Hello - My name is Ranger, and I am a Slipper Snatcher.
When Mom leaves da house, I like to sneak into her closet and snag one of her slippers.
Yep… I admit it. I like to grab da ones wiff paw prints and doggie bones on it.
When she comes home, she finds it layin around in da livingroom/eatin room.
Sometimes, I hide it under da table and den I get to watch her get down on all fours to retrieve it. It's great fun. I really wish I knew how to use a camera.
I like des slippers cuz dey are soft and fluffy… just like some of my 'old' stuffies.
So… do ya think dat Mom is gettin da hint dat I want some 'new' stuffies and dat if I don't get dem… I'll just have to keep snatchin her slippers?
Unfortunately she is a slow learner. I may have to snatch a lot of slippers.
Maybe I'll try Aunty D. She is da smarter sister.
Now… to snatch one of Aunty D's slippers is a real challenge, but I'm up for the challenge.
Ya see, Aunty D leaves her bedroom door closed when she leaves da house so I have to nose-push da door open. Once inside, I have to nose-push her closet door open too.
Doesn't she know dat ya can't stop a Scot when he is on a mission.
I now have possession of 3 slippers but still no 'new' stuffies.
(sniff, sniff)….. Oh and I love da smell of dem. I can't help myself.
It's even better dan sniffin peemail. Just sayin.
I hope you have a nice & stinky Monday and get into loads of mischief (it keeps our peeps on dar toes).