Puppy Advice for Dui

Welcome to Blogville, MacDui!

Dui is a wee little laddie and is livin the high life Downunder with his big sisters Bella & Roxy.

Today is da day we all give little Dui some puppy advice.

Here's my advice for Dui:

1. Training.  Your peep will want to teach you to do lots of useless stuff.   They will call it "training" and give you treats to do what dey want.  Act dumb so you can get loads of training treats.
2. Confusion/Chaos.   Whatever your peep tells you to do; do da opposite.  You'll confuse dem and will never get into trouble because dey will think dat you are so darn cute.   It is soooooooo much fun messin wiff dem and to see dat confused look on dar face.
3. Noise maker.  Silence is your friend when gettin into mischief.   Always leave da scene of destruction when you hear a noise (could be a peep coming to check on you).
4. Property.  Anything dat you can sink your sharp little teeth into is Yours.
5. Snatchin toys.   You are small and fast so snatchin toys from Bella and Roxy is easy peasy.   Let dem win (some of da time) cuz dey are your big sisters and will always look after you.
6. Pickin fights.  Pick fights wiff Mom's shoes and boxes instead of your big sisters.
7. Stuff not to eat.  Never eat chocolate or eyes off a human stuffies.  
   
   I ate one of snoopy's eyes once and had to go to da dogster.   It was a pukey kinda a day.   Enough said.
8. Mail.  Da mailman is your friend.  He brings Blogville packages for you and your sisters.   Also, da box is not the pressie….. look inside.
9. Food.   Only eat food out of your own dish.  Never try to eat food from your sisters' dish.   Dos girls love to eat and take dining seriously.   Do Not mess wiff dar foodables.    Now… if it is on da floor… it's free game.  Go for it.
10. Dirt.   Dig in it, roll in it, and eat it.   Dirty is good and manly.  

I'll let da others tell ya all aboutz Squirrels.

Here's my advice for Bella & Roxy:

• Move over girls…. dare's a new alpha pup in da house.   Deal wiff it.  If he's being too pesty and you need a little peace…. just jump onto da couch.   Dui is way too little to get up on da couch.   Other dan that… enjoy da chaos and your new little shadow.

Wags,

         Ranger

Pees...   Today Oscar & Archie and Sammy has asks us to show everyone THE POWER OF THE PAW (POTP) and  to we reach our paw to all who need it. 

Des are my paws.

NOW ==>  Join da Blog Hop (below) to give Dui puppy advice and/or give Bella & Roxy advice on how to deal wiff a wee little pesty brother.