Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Pining Away

First Alana (Mom's niece and my weekend playpal) left, and then, yesterday I pop'd over to Mollie's Blogaversary Pawty and learned dat she has 2 other Boyfurfriends.  Yes… 2 other Boyfurfriends!

No mom….  I'm not hungary.
Maybe I eat later.
I thought dat I was Her One & Only Boyfurfriend.
And….  I thought Easy and Sammy were my pals.   Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  

Whats a young southern laddie to do?

Maybe I should arrest all of them for breakin my heart.   I am a Junior Police Officer.
I could charge Mollie with '3-Timing Me' and charge Easy & Sammy with 'Stabbing a Buddy in the Back'.   Dat'll fix dem.
I wonder if Sarge will let me borrow the Blogville police car.

I'll have to think on this some more.   Maybe I should just take a vacation.

Do you ever have girl troubles?

                                          Ranger

23 comments:

  1. Oh Ranger! You know I'd NEVER EVER intrude in your love life....and remember you're a dog and I'm just an old cat so I'm SURE Mollie loves you BEST OF ALL......C'mon buddy - we'll always be friends right??? HMM????? I haven't been to Mollie's pawty yet this morning but am headed there now...maybe then I'll understand why you're Mr. Pouty Pants today!!!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  2. We were shocked to when we read mollie was 3 timing you...what a hussy! You are the best of the best little buddy.

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  3. Oh Ranger, sorry buddy. Maybe if ou take that cacation it will clear your head and you might have a little vacation adventure with somedog you meet.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  4. WIMMEN!! Can't live WITH em, Can't live WITHOUT em.

    WE were STUNNED to see Mollie say that she had THREE Boy Furends...
    BUTT THEN you gotta remember that I (Frankie Furter) have TWO WIVES. And Ruby and Penny and I are gonna be CELEBRATING OUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY next month... SO I am thinking that if I can have TWO WIVES... Mollie can have Three BoyFurends.
    Remember that we are DOGS and we have LOVE to SPARE and SHARE. Just Sayin, buddy...... JUST SAYIN.

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  5. Mollie...3 boyfriends. OMD. What can we say Ranger? Yes a vacation sounds good, you never know who you might meet. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Ohhhhhh, Ranger Don't worry, cause I was you first love and will always be here for you. Bites says it's ok and I can be your OTHER Girly furiend, beside she is WAAAAAAAAAAY over there across the pond!

    Susie

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  7. Oh Ranger - we are just friends (not friends with extra's just friends like friends)
    I'm just the pup next door, because I'm Mollies neighbor :o) But I would like a ride in a police car, with siren wailing and blue light flashing, wow that would be great!

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  8. Oh my word! She is cheatin on you!
    Benny & Lily

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  9. Never had girl troubles yet but we know they are coming. Sorry, cannot offer any advice but when we talked to mom about this she said you should not worry cuz she said a girl will always love her first love!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Too bad I'm not her 1st love. Easy is. And he has home court advantage (he lives next door to her).

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  10. 3-timing?! That's awful! Maybe there was some kind of misunderstanding? I can't believe Mollie would do something like that to you.

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  11. Get with the program. Two can play THAT game.

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  12. Go for the vacation Ranger! Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  13. maybe you need to get another girlfriend to show her what she's missing

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  14. NO NO NO NO.. I'z lub'z you Ranger only youz... wait'z till tomorrow'z.. Dont'z leave mez.. When it said mez boyfuriend that'z what they'z are, like girlfuriend'z but youz me REAL boyfuriend, every buddie noze dat, you haz me bra and me pink frilly knicker'z, Easy and Sammy dont'z haz those :) xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. Hi Ranger, we don't suggest a vacation. Our people took a vacation and the power went away for 95 hours. We are behind with blogs and are shocked that Mollie would do such a thing! Poor you! Lee and Phod

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  16. Oh ranger, I think Mollies gonna dosomethingforyou tomorrow, so hang in there one more day before you do anything!

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  17. Yep I saw that Ranger and I was shocked...shocked I tell you...I always thought Mollie was a flirt, but that her heart was true to you and only you...I feel your pain pal...I think you have some sweet dawgie apology coming and maybe some makeup treats for breakin' your heart

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  18. Holy Cow Patties!!!! I didn't see that one comin'!! It's gotta be a BIG misunderstandin'....
    Sorry Ranger, well if you need someone to do zoomies with til the pain goes away, I'll be right overs! I'll even bring the beers and Cheetos!! Nothin' takes away the hurt like a little orange on the paws!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. I'm sure Mollie has a good reason Ranger, but if she doesn't take a vacation in OZ, I would like someone more my own size to play with :-)

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  20. Ranger, I think Mollie should have a chance to tell her side. I can't believe she would do this to you. Who could be more handsome than you??


    Loveys Sasha

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  21. I'm sorry pal, tasty chunk http://www.waggfoods.com/products/UK/wagg-tasty-chunks *offers half eaten bag*

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