose

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  4. BOL! Funny joke, but it sure irritates Momma when she sees people falsely claiming their dogs are assistance animals just to bring them in places. It gives REAL assistance animals a bad reputation!

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    1. I agree. I also don't like da peeps da park in handicap spaces and den dey get out of dar car and clearly are not handicap. Dey should only use da space when dey are driving a handicap peep. Dat's what I think.

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  5. Gracias. Nací en Jalisco, faltan muchos años. Puedo ladrar en español. Pero no soy una chihuahua.

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  6. You are styling that hat. Happy Independence Day to you.

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  7. Ranger.... you are just SO Funny... and Dashing, too in your sombrero ...

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    1. Thanks…. I really like my sombrero. It keeps da sun out of my eyes.

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  8. You might soon be celebrating Independence Day for your ancestral homeland Ranger...
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  9. BOL! Good one!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Join us for our week long series "Road To The Great Debate"!

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  10. BOL BOL! Sounds like an excuse for a margarita to me!

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  11. BOL now that was a good one.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  12. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, you are rockin' that cool sombrero! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR that's a funny joke for today. Aye-chi-wa-wa. BOL Very cute.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  13. Bwaaaahaaaaa I love your joke!!! Happy Independence Day to you. Do you think Ruby will be making Rubyritas??


    Loveys Sasha

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  14. BOL....Great hooman joke Ranger!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. BOL!!!! OMD, that was HILlarious dude!!!! Okays...who wants a margarita???!!!! We can't have today without MARGARITAS!!!!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  16. Oh heavens, don't forget to include Kyla on your list...she is originally from Mexico!
    Wally & Sammy

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  17. what a post! first my mom was openmouthed, then her lips formed: a chihuahua... and then she laughed like a monkey and I have sprite on my fur... fortunately diet sprite so I got not so much calories :o)

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  18. Those Mexican Hairless Dogs are scarrrryyyyyyyy! You want to look away, but you can't. You look like you're ready to paw-ty!
    oxox
    Daisy

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