Mom: Ranger…. what are you doing?
Me: Mom… don't you know dat today is da Blogville's Mayoral Debate?
Mom: Yeah… but what are you doing sittin in MY chair? You never sit in my chair. You only sit on da couch (and that's just's been over da past 4 months).
Me: Your chair is closer to da TeeVee and my buddy Frankie is on channel 87 WFnE TeeVee. He is moderating da debate and I have to have a ring side seat for dis historic event.
Mom: Well then…. I guess it's okay (dis one time).
Hehehe…. dat's what she thinks. I sit on her chair all da time when she is out of da house. Don't tell her….. she likes to think dat she is da boss, but we all know better.
Now… pop on over to watch da debate at WFnE TeeVee.