|What's up over dare?|
Dis morning, when I was on my daily neighborhood patrol, I spied something dat I've never seen before.
You'll never believe dis but I think dat white dog has tree'd a squirrel.
I'd better check this out.
Hummmmm…. I don't see a squirrel.
Maybe he's just trying to smell da blue flowers.
Hummmmmmm…. blue flowers?
Hummmmmmm…. he is not moving.
Something it definitely wrong wiff dis picture.
It must be Monday.
And now for some Monday laughs:
- A day without sunshine is like..., night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
- Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat Monday!