Hello, remember me?
My name is Ranger and I have an appointment (again).
I'm here to see if my pee shooter is all better.
I now weigh 20 lbs. Yep…. it's official, I'm a Big Boy. Mom says dat it must be all dat wet food dat she's been mixin in with my kibble. I just love that stinky/wet food.
After I got weigh'd, I had to pee in a cup. I hope I can shoot straight. I'm still a little depressed (about Mollie and all her boyfurfriends) and dat might affect my aim, but I'll give it a try. Woowee…. bullseye. Maybe I not really dat depressed after all.
Mom and I waited while the pretty Dogster assistant tested my pee. While we waited, I got to think'n and ya know… I got a lot to offer 'the girls'. I'm Cute, Smart (no blonde fur here), Athletic (can jump over poles in a single bound), a great Ball Player, Loyal and I got a Job (as Junior Police Officer). Yeah… I'm a really good catch. Maybe I should update my dogmatch.com profile.
Now you're probably wondering about my test results.
Drummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roll……
The Dogster walked in with a big smile on her face.
All Clear!
Oh Nooooooooooo! |
High Paws, Mom!
Yikes… what ya got there Doc?
A SHOT ???? Where are you gonna put dat?
Now that my fection is all better, I had to get my shot(s) AND she put some liquid juice up my nose. How did she manage to miss my big mouth? Silly Dogster needs some glasses.
I gotta get one more shot, next week. Mom likes to spread my shots out, so they don't knock me out.
I'll bark at ya again soon,
Ranger (JPO)
So glad you are feeling better Ranger . . . . Hope you sort out your girl problems too! lee and phod who are still celebrating having electricity!
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WHEEEEEEEEEE your Pee Shooter is Shootin Spot ON and your AIM is Pawfect. THAT is super news Ranger.
ReplyDeleteI (Frankie Furter) just HATE that up the nose stuffs... I would rather have a REAL shot. The last time my Dogtor tried the NOSE stuffs on me... I ... EXPRESSED my total displeasure on him.
Wimmen Wimmen Wimmen... I don't know WHAT about Wimmen. You might need to have a long talk with Mollie.
Well that is excellent news .....bad old infection - glad you finally dispensed of it. Them shots are the worst...but hope you got treats for it ...that is what our dogtor does...makes you forget about right away. Pssssss when the dweeb had his shots last week and had that stuff up his nose - he sneezed right in the dogtors face...what a dweeb!
ReplyDeleteGlad you in top health little buddy!
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We too are glad your are in good health Ranger. Yikes we don't like the blood stealers or those shots. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Hey Ranger!
ReplyDeleteWow, congrats on the pawesome pee-shooting! All of that training and target practice at the BPD has paid off. BOL You are totally a great catch, and I bet some lucky woodog will be offering to be your gal by the end of the day. Sometimes it's fun to play the field a little! Lots of girls out there for your handsome self.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
I'm glad you're doing better, but YUCK, shots?!
ReplyDeleteI also hate getting my temperature taken. It's MINE and don't anybody be taking it.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are all clear! I am gonna hop over to mollie's to see what's cooking for ya!
ReplyDeleteGood job on the peeings, Ranger! Peeing is such a super-important part of staying healthy; glad you is a-ok!
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Reuben
I'm glad your test results were good. And I'm glad you hit the cup immediately :o) I think Mollie loves you - but she is a girl and they like to flirt (annoying, I know).
ReplyDeleteBut today she even hired the Beagles to sing a love song for you - that must be love!
We weigh the same now Ranger! So glad you're peeshooter is all better...I see that Miss Mollie has mended her ways and sent you a beautiful apology today...You should forgive her
ReplyDeleteNow you and I must have woofs...I see a post titled "7 Things About Me" and it has a picture of MY girlfriends Misaki with a HEART!!! What's up with that Dood? You poaching my girl?
No poaching here.
DeleteMisaki gave me my very first award (Nov 2012) and I love dat she gave it to me. I did have a little crush on her back then. Dat was before I started dating Mollie. I started dating Mollie (and only Mollie) in Dec 2012.
You are lucky to have such a beautiful girlfurfriend.
Glad to hear the pee shooter is doing so well! It's no fun to be sick.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for pawticipating in my Christmas in July swap!
Glad for the good report on the pee shooter Ranger! We think Mollie is a bit of a tease but still loves you!!
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Mom is trying to sort out how they got you to pee in a cup? We would be very distracted! We was just over at Mollie's place. You better go over there cuz she was saying she loved only you!
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Murphy & Stanley
Hi Ranger--I am your Christmas in July match and I cannot wait to go on my little shopping spree for you! I am so happy to hear that your infection is all gone. I had that a couple of months ago, and I was one sick puppy. Does this mean that I can send treats to you now? I will totally understand if treats are off limits.
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I can have treats now. Yippy! Bring them on.
DeleteGlad you're feeling better--even if it means needles.
ReplyDeleteWe just came from Mollie's and she's definitely YOURS.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
I am glad you are better with your...you know...peepee problem(blushing). I am sorry about the shot and I hate that stuff in my nose, it always makes me sneeze and cough. Yuck!!! I know Mollie loves you.
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YIPEE - you're all better :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right Ranger - you've got a lot to offer a girl
Glad you are a-ok now. We think you are a great catch!
ReplyDeleteYou've had quite a day! Don't worry about the girls. They are gonna be all over you once they know you're looking again!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWows, that was a FABulous visit!!! YEA! your pee shooter is all fixed now! (though the shots suck, butts it's for your own good....)
ReplyDeleteI thinks you gots TONS to offer Ranger!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Glad that everything a-ok though bad news about the shots!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're all ok now xx
ReplyDeleteGreat news big boy!!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Dog-oh-dog are we glad that your pee-shooter is all better!! Does that mean no more stinky wet food though??
ReplyDeleteNow what is going on with you and Mollie?? Did we miss something?
Glad your waterworks are in tip-top shape! Sorry about the shots!
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