Wacky Holidays in July

Well… its that time again, to research all the Holidays in July.   Here's what I discovered.  Now I haves to decide which ones I want to celebrate.

There are lots of yummy days this month.
I think I'm gonna love July.

1 Canada Day

1 International Joke Day

2 I Forgot Day (what was dat?)

2 World UFO Day (woooo…)

3 Compliment Your Mirror Day (hey good look'n)

3 Disobedience Day (I can do dat)

3 Stay out of the Sun Day

4 Independence Day (U.S.)

4 Sidewalk Egg Frying Day (Hmmmm, I wonder why!?!)

5 Work-a-holics Day - even though everyone is on holiday

6 National Fried Chicken Day (AROOOOOOO….C-H-I-C-K-E-N !!)

7 Chocolate Day  (Mom's favorite day)

7 National Strawberry Sundae Day  (yummmmmmmm)

8 Video Games Day

9 National Sugar Cookie Day  (yummm)

10 Teddy Bear Picnic Day

11 Cheer up the Lonely Day

12 Pecan Pie Day (yummmmmmmm)

13 Embrace Your Geekness Day

14 Bastille Day

14 National Nude Day  (woohoo)

15 Tapioca Pudding Day (yuck)

15 Cow Appreciation Day- Go out and give a cow a hug

16 FREE SPOT

17 Peach Ice Cream Day (yummmmmmmm)

17 Yellow Pig Day (did someone say BBQ?)

18 National Caviar Day- something's fishy here   (Calling all Cats!)

19 National Raspberry Cake Day (yummmmmmmm)

20 Moon Day

20 Ugly Truck Day- it's a "guy" thing

21 National Ice Cream Day (yummmmmmmm)

21 National Junk Food Day (yummmmmmmm)

22 Ratcatcher's Day   (Calling all Cats!)

23 National Hot Dog Day (YIPPY !!!)

24 Amelia Earhart Day

24 Cousins Day

25 Threading the Needle Day

26 Aunt and Uncle Day   (Aunty D will love dis one.)

27 Take Your Pants for a Walk Day (??????)

28 National Milk Chocolate Day  (Mom prefers Dark Chocolate.   I don't get to have any chocolate.)

29 National Lasagna Day  (yummmmmmmm)

30 National Cheesecake Day (yummmmmmmm… cheese)

31 Mutt's Day

Since today is Canada Day and Joke Day I thought I'd celebrate both.

Happy Canada Day !!

Here's the Joke part.

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

Wags,

                     'Mountie' Ranger